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Anonymous Tue 11 Apr 2017 03:01:20 No.32298857 View View Reply Original Report

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Its entire concept is 'sexy lizard'.

Lopunny is based on like a sex icon, but Salazzle is intentionally designed to BE sexual itself.

Why is everyone okay with this

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Apr 2017 03:02:47 No.32298860 Report

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>>32298857
It's concept may be mainly a sexy lizard, but it's also a lizard that that burns chemicals, and that's cool

also, it looks the most "lizard" out of any other lizardmon imo

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Apr 2017 03:02:54 No.32298861 Report

Quoted By: >>32298865

I think she's cool

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 Apr 2017 03:03:17 No.32298863 Report

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>>32298857
the question should not be "Why is everyone ok with this"

The question should be "Why do you care"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Apr 2017 03:03:49 No.32298865 Report

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>>32298861
>fire
>cool

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Apr 2017 03:04:56 No.32298874 Report

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>>32298857
>implying Lopunny isn't sexy

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 Apr 2017 03:05:08 No.32298877 Report

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>>32298857

Unlike Lopunny, Salazzle literally is just a lizard standing on its hind legs.

Allison !o/ThPQqmAI

Allison !o/ThPQqmAI Tue 11 Apr 2017 03:07:06 No.32298891 Report

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>>32298857
She's cute.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 Apr 2017 03:07:22 No.32298893 Report

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>>32298857
>It was intentionally designed to be sexual itself
Regardless if it was or not, only people to take that from facevalue are the people who want to pervert Pokémon or those who have those associations with Pokémon. It's just a lizard, if you think it's sexy that's fine, but you're taking it a step further when you say it's a sex lizard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Apr 2017 03:07:45 No.32298899 Report

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>>32298857
>Why is everyone okay with this
Because furries influenced fans to love it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Apr 2017 03:18:17 No.32298975 Report

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>>32298857
>Its entire concept is 'sexy lizard'.
Found the furry.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Apr 2017 03:21:33 No.32298999 Report

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>>32298893
Not when their dex entries are about Salazzle forming harems.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 Apr 2017 03:23:06 No.32299009 Report

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>>32298999
>He can't make his own harem without being sexual

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Apr 2017 03:23:22 No.32299010 Report

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>>32298999
The term REVERSE harem, even.

Reverse harem is a term used in a fucking Pokemon game. What a day to be alive

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Apr 2017 03:25:09 No.32299020 Report

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>>32298857
Because she THICC.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Apr 2017 03:36:41 No.32299103 Report

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>>32298863
Ironically your image is an excellent answer to "why is everyone okay with this"

/vp/ is violently autistic and wants to fuck animals. That's all there is to it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 Apr 2017 04:09:01 No.32299317 Report

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It looks like the lizard equivalent to this and I'm not ok with it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Apr 2017 04:22:24 No.32299394 Report

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Salazzle fans want to be dommed by a woman in a leather lizard suit

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Apr 2017 05:13:25 No.32299644 Report

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>>32298857
I want to violently rape that lizard

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Apr 2017 05:14:14 No.32299649 Report

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>>32299644
She's raping you big boy

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Apr 2017 05:15:19 No.32299655 Report

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>>32298857
>is intentionally designed to BE sexual itself.
intent is a hard thing to prove

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Apr 2017 05:21:20 No.32299676 Report

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>>32298877
A sexy lizard standing on its hind legs

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Apr 2017 06:19:15 No.32299938 Report

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>>32298899
>Because furries influenced fans to love it.
>implying furries aren't almost universally hated by all other pokemon fans
if /vp/ is anything to go by at least, and considering this is a perverted site I assume normies everywhere think even worse of them

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Apr 2017 11:03:10 No.32300765 Report

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It's weird how it's supposed to be sexy but it's actually pretty ugly
neat typing though

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Apr 2017 11:15:17 No.32300783 Report

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>>32298857
Because it's a real lizard. There are a few lizards that are like that.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 Apr 2017 11:23:49 No.32300803 Report

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>>32298857
Let me ask you instead. What is wrong with it? Why shouldn't you be okay with it? It isn't a bad design. Salazzle looks good. Does it being "sexy" somehow make it worse? I shared your stance on this, that this sort of Pokemon is not okay, for some reason. But when I saw my kid sister playing Pokemon, she had Salazzle on her team. I asked why this Pokemon in particular, and her reply was that she looked cool.

So I'll ask this. What is wrong with it?

Jenna

Jenna Tue 11 Apr 2017 11:28:33 No.32300812 Report

Quoted By: >>32300851

What is wrong with sexy? I think Salazzle is amazing

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 Apr 2017 11:38:41 No.32300851 Report

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>>32300812
This.
Being sexy isn't bad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Apr 2017 13:00:42 No.32301138 Report

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>>32300851
Only humans be call sexy. Pokemons are just animals.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Apr 2017 13:01:59 No.32301148 Report

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>>32299103

Project harder.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Apr 2017 13:04:07 No.32301162 Report

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>>32301138
>Pokemon have near-human intelligence, with a few exceeding human intelligence

Wrong.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Apr 2017 13:06:01 No.32301173 Report

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>>32301162
What the fuck does intelligence have to do with sex / sexiness?
Clearly rednecks fucking their cousins should show you how little intelligence matters when stuff is horny...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Apr 2017 13:09:22 No.32301190 Report

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>>32301173
>What the fuck does intelligence have to do with sex / sexiness?

Pokemon are intelligent enough to consent. They are superior to animals, which they aren't even in the first place.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 Apr 2017 13:10:14 No.32301196 Report

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>>32299317

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Apr 2017 13:16:57 No.32301227 Report

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>>32301190
Pokephilia is wrong. Humans don't need pokemons for reproduction.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Apr 2017 13:23:33 No.32301263 Report

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>>32301227
so's masturbation, too; if you want to make that argument. Fleshlights / dildos should be death sentences, if you want to uphold that ideal.

>>32301190
once again; what the fuck does consent have to do with sexiness?
People get turned on by trees, tables, car rear ends, all kinds of weird ass funky shit.
I knew a guy who could blow loads looking at the right pictures of rocks.
Everyone can find something that's sexy to them, and I find that incredibly disgusting beautiful.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Apr 2017 13:27:42 No.32301283 Report

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>>32298857
Because I want to fuck that lizard.

>inb4 hurr durr furfag autist

I'm still rich so whatever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Apr 2017 13:41:56 No.32301340 Report

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>>32301227
If you could have a baby pokemon instead of a baby human why wouldn't you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Apr 2017 13:51:11 No.32301382 Report

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>>32298999
Or having the promotional text being literally about using pheromones to charm humans

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Apr 2017 14:09:05 No.32301443 Report

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>>32298857
because I want her to steal my heart with her poison gas

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Apr 2017 14:20:01 No.32301469 Report

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>>32298857
I like Salazzle, but this does bother me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Apr 2017 15:45:33 No.32301860 Report

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>>32301340
Only use pokemons to create an egg to trade. Human having sex with a pokemon will ruin it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 Apr 2017 16:09:13 No.32301990 Report

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>>32298857
Who fucking cares?

Stop getting triggered you autistic faggot.

>>32298863
/thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Apr 2017 16:11:22 No.32301996 Report

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>>32301196
>implying that kid is ok with this

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 Apr 2017 16:13:06 No.32302010 Report

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>be me
>fave type is poison
>love lizards
>usually dont like sexualized things

>still love Salazzle for being a weird mix of a monitor lizard, a whiptail lizard, a firebelly newt and some hawaiian folklore

I think it's lovely.

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