>>32257413Shit, man, even if I didn't like Pikachu as Ash, I wouldn't take the money purely out of suspicion.
>Random person offers me gold treasure in exchange for a friend>Implying that this person isn't a fey>Implying the gold won't turn to dust the moment Pikachu is taken from me>Implying this isn't some shitty, mythological test of character and Aesop isn't crouched in the bushes somewhereI see through this ruse! Fuck off, Zoroark before I have Hawlucha flying press you into next tuesday!
