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A pokemon Thu 20 Apr 2017 11:09:57 No.32365501 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>32365518 >>32365535 >>32365550 >>32366022 >>32366126 >>32366225 >>32367168 >>32367201 >>32368007 >>32368234 >>32368428

I am a pokémon, ask me anything

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Apr 2017 11:14:15 No.32365518 Report

Quoted By: >>32366034

>>32365501
1. How will you make unova great again

2. How did you learn to speak english

3. Why did you strike Syria and Afghanistan when we told you not to get us into more middle east messes

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Apr 2017 11:18:03 No.32365535 Report

Quoted By: >>32366040

>>32365501
What's it like to fight in a battle? Does it hurt to get hit? Can you feel pain? I don't think pokemon can feel pain.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Apr 2017 11:21:36 No.32365550 Report

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>>32365501
Does Salazzle stinks like a Komodo dragon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Apr 2017 11:25:08 No.32365563 Report

Quoted By: >>32366040

Can Pokemon consent?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Apr 2017 13:23:41 No.32366022 Report

Quoted By: >>32366040

>>32365501
Does it feel good to have an egg pass through your tight warm hole? It's nice to imagine such a feeling.

A Pokemon

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A Pokemon Thu 20 Apr 2017 13:26:38 No.32366034 Report

Quoted By: >>32368949

>>32365518
1. Yes, i am making a bomb called M.o.a.P (Mother of all pokemon) and i will send it to hoenn
2. i am quenching Google translate
3.where and what?

A Pokemon

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A Pokemon Thu 20 Apr 2017 13:29:04 No.32366040 Report

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>>32365535
No, it doesn't hurt that much. Imagine this has as boxing
>>32365563
Both yes and no but mostly No
>>32366022
No. stop that

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Apr 2017 13:58:30 No.32366126 Report

Quoted By: >>32366133

>>32365501
1) Love interest outside your species?
2) Pokefuckers?
3) Why so underaged

A Pokemon

A Pokemon Thu 20 Apr 2017 14:01:38 No.32366133 Report

Quoted By: >>32366218

>>32366126
1. no, that goes against my nature
2. no
3. acting childish won't kill, anon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Apr 2017 14:31:24 No.32366218 Report

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>>32366133
>Egg groups

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Apr 2017 14:33:53 No.32366225 Report

Quoted By: >>32367122

>>32365501
how do pokemon eggs appear

A pokemon

A pokemon Thu 20 Apr 2017 17:31:23 No.32367122 Report

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>>32366225
They appear from the mother

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Apr 2017 17:39:11 No.32367168 Report

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>>32365501
What's your favourite type of ramen noodles?

Have you considered teaming up with that Gadget guy in order to finally catch that damn Lupin?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Apr 2017 17:41:22 No.32367181 Report

Quoted By: >>32367981

Which pokegirl has tried to rape you the most?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Apr 2017 17:44:21 No.32367201 Report

Quoted By: >>32367981

>>32365501
Can you understand all Pokemon or is there like dialects between your species?

A pokemon

A pokemon Thu 20 Apr 2017 19:48:29 No.32367981 Report

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>>32367181
Is Olivia a girl?
>>32367201
i can understand most Alolan Pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Apr 2017 19:53:38 No.32368007 Report

Quoted By: >>32368260

>>32365501
why are you so slow and useless

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Apr 2017 20:36:06 No.32368234 Report

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>>32365501
What kind of pokemon are you?
How do you do the things you do?
Can you share with me the secrets deep inside (inside)?
What kind of pokemon are you?
Are you loyal through and through?
Do you have a heart that's true?

A pokemon

A pokemon Thu 20 Apr 2017 20:41:16 No.32368260 Report

Quoted By: >>32371957

>>32368007
What's wrong with being slow?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Apr 2017 20:44:10 No.32368284 Report

Quoted By: >>32369489

what's your ability?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Apr 2017 21:09:01 No.32368428 Report

Quoted By: >>32369489

>>32365501
What is Aleppo?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Apr 2017 22:20:51 No.32368949 Report

Quoted By: >>32369508

>>32366034
In other words, you're incompetent and need to be removed.

The impeachment cannot come soon enough for "Obama 2.0".

A Pokemon

A Pokemon Thu 20 Apr 2017 23:40:50 No.32369489 Report

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>>32368284
Adaptability
>>32368428
i don't know

A Pokemon

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A Pokemon Thu 20 Apr 2017 23:44:08 No.32369508 Report

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>>32368949
oh boohuu! cry my a river. i will be staying here for a full 4 years! deal with it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Apr 2017 06:04:52 No.32371957 Report

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>>32368260
Sonic does not approve

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