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Quoted By: >>32083016 >>32083035 >>32083083
THE PKMM CONVENTION
Part 1
>I'm a big time Pokémon fan
>I notice a local convention being set up
>Dude, score
>Wanna invite my friends, they can't go
>Insert bullshit excuses
>I gotta go alone
>The day comes
>I hop on my bike, yeah, it's really not far
>I make it to this really shitty looking place
>Wait, is it a church
>omfg
>I go inside
>There are about 30 Ash Ketchums, all really shitty outfits
>I walk around for a bit
>Generic plushies
>Generic art
>Awful local fanmade stuff
>Shitty costumes
>It's all basically really uniteresting
>THEN IT FUCKING HAPPENS
>THE DOOR SHUTS
>THE LIGHTS GO OFF
>MFW
>THE LIGHTS TURN ON, AND I SHIT YOU NOT
>furries
>pokéfurries everywhere
>Anthro Kanto Pokémon, maybe 7
>Omfg
>Guy dressed as anime Brock walks up on stage
>"Y'ALL READY"
>All the tards in the room scream
>Then the fucking bass boosted twerk music plays
>They all scream and dance
>Furry Pikachu legit throws Brock into the crowd
>I gotta get outta here
Part 1
>I'm a big time Pokémon fan
>I notice a local convention being set up
>Dude, score
>Wanna invite my friends, they can't go
>Insert bullshit excuses
>I gotta go alone
>The day comes
>I hop on my bike, yeah, it's really not far
>I make it to this really shitty looking place
>Wait, is it a church
>omfg
>I go inside
>There are about 30 Ash Ketchums, all really shitty outfits
>I walk around for a bit
>Generic plushies
>Generic art
>Awful local fanmade stuff
>Shitty costumes
>It's all basically really uniteresting
>THEN IT FUCKING HAPPENS
>THE DOOR SHUTS
>THE LIGHTS GO OFF
>MFW
>THE LIGHTS TURN ON, AND I SHIT YOU NOT
>furries
>pokéfurries everywhere
>Anthro Kanto Pokémon, maybe 7
>Omfg
>Guy dressed as anime Brock walks up on stage
>"Y'ALL READY"
>All the tards in the room scream
>Then the fucking bass boosted twerk music plays
>They all scream and dance
>Furry Pikachu legit throws Brock into the crowd
>I gotta get outta here
