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>you will never be a little Pidgey inside an egg
>you will never have a brave and strong Pidgeot mother
>Pidgeot mom will never kick Staraptor's eggs out of her nest like a cuckoo does
>you will never be taken by mother Pidgeot's strong talons and replace Staraptor's egg on her nest
>you will never be fed by Staraptor when you hatch out of your egg
>you will never grow up with Staraltor taking care of you
>you will never fully evolve and be too big for the nest
>you will never beat Staraptor as a Pidgeot
>you will never kill Staraptor and feed on her corpse
>you will never eat the dead Starly embryos on the ground from when mother Pidgeot kicked Staraptor's eggs out of her nest
>you will never find mother Pidgeot and give her a hug again
>you will never put mother Pidgeot's elderly body out of its misery by cutting her throat with your sharp eagle talons
>you will never feed on mother Pidgeot's elderly decomposing corpse like a vulture
>you will never be shot by a poacher hunting birds of prey just to have a 'badass' mount on their room
>your meat will never be served on Thanksgiving

Why even live?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Apr 2017 18:00:38 No.32302597 Report

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>>32302497
>Lusamine will never dress you to look like a floating jellyfish from another dimension
Dammit, it's all I wanted

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Apr 2017 18:02:50 No.32302614 Report

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>>32302561
>you will never be a motherly bird
>you will never puke inside your offspring's mouth

;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Apr 2017 18:03:41 No.32302622 Report

Quoted By: >>32302640

>Lady Lusamine will never jack you off and stop just perform orgasm
>Lady Lusamine will never step on your balls and burst them as punishment for wanting to orgasm
>Lady Lusamine will never cuddle you while you cry, simultaneously fingering the wound below your penis
Why even go on?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 Apr 2017 18:05:47 No.32302629 Report

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>Bonnie will never laugh at your inability to maintain an erection
Do I end it all, lads?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Apr 2017 18:07:59 No.32302640 Report

Quoted By: >>32302651

>>32302622
>step on your balls and burst them
do you understand how much damage this would do to you? there's no crying after that, you're fucking dead

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 Apr 2017 18:08:10 No.32302641 Report

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>you will never shit on Staraptor's crest

Why is life so painful

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 Apr 2017 18:08:57 No.32302648 Report

Quoted By: >>32302661

>>32302505
>>32302506
>>32302515
>>32302521

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Apr 2017 18:10:31 No.32302651 Report

Quoted By: >>32302669

>>32302640
Explain the trannies who have gotten rid of their balls with no issue. Checkmate.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 Apr 2017 18:10:44 No.32302654 Report

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>>32302561
>>your meat will never be served on Thanksgiving
10/10 would read again

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Apr 2017 18:12:17 No.32302661 Report

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>>32302648
I'm no normie
I'm just not that mentally ill.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Apr 2017 18:13:20 No.32302669 Report

Quoted By: >>32302673

>>32302651
surgical procedures. Bodily mutilation is much more different, pervert.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Apr 2017 18:14:04 No.32302673 Report

Quoted By: >>32302685

>>32302669
I don't care if my balls are burst, as long as it's Lady Lusamine doing it to me...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Apr 2017 18:15:25 No.32302685 Report

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>>32302673
what would the difference be from it being her to it being a stampeding elephant?

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