This is Showderp, the official Smogon competitive testing platform. Today, we're promoting our hoodies.

These hoodies will make it 500% less likely for you to get laid, thus greatly increasing the amount of time you can spend on playing a taiwanese cockfighting simulator online.

We give one guy six pieces of Smogon clothing and send him to be bullied by chads.

>Catalogue
http://dogars.org/

>Nude pics of supermodels
http://showderp.booru.org/

>Current gigolo
There doesn't seem to be one