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Anonymous Sat 15 Apr 2017 02:28:53 No.32327830 View View Reply Original Report

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How do we improve her, /vp/?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Apr 2017 02:29:31 No.32327834 Report

Quoted By: >>32327882 >>32329642

>>32327830
let her be male

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Apr 2017 02:30:39 No.32327839 Report

Quoted By: >>32327858

>>32327830
It's literally impossible, we can't. Only flaw is that she shares the line with Salandit, which is an absolutely terrible design and almost ruins her awesome theme.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Apr 2017 02:30:49 No.32327842 Report

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>>32327830
Give her Merciless

Give her Toxic Spikes

Also regular Spikes too

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 15 Apr 2017 02:33:25 No.32327858 Report

Quoted By: >>32327871

>>32327839
>Salazzle
>terrible design
No idea what you're talking about, Anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Apr 2017 02:35:26 No.32327871 Report

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>>32327858
Salandit has, not Salazzle.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 15 Apr 2017 02:37:02 No.32327882 Report

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>>32327834

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 15 Apr 2017 02:42:29 No.32327909 Report

Quoted By: >>32327928 >>32331702

Making this Pokémon a counterpart of Salazzle

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Apr 2017 02:47:55 No.32327928 Report

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>>32327909
But why?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Apr 2017 06:13:06 No.32328806 Report

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>>32327830
Fill her with gallons of cum

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Apr 2017 08:53:16 No.32329183 Report

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>>32327830
Corrosion allows Poison to hit's Steel Types, instead of just Toxic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Apr 2017 09:30:08 No.32329257 Report

Quoted By: >>32329267

>>32327830
a higher special attack stat. she cant even OHKO a weavile with flamethrower

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Apr 2017 09:36:09 No.32329267 Report

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>>32329257
Wrong
>252 SpA Salazzle Flamethrower vs. 0 HP / 4 SpD Weavile: 302-356 (107.4 - 126.6%) -- guaranteed OHKO
And this is timid with no item. Salazzle should still get a boost though.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 15 Apr 2017 10:50:56 No.32329454 Report

Quoted By: >>32329768 >>32329839 >>32330032

>>32327830
Would you guys snug a smug Salazzle?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Apr 2017 11:53:51 No.32329642 Report

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>>32327834
this

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Apr 2017 12:07:48 No.32329672 Report

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>>32327830

making it a female only evolution was dumb.

fuck I remember rumours saying it'd be a split evo.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 15 Apr 2017 12:43:27 No.32329768 Report

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>>32329454
Headpats only.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Apr 2017 13:12:00 No.32329839 Report

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>>32329454
I want a salazzle to sit on me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Apr 2017 13:16:06 No.32329850 Report

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Remove sneaky pebbles, ninja stones, deception boulders, tricky rocks and ruse rubble.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 15 Apr 2017 14:04:28 No.32330032 Report

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>>32329454

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Apr 2017 14:07:16 No.32330046 Report

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>>32327830
>How do we remove her OP?
Stop buying these crappy games so they'll be forced to try harder on designs (and the game in general).
>How do we improve /vp/?
Remove furries and tumblr.

Ftfy OP. I went ahead and fixed the typos in your question and went ahead and answered them too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Apr 2017 14:52:37 No.32330313 Report

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energy ball? scald?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Apr 2017 15:29:31 No.32330531 Report

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>>32329768
I mean, I'd still give her belly rubs nonsexually.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Apr 2017 15:35:10 No.32330565 Report

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>>32327830
Merciless would have been a better ability for Salazzle since it is on the frail side.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Apr 2017 15:40:07 No.32330595 Report

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I want to BE Salazzle!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Apr 2017 15:41:48 No.32330605 Report

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Add breasts and fake hair

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Apr 2017 16:07:10 No.32330774 Report

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>>32330046
>sun and moon
>bad pokemon games

AHAHAHAHAHAHA good one dude

you're funny

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Apr 2017 16:09:52 No.32330787 Report

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>>32327830
>How do we improve her, /vp/?
Give it infinite health?
What kind of dumbass question is that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Apr 2017 16:16:31 No.32330832 Report

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Make it thiccer

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 15 Apr 2017 16:50:06 No.32331024 Report

Quoted By: >>32332404

Erase any question as to why it was created.

>Give it Mimic and Role Play
>Create a sexy version of Cute Charm with a name referencing pheromones as a Hidden Ability
>Change the pokedex entry from "Toxic Lizard Pokemon" to "Waifu Pokemon"
>Create a masculine Steel type two-stage pokemon with Heatproof (or some other resistance to fire) where only the males evolve, and imply in the pokedex entry that Salazzle evolved the Corrosion ability to seduce and poison it. Design it with shackles on the wrists and a 5% chance of carrying Destiny Knot or Macho Brace.
>Make male Salandits evolve into a separate feminine lizard pokemon called Futamander.

As a biology nerd, I like it more for the parthenogenesis idea than for the sex-goddess idea.
I'd have rather had it be a female/genderless than a female/male split so they could play up the idea of females reproducing asexually.
Male Salandit are probably supposed to represent females which don't mature sexually, but for in-game breeding mechanics would be too complicated to program that way.
Or maybe I'm wrong and they really are just supposed to represent males who succumb to the wiles of seductive females, I dunno.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Apr 2017 18:04:19 No.32331481 Report

Quoted By: >>32331488 >>32331500 >>32331667

>genuinely like Salazzle's design and don't want to fug it
Am I the only one?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 15 Apr 2017 18:05:57 No.32331488 Report

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>>32331481
I'm in this boat, too. I was sleeping under the planks.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 15 Apr 2017 18:08:05 No.32331500 Report

Quoted By: >>32331550 >>32331667

>>32331481
I dislike Salazzle's design and concept immensely, it's far too pandering. I wish it kept the Salandit shit eating grin/goofy eyes, with the bedroom eyes and come hither posture it's just unpleasant.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Apr 2017 18:18:12 No.32331550 Report

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>>32331500
I wish it kept Salandits face, but it's still pretty good as is desu.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Apr 2017 18:24:00 No.32331591 Report

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>>32329768
>Not giving you Salazzle hugs for doing good in battles

Shit trainer

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Anonymous Sat 15 Apr 2017 18:35:47 No.32331667 Report

Quoted By: >>32331736

>>32331481
>>32331500
I'm more or less ambivalent towards the design. I do find it odd that the bandit/burglar motif was dropped when it evolved though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Apr 2017 18:40:40 No.32331702 Report

Quoted By: >>32331733

>>32327909
>Now Heliolisk can only be male
How would /vp/ react?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Apr 2017 18:44:39 No.32331733 Report

Quoted By: >>32331739 >>32331752

>>32331702
You say that like gender has mattered before.
The amount of people who want to fuck genderless pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Apr 2017 18:45:05 No.32331736 Report

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>>32331667
She's stealing your virginity

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Apr 2017 18:45:46 No.32331739 Report

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>>32331733
Well akshually they're just "gender unknown"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 15 Apr 2017 18:47:25 No.32331752 Report

Quoted By: >>32331761 >>32332379

>>32331733
Fuck you, I'll fap to her (gender unknown) and nothing will stop me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Apr 2017 18:48:28 No.32331761 Report

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>>32331752
As much as her tummy is sexual, if it's unknown, it probably doesn't have anything there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Apr 2017 20:20:37 No.32332379 Report

Quoted By: >>32332397

>>32331752
Wasn't mesprit male in PMD?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Apr 2017 20:23:41 No.32332397 Report

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>>32332379
it was a girl in Sky.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Apr 2017 20:24:29 No.32332404 Report

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>>32331024
I know you're not serious, but the masculine steel type one could work as a counterpart if it's a dragon that carries precious treasure inside it (or at least carries treasure on its back). A Dragon Hoard pokemon. Salandit and Salazzle are based on thieves, so it would be perfect.

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