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Anonymous Tue 28 Mar 2017 03:24:08 No.32186053 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>32186100 >>32186255 >>32186969 >>32187071 >>32187208 >>32187918 >>32190081 >>32190091

>Manlet
>Looks retarded
>Ugly as shit

Why do people like this trash again? The mega almost had it right, but those tiny ass legs made it look 10 times dumber.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Mar 2017 03:30:14 No.32186094 Report

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I only like the mega. It's cute i'm not gay.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Mar 2017 03:31:45 No.32186100 Report

Quoted By: >>32186104 >>32186282 >>32186436 >>32186931 >>32187322 >>32188122 >>32188399 >>32188420 >>32190028

>>32186053
I feel like only fat people or people who were once fat like it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Mar 2017 03:32:43 No.32186104 Report

Quoted By: >>32186906 >>32187322

>>32186100
>people who were once fat like it.
People who were once fat despise fat people more than anyone else.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Mar 2017 03:35:47 No.32186121 Report

Quoted By: >>32186262

Because it's somehow the only Pokemon that's a "swamp monster"

Hanna Poster !z/BJpMkrvQ

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Hanna Poster !z/BJpMkrvQ Tue 28 Mar 2017 03:54:38 No.32186255 Report

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>>32186053
>>Ugly
Keked

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Mar 2017 03:55:31 No.32186262 Report

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>>32186121
>Tangrowth

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Mar 2017 03:58:03 No.32186282 Report

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>>32186100
I was once fat and went swampert. I wanted you to be wrong, but...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Mar 2017 04:07:06 No.32186361 Report

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Umm variety is the spice of life bitch every starter has different aesthetics, so what. Swampert is bro as fuck and many starters are manlets and lead cool, productive lives. Who hurt you

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 Mar 2017 04:15:28 No.32186426 Report

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>tfw one of the few who actually likes swampert
it's got a higher base stat than any other starter, it's a decent physical sweeper and has only one weakness. As far as performance wise theirs much worse starters, Swampert's just pretty ugly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Mar 2017 04:17:14 No.32186436 Report

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>>32186100
fuck all i'm doing is proving anon right

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Mar 2017 04:23:47 No.32186480 Report

Quoted By: >>32186910

So we're just doing starter wars with every pokemon now?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 Mar 2017 05:42:19 No.32186906 Report

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>>32186104
Is that why /fit/ has all those "fat people hate" threads? Never got the vehement hatred towards fat people they displayed. Is it like retroactive self-loathing?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 Mar 2017 05:43:33 No.32186910 Report

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>>32186480
FUCK YOU, EMPOLEON IS NUMBER ONE
TORTERRA IS BARABAIT FAGGY TORTLES
INFERNAPE IS NUMALE KEK FURRY FAGGY SIMIAN SHITSTAIN
REEEEEEEEEE

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Mar 2017 05:44:25 No.32186916 Report

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>>32186906
Yes, as a former fat I used to use the usual excuses, but in the end it just boils down to laziness, over-eating and lack of discipline. Once you do something about it, you lose weight. Not even the worst endocrinous problem can bypass the laws of thermodynamics.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Mar 2017 05:45:46 No.32186925 Report

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>>32186906
I always figured it was a means of trying to force themselves the mentality of "I need to stay Healthy", you get me? Like, if they hate on fat so much it motivates them to not be fat. Like how cops are always told to "shoot to kill, never wound" so they don't choke at the concept of accidentally killing a person.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Mar 2017 05:46:23 No.32186926 Report

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It can't be a MANlet because it's a fucking swamp monster

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Mar 2017 05:47:51 No.32186931 Report

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>>32186100
I'm a skinny grill and Swampert is my favorite starter

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 Mar 2017 05:59:05 No.32186969 Report

Quoted By: >>32187180 >>32187193 >>32187206 >>32190019

>>32186053
Most popular Hoenn starter according to the polls
Stay mad

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 Mar 2017 06:26:18 No.32187071 Report

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>>32186053

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Mar 2017 06:58:13 No.32187180 Report

Quoted By: >>32187193 >>32187206 >>32187273 >>32187901

>>32186969
>most popular gen 3 starter
>gets its megastone released after the other 2
Bravo GF

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 Mar 2017 07:03:26 No.32187193 Report

Quoted By: >>32187206 >>32187335

>>32186969
>>32187180
>most popular gen 3 starter
>the only one not in Pokken
>the only one never shilled

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 Mar 2017 07:06:48 No.32187206 Report

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>>32186969
>>32187180
>>32187193
>tfw peaked only in memes

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Mar 2017 07:07:35 No.32187208 Report

Quoted By: >>32187270

>>32186053
>buzzword
>opinion
>opinion

Why is everything with 2 feet and 2 arms that's not 9 fucking feet tall a manlet to you fucking spergs. LOL MANLET, isn't an argument on the quality of a mon.

Just say you don't like it, that's all that's happening here.

Fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Mar 2017 07:30:21 No.32187270 Report

Quoted By: >>32187317

>>32187208
t. Manlet

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Mar 2017 07:31:59 No.32187273 Report

Quoted By: >>32187361

>>32187180
They know his Mega stone is the only one worth shit, so they released all the garbage ones first

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Mar 2017 07:46:05 No.32187317 Report

Quoted By: >>32187354 >>32187371 >>32187383

>>32187270
Define manlet I fucking dare you, best your going to do is some shitty response referring to me and continue with your garbage meme

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Mar 2017 07:48:01 No.32187322 Report

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>>32186100
This is true.

>>32186104
This is also true.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Mar 2017 07:51:46 No.32187335 Report

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>>32187193
>the only one never shilled
good

Pokemon was a much better franchise when they didn't try to turn a couple of pre-selected designs into marketing cumdumpsters

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Mar 2017 07:57:03 No.32187354 Report

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>>32187317
5'9" or shorter.
5'10" is King of the Manlets
5'11" can pretend to be 6 foot

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 Mar 2017 07:57:30 No.32187361 Report

Quoted By: >>32187386

>>32187273
>speed stat changes instantaneously after mega evolution now

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Mar 2017 08:00:29 No.32187371 Report

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>>32187317

Below 6'2".

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 Mar 2017 08:05:33 No.32187383 Report

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>>32187317

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Mar 2017 08:06:43 No.32187386 Report

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>>32187361
Plus he's got Pelipper as a partner now, which is immune to his EQ in doubles and can maul Grass types with Hurricane.

Mega Pert is gonna be hype as fuck when it releases, unlike the other two

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Mar 2017 10:55:35 No.32187901 Report

Quoted By: >>32187906

>>32187180
It got its Mega Stone at the same time as Sceptile though. But at least Swift Swim is much better for it than Mega Sceptile getting Lightning Rod.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Mar 2017 10:57:41 No.32187906 Report

Quoted By: >>32188060

>>32187901
Oh wait, just saw the next Battle Competition, never mind. Huh, that's dumb.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 Mar 2017 11:00:27 No.32187918 Report

Quoted By: >>32187922 >>32188042 >>32188118 >>32188673

>>32186053
>Manlet
>Looks retarded
>Ugly as shit
Why do people like this trash again? The mega almost had it right, but those tiny ass legs made it look 10 times dumber.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Mar 2017 11:02:00 No.32187922 Report

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>>32187918
>not Sceptile
it's fucking 5'7'

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Mar 2017 11:20:41 No.32187994 Report

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Why do people care about the height of fictional, non-human monsters so much?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Mar 2017 11:25:57 No.32188008 Report

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All the Hoenn starter Megas happen to be 6'3. Huh.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Mar 2017 11:38:06 No.32188042 Report

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>>32187918
>over 6 feet tall
>manlet

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 Mar 2017 11:43:55 No.32188052 Report

Quoted By: >>32188175

Swampert has a large wet mouth and strong arms and legs with a water bed like belly perfect for making love

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Mar 2017 11:46:50 No.32188060 Report

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>>32187906
I don't think it's dumb. They always release only 2 Mega Stones at time, and going by order Sceptile and Blaziken are the first in the dex. Swampertite will probably be released during the next competition.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 Mar 2017 11:49:08 No.32188067 Report

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Where my Treecko niggas at?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Mar 2017 12:01:18 No.32188090 Report

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>amazing starter
>good typing
>it is a monster
Why is swampert so perfekt

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 Mar 2017 12:04:08 No.32188092 Report

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Swampert made for hugs

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 Mar 2017 12:09:30 No.32188117 Report

Quoted By: >>32188123

Would you want Swampert to be your dad?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Mar 2017 12:09:43 No.32188118 Report

Quoted By: >>32188132 >>32188136

>>32187918
Blaziken is the worst. It looks too human, kinda weirded me out when I was a kid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Mar 2017 12:10:28 No.32188122 Report

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>>32186100
Holy shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Mar 2017 12:10:49 No.32188123 Report

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>>32188117
No
I want to be swampert

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Mar 2017 12:13:28 No.32188132 Report

Quoted By: >>32190211

>>32188118
I remember lots of people hated Blaziken when gen 3 came out

I still have no idea how it ended up being this gens go-to shillmon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Mar 2017 12:15:10 No.32188136 Report

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>>32188118
you're a closet furry and feel insecure

accept the fried chicken

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 Mar 2017 12:25:57 No.32188175 Report

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>>32188052

This

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Mar 2017 13:32:15 No.32188399 Report

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>>32186100
>former fat kid
>go Blaziken
but still like swampert

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 Mar 2017 13:35:45 No.32188420 Report

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>>32186100
>Swampert used to be top 5 Pokemon
>wasn't fat
>go through depressive state for a bit and end up fat
>Swampert drops heavily in appeal
what does it mean

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Mar 2017 14:34:58 No.32188673 Report

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>>32187918
Trying way too hard, you dumb barafishfags

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Mar 2017 18:33:33 No.32190019 Report

Quoted By: >>32190217

>>32186969
this is just from mudkipz meme votes

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Mar 2017 18:35:28 No.32190028 Report

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>>32186100
applies to anything that fits in the bara category

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Mar 2017 18:40:25 No.32190065 Report

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>>32186910

This

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 Mar 2017 18:42:15 No.32190081 Report

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>>32186053
>/thread/

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Mar 2017 18:42:52 No.32190084 Report

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>barafishfag trying to make chickenbros by falseflagging

Actually, i think you're a lizardfag

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Mar 2017 18:43:26 No.32190091 Report

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>>32186053
bitch what did you just say about my bro

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 Mar 2017 19:00:01 No.32190211 Report

Quoted By: >>32190327

>>32188132

It's because it was made by Sugimori.
As in, the same guy who made Lucario.
He also made Gengar. It's nothing short of a miracle that that one got a nerf.

I could go in-depth about how he's obviously forced his creations and shat on their peers, but I think the point has already gotten across.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Mar 2017 19:01:47 No.32190217 Report

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>>32190019

>Implying anyone but us remembers that ancient meme

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Mar 2017 19:19:11 No.32190327 Report

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>>32190211
Do you have a source for this? Or are you just a salty faggot

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