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Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 15:42:37 No.32066520 View View Reply Original Report

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Confess your sins /vp/.

You know what you've done.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 15:44:42 No.32066538 Report

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>>32066520
i emulated BW1 and 2 in my cellphoneand then i used cheats to give myself a charmander in BW1

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 15:55:15 No.32066591 Report

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>>32066520
I want to hug Lopunny and squeeze her fluffy ears, and then make her smile

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 15:57:48 No.32066598 Report

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I unironicly like Incineror

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 15:57:52 No.32066600 Report

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I feel like 90%+ of /vp/ is deserving of an auschwitz-style gas chamber, myself probably included.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 16:27:22 No.32066735 Report

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>>32066600
>dubs
>w/ Satan trips

Nice knowing you guys

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 16:32:48 No.32066760 Report

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Could any of them survive BURASTO BAAN?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 16:34:39 No.32066769 Report

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>>32066598

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 16:36:07 No.32066778 Report

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>>32066760
turtonator and charizard y have x4 fire resist

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 16:38:06 No.32066783 Report

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I have no Poke-sins to confess.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 16:42:32 No.32066815 Report

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>>32066783
You're delusion. To the crazy house you go.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 16:42:44 No.32066817 Report

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I have watched all of manifest heart and ironically like it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 16:47:45 No.32066855 Report

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>>32066815
>periodical fits
>hysteria
>egotism
Welp, looks like I get to have my very own psych ward jumpsuit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 17:10:25 No.32066988 Report

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I unironacally love feels good man and wojaks, despite their normie tier status.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 17:11:53 No.32066998 Report

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>>32066520
I have a girlfriend

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 17:14:28 No.32067012 Report

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>>32066600
At least you don't like Incineroar

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 17:14:36 No.32067014 Report

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>>32066815
>Shooting of daughter
What? That's oddly specific.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 17:15:33 No.32067022 Report

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>>32066520
>slept over at friend's house
>take his gameboy while he's sleeping and trade his best pokes to my cartridge

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 17:16:18 No.32067029 Report

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>>32066760
Weavile, of course. Shitpile and El Wetbacko might stand a small chance too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 17:19:00 No.32067047 Report

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>>32066815
masturbation for 30 years?

shit dogg, that's some stamina

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 17:23:34 No.32067083 Report

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>>32067022
what a mean person you are

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 17:25:48 No.32067092 Report

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>>32066598
>>32067012
Nice falseflag, samefag, get tired of posting primarina porn?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 17:25:59 No.32067095 Report

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Pokemon-related: I've openly trashed Smogon as being the cancer of competitive pokemon and disagree with countless bans of theirs. But i still refuse to use anything in Ubers. Even on battle spot.
non-Pokemon related: I'm a 25 y/o virgin and i don't care about sex. Like, at all. It's not that i don't have a sex drive, i fap all the time. But i don't wanna risk having sex and have something go wrong with the condom and accidentally end up with a kid. Fatherhood is one of my biggest fears in life. I could never handle it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 17:43:17 No.32067206 Report

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>>32066598
Are you me?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 18:01:31 No.32067332 Report

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I started fapping to pokemon 1 week ago, i want to stop but i cant. What the fuck should i do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 18:05:49 No.32067358 Report

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>>32067332
I hate to tell you this anon, but you can't. There's no stopping it. You'll be consumed eventually.

Just embrace your wild side. It's better that way.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 18:06:42 No.32067364 Report

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>>32067358
this man gets it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 18:07:11 No.32067367 Report

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>>32067332
Don't fight. Embrace your new degenerate self.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 18:07:42 No.32067372 Report

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>>32067332
cut ur dick off sicko

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 18:07:59 No.32067375 Report

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>>32067332
Same problem, mostly vanilla though. You'd think I'd have no standards but fat fetishes and scat and shit still disgusts me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 18:10:34 No.32067386 Report

Quoted By: >>32067399 >>32067414 >>32067932

>>32067358
>>32067364
>>32067367
>>32067372

But i feel like a fucking degenerate and i am a grill, i am afraid of telling it to my boyfriend (he likes pokemon a little). Sigh, at least i stopped watching porn

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 18:11:01 No.32067388 Report

Quoted By: >>32067401 >>32067414

>>32067332
I have to ask: Who was your first one?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 18:13:11 No.32067399 Report

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>>32067386
You won't escape your naughty thoughts. It will only get worse, boy.
Be sure to enjoy every second of it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 18:13:57 No.32067401 Report

Quoted By: >>32067403 >>32071338

>>32067388
Blaziken, my favorite pokemon since 10years old (22 right now)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 18:14:43 No.32067403 Report

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>>32067401
Nice, we got a new chickenfucker. Good taste anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 18:15:02 No.32067404 Report

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I play stall.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 18:16:20 No.32067414 Report

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>>32067375
>You'd think I'd have no standards but fat fetishes and scat and shit still disgusts me.
same here
farting is the most degenerate thing I get off to

>>32067386
>i am afraid of telling it to my boyfriend (he likes pokemon a little)
you are onto something here, you better not fuck this up

>>32067388
Mienshao pushed me over the edge into pokephillia, I have no regrets

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 18:17:00 No.32067420 Report

Quoted By: >>32067442

I started to fap to bara pokemon i year ago, i can't stop masculine pokemon turn me on so much, what i can do?
(there's only yaoi and straight people here, but still i need help)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 18:19:43 No.32067438 Report

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>>32067332
I tried to do this but I couldn't. I could stop fapping to other shit but for some reason I can't stop fapping to Pokémon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 18:20:08 No.32067440 Report

Quoted By: >>32067456 >>32067468 >>32067471 >>32070897 >>32073014 >>32073242

Who is your Pokemon waifu?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 18:20:12 No.32067442 Report

Quoted By: >>32067464

>>32067420
Is it a problem? There's no reason to stop if it's not problematic. But, I suppose that's irrelevant. The only thing I can come up with on the spot is to resist the urge and try to distract yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 18:21:26 No.32067456 Report

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>>32067440
Amoonguss

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 18:21:44 No.32067458 Report

Quoted By: >>32067629 >>32068795

I like every Pokemon design. Every single one. I may dislike a Pokemon's playstyle and sweat as i see one on battle preview (Eg: Fini, Gliscor, Landorus, Celesteela), but i like the designs and the lore themselves. Actually, i might dislike Cutiefly and a future hummingbird Pokemon, but only as a joke.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 18:22:59 No.32067464 Report

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>>32067442
but it isn't normal to like bara.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 18:23:27 No.32067468 Report

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>>32067440
Serperior

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 18:23:48 No.32067471 Report

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>>32067440
hey thats my pokewaifuta

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 18:25:36 No.32067486 Report

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Not pokemon related, but wrote and exam today, decided to jack one for no reason and smeared a bit of cum on the bottom of the page
You're a total failure in life if you never did this.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 18:29:09 No.32067513 Report

Quoted By: >>32067792

Not pokemon related, but for the longest time I used reddit, and I would go to r/4chan to laugh at all le ebin screencaps and greentexts

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 18:30:58 No.32067527 Report

Quoted By: >>32067548

>>32067414
Ever get off to your own farts before?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 18:33:40 No.32067548 Report

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>>32067527
I only get off to a woman's farts, not my own, I remember seeing someone ask that same question on d

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 18:35:34 No.32067565 Report

Quoted By: >>32068111 >>32072776

>>32066520
I like seeing pokemon in diapers.
They look cute.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 18:43:40 No.32067624 Report

Quoted By: >>32067779

I've been fapping to pokemon since I was 11, I just recently stopped being a fucking freak and moved onto humans

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 18:44:41 No.32067629 Report

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>>32067458
That isn't a sin, though. Why would it be?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 19:04:20 No.32067772 Report

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>>32066815
>Deranged masturbation
>Masturbation for 30 years
>Laziness
>Imaginary female trouble
>Egotism
>Greed
>Grief

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 19:05:07 No.32067779 Report

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>>32067624
>not getting off to both
come on man, expand your horizons

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 19:07:14 No.32067792 Report

Quoted By: >>32069395

>>32067513
here's a secret: the number of 4chan users who use reddit is higher than said users would like to pretend

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 19:28:00 No.32067932 Report

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>>32067386
If getting off to weird fetishes is really bothering you then stop masturbating period, as time passes your taste will revert back to more vanilla stuff.

Do some push ups or lite work outs if you catch yourself searching for porn to get off to.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 19:36:25 No.32067995 Report

Quoted By: >>32069126

I inject my pokemon to save time from the tedium of breeding and EV training then try and pass them off as legitimate hatched pokemon

I don't regret what I did and I still do it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 19:40:40 No.32068024 Report

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I basically only fap to pokegirls now, literally like 75% of the time I just go on gelbooru and search up a girl.

Weirdly not a pokefucker, that shit is too offputting for me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 19:40:52 No.32068025 Report

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>>32066778
BURASUTO-man's Zard OHKO a Zard Y with Flamethrower.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 19:42:18 No.32068033 Report

Quoted By:

>>32066598
like 30% of people

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 19:44:26 No.32068044 Report

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>>32066520
once i fooled a guy into giving me his ho-oh by telling him a bidoof egg was a hacked mew

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 19:45:31 No.32068054 Report

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>>32066520
I like Ballio and wish he was real.
No offense to the actual starters.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 19:46:51 No.32068064 Report

Quoted By: >>32068081

>>32066520
I liked SM's story. I liked the characters. I liked the region. I liked everything.

I know, I'm the biggest problem. Because of faggots like me, we'll get more family drama stories, shit characters like Lillie, shit region like Alola, shit games like SM. SM is, without a doubt, the worst thing to happen to Pokemon, but I have a mental problem. I'm attracted to shit things. Because of mentally retarded faggots like me, we'll get more shit like SM.

As a shit love, I'm happy, but I feel bad for everyone else.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 19:49:39 No.32068081 Report

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>>32068064
The first step to fixing a problem is recognizing there is one, anon.

Popplio

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Popplio Tue 14 Mar 2017 19:51:24 No.32068092 Report

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>>32066520
Primarina is having sex with Walrein and I saw my mum and I told her what walrein was visiting in our house in now in days?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 19:55:07 No.32068111 Report

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>>32067565
Remove the diapers and that is a good anthro vulpix.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 20:38:39 No.32068459 Report

Quoted By: >>32068492

I'm a new fag

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 20:42:00 No.32068492 Report

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>>32068459
Same. Us newfags have to stick together.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 20:56:46 No.32068662 Report

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>>32067022
YOU MONSTER!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 21:11:09 No.32068795 Report

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>>32067458
Why would you dislike a hummingbird Pokémon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 21:50:15 No.32069126 Report

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>>32067995
Like 95% of the competitive players?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 21:52:02 No.32069139 Report

Quoted By: >>32069172 >>32069181

I don't want to fuck Pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 21:56:53 No.32069172 Report

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>>32069139
what

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 21:56:56 No.32069173 Report

Quoted By: >>32069237

In 2005 at my lowest point I made a promise to kill myself when the Pokemon anime finished airing.

It was the worst mistake I ever made.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 21:57:24 No.32069181 Report

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>>32069139
I feel so alone on this board, brother.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 22:04:23 No.32069237 Report

Quoted By: >>32069310

>>32069173
You weren't going to do it even if it did end.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 22:11:46 No.32069310 Report

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>>32069237
Yeah, I know.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 22:13:44 No.32069332 Report

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>>32066815
>Gunshot Wound

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 22:15:04 No.32069349 Report

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>>32067022
>they do this
just inject lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 22:17:58 No.32069395 Report

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>>32067792
This.

I used to post on reddit a lot but I quit because the upvoting/downvoting system makes it even more of a hivemind than tumblr and I actually got banned from a few subs just for having different opinions.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 22:19:09 No.32069411 Report

Quoted By: >>32070058

I've fapped to several Pokemon characters and called their names out during an orgasm but I've never actually been attracted to a Pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 23:20:12 No.32069972 Report

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>>32066600
the use of weezings in such a scenario made a terrifying image in my brain

and I thought I was desensitized. What the fuck anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 23:20:18 No.32069973 Report

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Every game I've ever played, I've played using an emulator on my phone. I am also phoneposting. clover > mimi

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 23:21:40 No.32069982 Report

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I genuinely think we should have more "secret" mons like Slugma and Houndour that you can only find in the postgame.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 23:30:33 No.32070058 Report

Quoted By: >>32072829

>>32069411
>Fapped to
>Never Attracted to
?????????????

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 15 Mar 2017 00:53:57 No.32070897 Report

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>>32067440
Nidoqueen

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Mar 2017 01:25:16 No.32071301 Report

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I once said all of Tsareena's abilities are great

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 15 Mar 2017 01:28:07 No.32071338 Report

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>>32067401
Same, my nigga

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Mar 2017 02:10:06 No.32071773 Report

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I ve fapped to Porygon-Z More times than i ve faped to humans

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Mar 2017 03:53:18 No.32072776 Report

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>>32067565
>traps
Why does every artist do this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Mar 2017 03:59:25 No.32072829 Report

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>>32070058
i meant human characters, should've specified for the people without a normal number of chromosomes

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 15 Mar 2017 04:22:03 No.32073014 Report

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>>32067440
bisharp

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Mar 2017 04:27:23 No.32073058 Report

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>>32066520
I cloned a xerneas multiple times over to get all the pokebank exclusive legendaries from gts back in x and y.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Mar 2017 04:40:37 No.32073171 Report

Quoted By:

>>32066520
when I was a kid I stole my friend's fully evolved starter from his Ruby and still have it to this day in Moon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Mar 2017 04:43:20 No.32073187 Report

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once i stole my autistic friend's gameboy and copy of pokemon red even though i already had one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Mar 2017 04:49:20 No.32073242 Report

Quoted By: >>32073248

>>32067440
Lilligant

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Mar 2017 04:50:03 No.32073248 Report

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>>32073242
good taste bruh

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