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Snek Saturday: tfw no alternate Dragonair evolution edition

Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2017 21:59:56 No.32040805 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>32042444

There was another thread but OP messed up the thread subject.
Post what you got. All longmons are accepted here.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2017 22:05:41 No.32040857 Report

Quoted By: >>32040974

Snek gives me life

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2017 22:22:29 No.32040957 Report

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Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2017 22:24:31 No.32040974 Report

Quoted By: >>32040979 >>32041048

>>32040857
Snek gives me wife

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2017 22:25:27 No.32040979 Report

Quoted By: >>32040989

>>32040974
Would you fug a fug?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2017 22:27:19 No.32040989 Report

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>>32040979
Who wouldn't?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2017 22:37:14 No.32041048 Report

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>>32040974
Perfectly acceptable

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2017 23:12:14 No.32041339 Report

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I want to fug this noodle

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2017 23:17:13 No.32041372 Report

Quoted By: >>32041497

I've got a 50% Zygarde, a Serp, a Milo, and a Dratini
What other noodles should I add to my bowl of soup?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2017 23:30:27 No.32041497 Report

Quoted By: >>32041524

>>32041372
Lots of choices:

Arbok
Gyarados
Steelix
Dunsparce
Seviper
Huntail/Gorebyss
Furret
Eelektross

Soon your team will look like pic related

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2017 23:32:45 No.32041524 Report

Quoted By: >>32041559 >>32041595 >>32045370

>>32041497
>They will never take turns to snug around you
>They will never try their best to be their trainer's favorte

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2017 23:35:46 No.32041559 Report

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>>32041524

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Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2017 23:39:42 No.32041595 Report

Quoted By: >>32041694 >>32041872 >>32045370 >>32059083

>>32041524
>They will never become increasingly affectionate as you refuse to pick a favorite
>You will never have six huge noodles obsessively lusting after you in a fight for your love

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2017 23:51:05 No.32041694 Report

Quoted By: >>32043236

>>32041595

How huge are these noodles exactly, anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Mar 2017 00:09:50 No.32041872 Report

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>>32041595
>ywn be in the middle of a noodle knot

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Mar 2017 00:11:03 No.32041882 Report

Quoted By: >>32042501

Serperior and Arbok weigh roughly 140 lbs
That's a little more than one plate
Can you lift your noodles?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 12 Mar 2017 01:04:55 No.32042444 Report

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>>32040805
I shouldn't try to make threads after an all nighter

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Mar 2017 01:09:28 No.32042501 Report

Quoted By: >>32042869

>>32041882
If I could drape them over my shoulders I'd be able to carry both at the same time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Mar 2017 01:40:48 No.32042869 Report

Quoted By: >>32043204 >>32044236

>>32042501
That's pretty heavy Anon
You sure you could hold 140 on each shoulder?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 12 Mar 2017 02:15:53 No.32043204 Report

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>>32042869
Not that anon, but I can carry people in my arms so I would not have any issues.
Realistically Serperior should be slightly heavier than a person so I would have no problem. But it is a snake, it being longer makes it a bit more difficult.

>ywn carry your Serperior like a princess

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 12 Mar 2017 02:19:00 No.32043236 Report

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>>32041694
Big.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 12 Mar 2017 04:06:44 No.32044185 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Mar 2017 04:12:26 No.32044236 Report

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>>32042869
140 isn't too much if it's spread out a bit over your arm and back which I'm sure they could help with
I mean, you're not going hiking with that much but you could probably make it to the next town or something

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 12 Mar 2017 04:48:01 No.32044490 Report

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>tfw serperior and milotic get fucking destroyed by some jap with an all-shiny team

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 12 Mar 2017 05:35:56 No.32044875 Report

Quoted By: >>32045085 >>32046056

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Anonymous Sun 12 Mar 2017 06:15:15 No.32045085 Report

Quoted By: >>32046056

>>32044875
Scans NEVER EVER ;_;

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 12 Mar 2017 07:03:41 No.32045370 Report

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>>32041524
>>32041595
Just end me my dudes

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 12 Mar 2017 07:57:40 No.32045586 Report

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Thought I'd get the fat snek derailment going with the worst pic

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 12 Mar 2017 09:29:41 No.32045967 Report

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Anonymous Sun 12 Mar 2017 09:35:45 No.32045991 Report

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Remember to love all your sneks, even the smol ones

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 12 Mar 2017 09:55:10 No.32046056 Report

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>>32044875
>>32045085
I can barely remember it...
Content was something like 50%clean, 40% gay 10% straight.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 12 Mar 2017 11:41:49 No.32046419 Report

Quoted By: >>32046429

Would you eat a snek?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 12 Mar 2017 11:44:17 No.32046429 Report

Quoted By: >>32047395

>>32046419

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 12 Mar 2017 15:24:15 No.32047395 Report

Quoted By: >>32050355

>>32046429
Snek is not for eating, Jack

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 12 Mar 2017 16:07:43 No.32047656 Report

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Can someone recolor this to be a pokemon?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 12 Mar 2017 18:56:06 No.32048965 Report

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Anonymous Sun 12 Mar 2017 20:56:50 No.32049970 Report

Quoted By: >>32050812

snek shall not die

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 12 Mar 2017 21:49:11 No.32050355 Report

Quoted By: >>32051872

>>32047395
Are you sure?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 12 Mar 2017 22:42:22 No.32050812 Report

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>>32049970
If I took the Contrary off, would you die?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Mar 2017 00:23:18 No.32051822 Report

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Anonymous Mon 13 Mar 2017 00:27:57 No.32051872 Report

Quoted By: >>32052698

>>32050355

Snakes never die. They just swallow another few feet of their own tail instead.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Mar 2017 01:45:30 No.32052698 Report

Quoted By: >>32052742 >>32059083

>>32051872
Doesn't this hurt the snek?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Mar 2017 01:49:56 No.32052742 Report

Quoted By: >>32053025

>>32052698

Do you mean becoming that enormous or do you mean swallowing themselves? The former doesn't hurt unless they try to exert themselves. The latter doesn't hurt much either.

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Anonymous Mon 13 Mar 2017 02:24:42 No.32053025 Report

Quoted By: >>32053072 >>32053076

>>32052742
Biting off a piece of your own body sounds painful. Also law of conservation of mass would prevent that from doing anything anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Mar 2017 02:30:55 No.32053072 Report

Quoted By: >>32054736

>>32053025
I want to pull that Milotic's tail

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Mar 2017 02:31:10 No.32053076 Report

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>>32053025

It's just a figure of speech, not biting off pieces of your own body.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Mar 2017 03:23:56 No.32053447 Report

Quoted By: >>32053635 >>32054271 >>32054755

I want snek to squeeze me gently

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Mar 2017 03:46:41 No.32053635 Report

Quoted By: >>32053668

>>32053447
But anon, that's a seal, not a snek
However, for the record, I too want gentle snek squeezes

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Mar 2017 03:49:24 No.32053668 Report

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>>32053635
Sea lion, technically

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Mar 2017 04:59:37 No.32054271 Report

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>>32053447
I want too, Popplio.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Mar 2017 06:09:36 No.32054736 Report

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>>32053072
DO NOT bully the noodle

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Mar 2017 06:13:01 No.32054755 Report

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>>32053447
We all do

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Mar 2017 10:37:21 No.32055867 Report

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Anonymous Mon 13 Mar 2017 13:30:28 No.32056434 Report

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Anonymous Mon 13 Mar 2017 16:29:33 No.32057604 Report

Quoted By: >>32059025

Would you let Milotic make you a sandwich?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Mar 2017 19:34:07 No.32059025 Report

Quoted By: >>32059083

>>32057604
I guess, but I'm not sure how a Milotic would able to make it. Are those red hair/arm things prehensile?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Mar 2017 19:38:34 No.32059056 Report

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>ywn

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Mar 2017 19:41:46 No.32059083 Report

Quoted By: >>32059095

>>32059025
I'd like to think so, see >>32052698
and >>32041595
Also that is a very chubby snek

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Anonymous Mon 13 Mar 2017 19:43:01 No.32059095 Report

Quoted By: >>32060013

>>32059083

Chubby snakes are the best kind of snakes.

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Anonymous Mon 13 Mar 2017 21:46:27 No.32060013 Report

Quoted By: >>32060049 >>32060928 >>32063104

>>32059095
>ywn have a "bulky water type"

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Anonymous Mon 13 Mar 2017 21:50:18 No.32060049 Report

Quoted By: >>32060855

>>32060013

it's a shame best sweeper snek got banned from UU just because it decimated all the bulky waters there and the council wanted to promote UU being a boring defensive fest.

Oh serperior, being in BL hurts so much.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Mar 2017 23:30:12 No.32060855 Report

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>>32060049
Cursed image

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Mar 2017 23:38:02 No.32060928 Report

Quoted By: >>32062296

>>32060013

>Milotic will never edge Suicune out as the B U L K Y fatass who sleeps all day while eating Leftovers

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Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 01:50:05 No.32062296 Report

Quoted By: >>32062947

>>32060928
Milotic is B U L K Y

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 02:45:46 No.32062947 Report

Quoted By: >>32066396

>>32062296
That's too bulky though

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Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 03:03:48 No.32063104 Report

Quoted By: >>32063198

>>32060013
I wonder how Milotic feels about being called a bulky water type. Is that considered an insult to their kind?

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Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 03:14:00 No.32063198 Report

Quoted By: >>32066396 >>32070347

>>32063104
It understands that it gets bulky by hard training, so you need to be an example and burn that fat down and get fit with your Milotic.

Otherwise it gets squishy, frail and vulnerable to heart attacks.

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Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 04:32:04 No.32063810 Report

Quoted By: >>32064741

I want to be a snek and fug another snek

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Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 07:44:24 No.32064741 Report

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>>32063810
The sounds hot as fuck

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Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 09:34:29 No.32065055 Report

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Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 15:14:12 No.32066396 Report

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>>32062947

I would say it's not bulky enough.

>>32063198

>frail

Squishy and prone to heart attacks, sure. But bulk in the Pokemon world means the complete opposite of frail.

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Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 20:46:10 No.32068536 Report

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Anonymous Wed 15 Mar 2017 00:01:41 No.32070347 Report

Quoted By: >>32070766

>>32063198
Nothing wrong with a bit of chub without being morbidly obese.

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Anonymous Wed 15 Mar 2017 00:42:36 No.32070766 Report

Quoted By: >>32071609

>>32070347

There's nothing wrong with either option when it comes to snakes.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 15 Mar 2017 01:50:37 No.32071609 Report

Quoted By: >>32072913

>>32070766
I want my sneg to be at least fit enough to snuggle me. It's no fun if they can't move.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Mar 2017 04:09:32 No.32072913 Report

Quoted By: >>32073349

>>32071609
>Snek will never try to lift you as part of its training

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Mar 2017 05:02:09 No.32073349 Report

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>>32072913
Okay, that one stings quite a bit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Mar 2017 13:06:56 No.32074897 Report

Quoted By: >>32074974

Thread don't die

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Mar 2017 13:26:29 No.32074974 Report

Quoted By: >>32076294

>>32074897
IT'S WIGGLIN' WEDNESDAY

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Anonymous Wed 15 Mar 2017 17:23:23 No.32076294 Report

Quoted By: >>32076297

>>32074974
Snek Sunday
Tubular Tuesday
Wigglin' Wednesday
??? Thursday
Fang Friday
Serpentine Saturday
Anyone know what a good term for Thursday would be?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Mar 2017 17:24:32 No.32076297 Report

Quoted By: >>32076555

>>32076294
Also, what's a good term for Monday, because I apparently forgot that day exists

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Mar 2017 17:56:58 No.32076555 Report

Quoted By: >>32076772

>>32076297
Milotic Monday

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Anonymous Wed 15 Mar 2017 18:19:27 No.32076772 Report

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>>32076555
Trips confirm, even if it is a bit exclusionary.

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Anonymous Wed 15 Mar 2017 21:47:46 No.32078490 Report

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Anonymous Wed 15 Mar 2017 23:06:27 No.32079139 Report

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Anonymous Thu 16 Mar 2017 00:39:37 No.32079970 Report

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Anonymous Thu 16 Mar 2017 04:59:41 No.32082110 Report

Quoted By: >>32082117

I always feel at home in these threads.

Goodnight, snekfriends.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Mar 2017 05:00:56 No.32082117 Report

Quoted By: >>32083437

>>32082110
where the fuck do I get this? I know it's not official, but I don't give a shit since serperior merch is mostly nonexistent outside of a few plastic figures

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Mar 2017 10:06:40 No.32083437 Report

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>>32082117
I would bet it's custom made.

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