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>Be me
>Working at a hackathon
>Working on stupid app, but whatever. It's experience so I'll take it
>Fucking obeese pink haired neckbeard there
>Battle-Ryuko phone case
>Fairy Tail tit mousepad
>Dick, stereotypical nu-male
>Playing pokemon emerald on computer emulator
>Haven't seen him save in a couple of hours
>Apparently I wasn't the only one who noticed
>Some asshole runs by and presses f4 faster than deyoxis-s at mach 15
>He tries to escape
>Notonmywatch.jpg
>Trip him while he's running
>Fat neckbeard gets up with genocide in his eyes
>Runs towards asshole screaming like a fucking maniac
>Jumps and wails on him
>I've never heard screams of pain and humiliation quite as horrid as the ones coming from the man under the neckbeard's ass
>Admins eventually kick them out after about 20 seconds of neckbeard wailing on him
>Just standing there watching in horror
>Mfw just watched Snorlax use Pulverizing pancake