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I went out of my way to get a shiny Salazzle, and damn, it's worth it. She's so pretty, and she's never lost a fight.

>>32256980
Fuck arbitrary tiers. If you like a Pokemon enough, you can find a way to win.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Apr 2017 02:15:24 No.32257115 Report

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When I first saw Salazzle i thought
>they went too far this time

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Apr 2017 02:34:16 No.32257240 Report

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>>32256963
explain

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Apr 2017 02:45:44 No.32257300 Report

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>>32257240

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Anonymous Thu 06 Apr 2017 02:48:13 No.32257315 Report

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>>32257240
>star navel
Nice

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Apr 2017 03:15:09 No.32257446 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Apr 2017 03:28:13 No.32257542 Report

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>>32257446
PERFECT

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Apr 2017 03:31:02 No.32257554 Report

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>>32256963
She's a disgusting lizard, Anon. Pick May or Cynthia instead.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Apr 2017 03:33:02 No.32257572 Report

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>>32257554
>Disgusting
Where do you think you are

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Apr 2017 04:02:33 No.32257776 Report

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>>32257572
GET OFF MY BOARD YOU DISGUSTING ANIMAL RAPIST REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Apr 2017 04:05:58 No.32257793 Report

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>>32257776
>frogposter
Hahahaha, ignored and disregarded.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Apr 2017 06:16:07 No.32258296 Report

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Post cute lizard wife.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Apr 2017 06:53:10 No.32258415 Report

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>>32258296
Truly the best girl.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Apr 2017 07:41:44 No.32258572 Report

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>>32257074

I can't wait to hit Lv100 with mine to cover the shitty S.Def IVs.

Wish there was a way to Lv100 faster than this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Apr 2017 07:49:25 No.32258588 Report

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>>32258572
Use the Poke Pelgeo glitch

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Apr 2017 07:58:56 No.32258614 Report

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>>32258588

Explain.

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Anonymous Thu 06 Apr 2017 08:00:17 No.32258619 Report

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Anonymous Thu 06 Apr 2017 08:01:04 No.32258621 Report

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>>32256963
>a bipedal, sexy fire lizard from Monster/Dragon egg groups
Why do you think?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Apr 2017 08:27:36 No.32258671 Report

Quoted By: >>32258691 >>32258692 >>32258701

>put penis inside salazzle
>gets burnt to a crisp
>the wound gets infected by poison
>die hours later
I wish it were different...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Apr 2017 08:33:16 No.32258691 Report

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>>32258671
Didn't Ash touch Nidoqueen without problem several times in the past?
>but muh poison point

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Apr 2017 08:33:18 No.32258692 Report

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>>32258671

You would pass out or die from poisoning before getting near Her vagina due to Her sweet smelling poisonous skin gases.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Apr 2017 08:36:06 No.32258698 Report

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>>32258692
Animakls can control their poisons easily, dumb faggot.
But I am sure you will claim otherwise because you are probably an anti furfag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Apr 2017 08:37:43 No.32258701 Report

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>>32258671
There are MANY Pokemon that can breed with Salazzle. Including Sceptile, one that is weak to both Fire and Poison. If they can do the thing and come in and out just fine, you can too.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Apr 2017 08:41:07 No.32258707 Report

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>>32258698

Tell a poisonous frog to control the toxins in their skins faggot. Salazzle is stated to have poisonous skin and it likes to lure prey with her pheromones that "even affect pokemon and humans"

Also, Im not an Anti-Furfag, I wouldn't call myself a furfag through and through tho.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Apr 2017 08:43:45 No.32258712 Report

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>>32258707
You have to release the toxins.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Apr 2017 08:48:59 No.32258730 Report

Quoted By: >>32258752

>>32258712

I would release some toxins inside salazzle if you know what I mean.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Apr 2017 08:51:48 No.32258752 Report

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>>32258730
I actually don't.
Just wanted to ruin your dumb joke.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Apr 2017 09:07:27 No.32258819 Report

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>>32257000
Not the She Guy But furry are fags ibdon't undertand why this is a Anti-Furfsg thing

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Apr 2017 09:08:29 No.32258823 Report

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>>32257572
>>32257793
Dumb Snek poster

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Apr 2017 09:10:43 No.32258831 Report

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>>32258819
Are you drunk of just fucking retarded and can't even write a coherent sentence

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Apr 2017 09:49:26 No.32258998 Report

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>>32258819
kys inarticulate furfag

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Apr 2017 10:33:33 No.32259223 Report

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Anonymous Thu 06 Apr 2017 10:35:47 No.32259238 Report

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>>32256963
Dragonsis>Salazzle

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Apr 2017 11:28:57 No.32259529 Report

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Would you a Salazzle?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Apr 2017 11:30:05 No.32259534 Report

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Anonymous Thu 06 Apr 2017 11:34:20 No.32259551 Report

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>>32257446

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Apr 2017 12:22:07 No.32259786 Report

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>>32258621
>sexy fire lizard
>sexy
since when is charizard sexy

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Apr 2017 13:02:28 No.32259993 Report

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>>32258614
Not the previous anon but you just need to put the Pokemon you want to train in the pelago (max exp sessions), save the game, set the date to January 31, 23:59, open the game, wait a minute, then open Pelago and all of the exp sessions will be done

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Apr 2017 13:09:23 No.32260033 Report

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>>32259786
Since it became the number 3 most lewded pokemon 20 years ago.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Apr 2017 13:35:25 No.32260164 Report

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Anonymous Thu 06 Apr 2017 14:59:30 No.32260463 Report

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>>32259786
To be fair, he didn't mention Charizard. Everything he said in that post applies to only Salazzle. It's the only sexy fire lizard. Charizard is a Dragon. The fact that you mentioned Zard means that's the first thing that came to your mind when you thought sexy fire type.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Apr 2017 15:09:13 No.32260510 Report

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>>32258621
>bipedal
Excuse you, lizard goddess is a quadruped.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Apr 2017 15:13:58 No.32260535 Report

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>>32260510
It typically stand on two legs and has arms, though. That's almost like calling Infernape or Treecko quadrupedal.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Apr 2017 15:17:18 No.32260547 Report

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>>32259551

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Anonymous Thu 06 Apr 2017 15:32:28 No.32260641 Report

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>>32260535
She only stands on its hind legs when interacting with you or battling. She's otherwise on all fours, like Salandit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Apr 2017 15:35:58 No.32260663 Report

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>>32260641
If you want to consider that quadrupedal, go ahead. If it has hands and I mostly see it on two legs, it's bipedal to me. It can walk on two legs just fine. It's just faster of all four. Like Meowth, Pikachu, Raichu or Treecho etc., all of which I consider bipedal.

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Anonymous Thu 06 Apr 2017 15:41:39 No.32260702 Report

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>>32260663
I guess you consider real life monitor lizards bipedal too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Apr 2017 15:42:01 No.32260705 Report

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>>32260663
Ok thanks for admitting you are retarded.
In the real world, if it doesn't have shorter frontal legs and can usually walk better in fours than in 2 then it is a quadruped.

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Anonymous Thu 06 Apr 2017 15:47:47 No.32260740 Report

Quoted By: >>32260753 >>32260768 >>32260769

It needs more THICK.

Comic needs longer sequel.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Apr 2017 15:51:23 No.32260753 Report

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>>32260740
>turn her into a dinosaur and call it thicc

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Apr 2017 15:52:15 No.32260759 Report

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>>32260753
>Make morbidly obese pics
>LOL THIC
Now you know what I feel

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Apr 2017 15:53:27 No.32260768 Report

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>>32260740
That chibi Salazzle reminds me of Kobold Princess.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Apr 2017 15:53:32 No.32260769 Report

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>>32260740
Why did they turn her into a muscley dinosaur?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Apr 2017 15:54:54 No.32260779 Report

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>>32260769
>this is any better
fatfags need to leave

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Apr 2017 15:55:38 No.32260784 Report

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>>32260768
You are goddamn right.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Apr 2017 16:02:24 No.32260826 Report

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>>32260779
Not a fatfag.

>>32260768
Here's more small lizard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Apr 2017 16:17:04 No.32260932 Report

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>>32260463
he put up the charizard reaction image, smartass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Apr 2017 17:03:22 No.32261195 Report

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>>32259993

Would this ass-rape me if I like using online features?

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Anonymous Thu 06 Apr 2017 17:08:40 No.32261223 Report

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>>32260702

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Anonymous Thu 06 Apr 2017 22:02:47 No.32263038 Report

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>>32256963
>not shiny

Into the trash

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Anonymous Fri 07 Apr 2017 02:10:41 No.32264688 Report

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>>32263038
Honestly shiny Salazzle looks perfect. I couldn't have asked for better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Apr 2017 02:30:53 No.32264814 Report

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>>32256987
>>32256991
>has

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Apr 2017 02:33:41 No.32264852 Report

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>>32264814
>big

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Apr 2017 02:35:11 No.32264863 Report

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>>32264852
kongs

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Apr 2017 09:34:32 No.32266629 Report

Quoted By: >>32267827

>>32261195
You can still battle and trade. However, the stalls in Festival Plaza will penalize you for changing the time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Apr 2017 09:55:07 No.32266695 Report

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Because of her feminine penis

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Anonymous Fri 07 Apr 2017 15:05:46 No.32267827 Report

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>>32266629
Honestly I just drop my Pokemon off in Pelago, give them the beans, and then go do other things with my time that I'm putting off. I just sorta figure "Hey, by the time I get this shit done, they'll be ready".

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