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Anonymous Sun 26 Mar 2017 00:22:25 No.32166394 View View Reply Original Report

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What's his team?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Mar 2017 00:25:21 No.32166436 Report

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Your six favorite mons.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Mar 2017 00:26:16 No.32166445 Report

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wtf this is me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Mar 2017 00:27:13 No.32166454 Report

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6 gardevoirs

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Mar 2017 00:36:15 No.32166559 Report

Quoted By: >>32166605 >>32166628 >>32166641

there is literally nothing wrong with being a virgin

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Mar 2017 00:40:11 No.32166599 Report

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6 primarinas
3 males and 3 females

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Mar 2017 00:40:35 No.32166605 Report

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>>32166559
t. contrarian

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Mar 2017 00:41:54 No.32166621 Report

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>>32166454
>>32166394
literally me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Mar 2017 00:42:49 No.32166628 Report

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>>32166559
>he doesn't know that non-virgins have access to secret facilities around the world, and have slightly better luck in finding shiny Pokemon with good IVs

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Mar 2017 00:44:13 No.32166641 Report

Quoted By: >>32168084 >>32168834 >>32168987 >>32170219 >>32170960

>>32166559
If you aren't a virgin by choice after 20 it means there is something wrong about you that doesn't attract people and let's be honest, no one is by choice in this day and age.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 26 Mar 2017 00:44:17 No.32166642 Report

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>>32166394

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Anonymous Sun 26 Mar 2017 00:47:46 No.32166698 Report

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>>32166394
>tfw this is literally me but with shorter hair.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Mar 2017 00:50:56 No.32166729 Report

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>you missed out on teenage sex

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Mar 2017 00:51:38 No.32166738 Report

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>>32166394
I really wonder what compels people to make these incredibly specific "signs of a virgin/beta/cuck" images that could be applied to literally anyone regardless of their level of faggotry. Did they get snubbed at a bar or something and were so assblasted they memorized every detail of the guy's walking patterns?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Mar 2017 00:57:52 No.32166819 Report

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>>32166738
easy bait

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Mar 2017 00:58:59 No.32166832 Report

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>>32166738
>could be applied to literally anyone
This is what virgins actually think. Lmao.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 26 Mar 2017 01:01:19 No.32166860 Report

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>>32166394
>down to the way hair reacts to the wind
WEEEEW

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Mar 2017 01:14:37 No.32167034 Report

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Why is it always New Balance?

I work for a different running shoe brand, and we still haven't figured out what kind of design or marketing we would need to appeal to that kind of audience.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Mar 2017 01:43:55 No.32167474 Report

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>>32166832
Are you trying to imply you're not a virgin from /vp/

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Mar 2017 02:38:37 No.32168084 Report

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>>32166641
What if you're asexual? Or does that just fall under "something wrong about you that doesn't attract people"?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Mar 2017 02:44:55 No.32168177 Report

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>>32166394
delet this

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Mar 2017 02:51:36 No.32168246 Report

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>>32168084
There's no such thing as asexuallity.
It's like saying you don't want to be successful/rich, a blatant lie that'll get you laughted at.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Mar 2017 02:53:17 No.32168266 Report

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>>32168084

>mental illness
>NOT something wrong with you that's unattractive
>implying

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Mar 2017 03:05:34 No.32168394 Report

Quoted By: >>32168437

>>32168246
>There's no such thing as asexuallity.
Then what do you call it when someone isn't attracted to either of the two (2) genders?
>>32168266
>mental illness
Fair enough.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Mar 2017 03:11:59 No.32168437 Report

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>>32168394
It's called being a liar, well that and above all, a virgin.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Mar 2017 03:25:44 No.32168526 Report

Quoted By: >>32168533 >>32168536 >>32168550

Do handjobs count as virginity lost?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Mar 2017 03:26:56 No.32168533 Report

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>>32168526
Until your benis goes into a bagina, you're a virgin.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Mar 2017 03:27:06 No.32168536 Report

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>>32168437
So you're saying that it's impossible for someone to feel the same attraction for their own gender as a heterosexual person would and the same attraction for the opposite gender as a homosexual would at the same time? Not even with some sort of brain damage?
>>32168526
If you have to ask the answer is automatically no.

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Anonymous Sun 26 Mar 2017 03:28:50 No.32168550 Report

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>>32168526
No. It's all everyone itt has ever gotten with anyone (including themselves).

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Anonymous Sun 26 Mar 2017 03:29:58 No.32168559 Report

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>mfw I'm a virgin and I walk with a straight back, nose up, and looking down my nose at people

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 26 Mar 2017 03:30:45 No.32168563 Report

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>>32166394
non-virgin but compulsively need to pass anyone walking slower than me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Mar 2017 03:37:27 No.32168596 Report

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>>32168533
Are you saying that gays and lesbians will always be virgins?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Mar 2017 04:12:36 No.32168810 Report

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>>32168596
Pretty much.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Mar 2017 04:16:03 No.32168834 Report

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>>32166641
what if i'm just a late bloomer?
i was 22 when i lost my v-card

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Anonymous Sun 26 Mar 2017 04:21:31 No.32168865 Report

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>>32168834
If you didn't have sex by the time puberty started, you're worthless.
Sorry anon, go get your card back. You won't become a wizard either.
>mfw greenface anons call me a virgin

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Anonymous Sun 26 Mar 2017 04:23:07 No.32168874 Report

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>>32168865
>not losing your virginity before speaking your first word

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Anonymous Sun 26 Mar 2017 04:41:54 No.32168987 Report

Quoted By: >>32169016 >>32169056

>>32166641
>mfw 22 and legitimately don't care about sex
can't tell if it's good or bad

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Mar 2017 04:46:12 No.32169016 Report

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>>32168987
Become a monk.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 26 Mar 2017 04:49:03 No.32169044 Report

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>>32168874
>he didn't lose his virginity at birth with the nurse
>he didn't lose his virginity in the womb
>he didn't lose hos virginity as a sperm
>he didn't lose his virginity in the past life
>he didn't lose his virginity as a speck of dust prior to creation
Weak ass beta bitch. Don't even reply to me or my posts ever again.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 26 Mar 2017 04:50:42 No.32169056 Report

Quoted By: >>32169077 >>32169105 >>32169128

>>32168987
>mfw 20 and stopped caring about getting a gf since I know it won't happen anyway
>now only care about sex

What do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Mar 2017 04:53:21 No.32169077 Report

Quoted By: >>32169107

>>32169056
Do sex the way its actually done in nature, not like these elitist faggots.
>poke holes in your condoms
>steal birth control pills
>destroy contraceptives or make sure they stay out of stock
>put abortion clinics out of business by pulling their funding somehow
Go forth and multiply. Show them how it's done, obviously.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Mar 2017 04:57:11 No.32169105 Report

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>>32169056
>now only care about sex

In your case, it's trivial, pay for it.

Unless you care about something more than sex that is. But would you lie in the internet?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Mar 2017 04:57:14 No.32169107 Report

Quoted By: >>32169135 >>32170852

>>32169077
>Do sex the way its actually done in nature, not like these elitist faggots.
oh, rape?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Mar 2017 04:59:09 No.32169123 Report

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>tfw too intelligent, atheistic, nihilistic, and apathetic to lose virginity

Why must my higher state of consciousness, that is correlative to my higher level of intelligence, cause me to feel more pain than the average person while I think of sex?

Why must my beliefs in atheism and nihilism, that are both correlative to my higher level of intelligence, cause me to be too apathetic to lose my virginity?

*sigh*

Why couldn't I have just been born stupid and American like all of you dumb NEETs?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Mar 2017 04:59:49 No.32169128 Report

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>>32169056
I was never really into sex much to begin with, masturbation is all I need to get by
I could probably get a gf too if I tried, I just don't care enough to sink time and money on another human being
I especially don't want kids or anything, and abstinence is the best contraception

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Mar 2017 05:00:38 No.32169135 Report

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>>32169107
>implying it's mostly rape in nature
I meant sleeping around, but if that floats your boat, you can be prison's guest. Just make sure to breed the guys in there like a true alpha.
If you can't impregnate them, you're already a failure.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Mar 2017 05:09:46 No.32169203 Report

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>>32166394
Top one is a maybe. Other than that it's the too polite.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Mar 2017 05:10:29 No.32169209 Report

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>>32166394

>Regigigas
>Archeops

And that's all I can come up with.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Mar 2017 05:11:03 No.32169213 Report

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>>32166394
Literally me except the not autowalk thing and neutral colors. Though I wear New Balance cause my feet are fucking turbo big and its the only brand I can consistently find in my size without going online.
Somehow not a virgin though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Mar 2017 05:15:44 No.32169248 Report

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>>32168084
Shouldn't that fall under by choice?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Mar 2017 05:15:47 No.32169250 Report

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His face needs a little acne, not really white heads, but just a few red bumps.

But what the hell is really up with people just wearing tennis shoes like that with any outfit? It really is "virgins" like the ones described in the picture that do this the most. It is like they don't have any other shoes for other occasions, just one pair of shoes for >work and play and for church.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Mar 2017 05:17:06 No.32169259 Report

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>>32169209
Slakoth because it sounds like jack off, which is the only way he will ever ejaculate

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Mar 2017 05:17:08 No.32169260 Report

Quoted By: >>32169279

>>32169250
People who don't have any other occasions to wear specific kinds of shoes only bother with one pair of shoes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Mar 2017 05:22:12 No.32169279 Report

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>>32169260
I guess people like in the picture don't seem to have much to go to. I see nurses wear those shoes, but its at the point when its irritating to see turbo nerds wear them. The head phones thing I see is starting to become more common, but the hair thing on top is going too far and is the one that hits too close to home for me. The too polite thing seems to be part of the nice guy shit, but the hand thing is something that anyone can do, but it also hits close to home too because I have autism and I do everything and look just like the picture. Including the colors. Kill me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Mar 2017 05:40:04 No.32169364 Report

Quoted By: >>32169398

>>32166394
Looks like it describes autism, rather than sexual experience.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Mar 2017 05:45:46 No.32169398 Report

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>>32169364
it becomes the point when youc an tell someone isnt good with women or they have autism or they are <<obviously>> a virign. you know the type of guy im talking about, doesnt even have to be a fatass just some skinny/average build guy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Mar 2017 05:54:45 No.32169451 Report

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>>32166394
So the opposite of this walk would be the Mr. McMahon walk right?

https://youtu.be/WUUQe1gX23w?t=24s

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Mar 2017 05:55:49 No.32169456 Report

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>>32166394
>tfw almost a perfect match
god damnit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Mar 2017 06:02:33 No.32169483 Report

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>tfw Goku loses his virginity before you
>tfw Naruto loses his virginity before you
>tfw Luffy loses his virginity before you
>tfw fucking Ash will lose his virginity before you
I guess I'm still a child trapped in an old body, right...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Mar 2017 08:01:29 No.32170025 Report

Quoted By: >>32170183

You have ten seconds to explain why you're not purposefully going for wizardmode. Go.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Mar 2017 08:47:05 No.32170183 Report

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>>32170025
Because getting your dick sucked feels great

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Mar 2017 08:57:03 No.32170219 Report

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>>32166641
what if I just don't give a shit and never try
my parents were virgins until they were 28

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Mar 2017 09:18:37 No.32170276 Report

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>>32166394
Considering this hypothetical robot is likely an autistic virgin hikikomori NEET, he is probably using a copypasted OU smogon team he breeded himself. Maybe with one of them being shiny, probably found legit while breeding one of his mons.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Mar 2017 09:49:06 No.32170376 Report

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I'm 20 and a virgin by choice. Asexual.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Mar 2017 10:02:28 No.32170424 Report

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>>32166628
Just inject lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Mar 2017 11:40:58 No.32170753 Report

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Most males lose their virginity to their mother at birth.

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Anonymous Sun 26 Mar 2017 11:59:39 No.32170799 Report

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>>32166394
I'm uncomfortable with how well this describes me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Mar 2017 12:15:21 No.32170844 Report

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>>32166394
Get this normalfag shit and put it somewhere else, namely /soc/ or /b/.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Mar 2017 12:18:43 No.32170852 Report

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>>32169107
Nearly all animals have some sort courting behaviour.
Some do a dance, some do a cry.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Mar 2017 12:20:48 No.32170857 Report

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>>32170376
Shut up you strawberry, nobody gives a shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Mar 2017 12:48:52 No.32170960 Report

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>>32166641
>tfw gay
>skinny, short and look like a twink
>100% top
>will never put dick in boipucci because all bottoms want to be fucked by buff chads

Not like I have any choice NOT to be a virgin.

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