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Anonymous Sat 22 Apr 2017 17:28:45 No.32381038 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>32381076 >>32381950 >>32386089

What's the worst hack you've played?

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Anonymous Sat 22 Apr 2017 17:35:19 No.32381076 Report

Quoted By: >>32384366

>>32381038
Pokemon Quartz is the "it's so bad that it's good" kind of hack.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Apr 2017 19:47:47 No.32381950 Report

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>>32381038
Pokemon clover lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Apr 2017 19:50:37 No.32381967 Report

Quoted By: >>32382682 >>32384340

Dark Rising and Prism

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Anonymous Sat 22 Apr 2017 21:33:29 No.32382611 Report

Quoted By: >>32386089 >>32386371 >>32389617

If by "worst" you mean least professional, Pokemon Topaz.

That being said, Topaz is actually one of my favorite hacks of all time because of the sheer amount of wtf content. You never know what the dialogue will throw at you, and some of the fakemon are hilariously bizarre. The only things about it that genuinely annoyed me were the maze-like map designs and how the player character talks too much.

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Anonymous Sat 22 Apr 2017 21:44:24 No.32382682 Report

Quoted By: >>32384154

>>32381967
>Prism
Come on, it has far more effort put into than the majority of others hacks/fangames, not even saying it's flawless, it's just good enough for the standards of fangames.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 22 Apr 2017 23:23:53 No.32383342 Report

Quoted By: >>32384160 >>32384310 >>32384366

>Edge everywhere
>Retarded plot
>Alot of awful fakemon designs,some were okay
>True ending sucked and was a sudden stop with no real explanation on why the whole plot happened

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Anonymous Sun 23 Apr 2017 00:49:39 No.32384065 Report

Quoted By: >>32384249 >>32385435 >>32386366

pokemon order and chaos

pokemonorderandchaos.com

>clown and space types
>master chief

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Apr 2017 01:02:48 No.32384154 Report

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>>32382682
Saying prism is bad is kind of a meme

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Anonymous Sun 23 Apr 2017 01:04:24 No.32384160 Report

Quoted By: >>32384257

>>32383342
>still using RS font

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Apr 2017 01:05:44 No.32384167 Report

Quoted By: >>32386063

I've not personally played it myself because I can barely sit through vanilla gen 1, but i saw a streamer play a bit of it once. I could not find that stream but here's a link to a stream so you can get an idea of what Pokemon Cock version is like, if the name did not give it away to begin with https://youtu.be/ioV5Np_1v-g?t=12m38s
The worst part of this game is not the dialogue that had to be written be a 12 year old because only kids find that shit funny, or even that it's just a lazy text swap, but that this is actually being sold on the internet on sites like amazon and ebay. You know, fan games being made and given out for free have to be shut down, but bootlegs like this are being sold and nentendo can't or won't do shit about it.
https://www.amazon.com/Pokemon-Cock-Version-FUNNY-GAME-Translation/dp/B01M0LQQPN

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Apr 2017 01:21:34 No.32384249 Report

Quoted By: >>32384319

>>32384065
What are the matchups for Clown and Space?

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Anonymous Sun 23 Apr 2017 01:22:17 No.32384257 Report

Quoted By: >>32384266

>>32384160
>Implying I didn't go get that image from Google
Anon please,this is what my VBA looks like

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Anonymous Sun 23 Apr 2017 01:23:27 No.32384266 Report

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>>32384257
Oh wait you were insulting the games font,not mine.Fuck im so insecure

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Anonymous Sun 23 Apr 2017 01:33:19 No.32384310 Report

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>>32383342
I still think that Snakewood is a bizarre avant-garde masterpiece.

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Anonymous Sun 23 Apr 2017 01:35:04 No.32384319 Report

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>>32384249
I actually want to know this too, because fan-types are always hilariously unbalanced.

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Anonymous Sun 23 Apr 2017 01:38:04 No.32384340 Report

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>>32381967
Prism is a masterpiece, probably the best rom hack rn

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Apr 2017 01:41:15 No.32384366 Report

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>>32383342
Snakewood is kino

>>32381076
>386 new mons
>bad
never

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Apr 2017 01:49:04 No.32384407 Report

Quoted By: >>32386075

>>32384319
from pokecommunity:

Clown is super effective against ghost, dark, and fighting
Clown is weak to poison, psychic

Space is super effective against grass, electric, and fighting (Does not effect steel)
Space is weak to steel, dark, and poison

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Anonymous Sun 23 Apr 2017 04:41:52 No.32385435 Report

Quoted By: >>32386366

>>32384065
Oh, man, I've played Order and Chaos. It's... a ride. I managed to somehow glitch out the bit before the legendary so I didn't get the masterball required to catch it, and then the legendary vanished and didn't re-appear.
There's some somewhat alright story in it, and the maps aren't terrible, with some interesting ideas for locations. The grass starter is utter trash, and the E4 will kick your ass if you're not prepared. That being said, it's not a hugely bad hack. Just mediocre but creative.

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Anonymous Sun 23 Apr 2017 07:45:46 No.32386063 Report

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>>32384167
I don't know what you're talking about anon, how could this romhack ever be bad?

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Anonymous Sun 23 Apr 2017 07:53:38 No.32386075 Report

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>>32384407
>Nerfing grass
>Buffing steel

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Anonymous Sun 23 Apr 2017 07:55:58 No.32386089 Report

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>>32381038
Probably some really unfinished shit.
>>32382611
Or this, fuck why did you have to remind me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Apr 2017 08:00:39 No.32386101 Report

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>>32386063
well for one they forgot the space between a and lot. A lot is not one word.

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Anonymous Sun 23 Apr 2017 10:04:23 No.32386314 Report

Quoted By: >>32386315

There are probably some unfinished one-Gym hacks that are worse, but of all the things I've ever played from start to finish, it has to be Ruby Destiny Rescue Rangers. The dialogue is hilariously bad, the mapping is bad, the difficulty curve is nonsensical, and your party is locked to a specific team of six for 95% of the team, and three of those Pokémon on your team are NFEs who can never evolve, ever. And the entire endgame is bugged to hell. You cannot exit once you enter, and if you white out all the scripts in the hometown freak out and you can't ever return to the final dungeon. And there is even a point after you beat one of the bosses in the dungeon where they offer to teleport you home, and if you say yes the game bugs out similar to if you white out, meaning the game tempts you into fucking over your game and forcing you to start the entire RPG over, if you hadn't quit long before that point anyway.
I adore the game because of how bad it is.

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Anonymous Sun 23 Apr 2017 10:05:25 No.32386315 Report

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>>32386314
*You cannot exit the final dungeon when you enter

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Anonymous Sun 23 Apr 2017 10:31:41 No.32386366 Report

Quoted By: >>32386377 >>32386571 >>32386820 >>32389574

>>32384065
>>32385435
Looking at the dex... It's not terrible, there's some particulary really good ones in there, but yeah... There's a lot of reused assets, you can easily recognize body parts or things like eyes from official mons (the "Gorgolith" one is literally just a Regirock with a Golem's head), some like "Vicerain" or "Phantoon" looks like it could easily fit more in a EarthBound/Mother game than Pokemon one.

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Anonymous Sun 23 Apr 2017 10:34:39 No.32386371 Report

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>>32382611
>THE HARD NUT

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Anonymous Sun 23 Apr 2017 10:35:48 No.32386377 Report

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>>32386366
>Blangornga

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Anonymous Sun 23 Apr 2017 12:07:27 No.32386571 Report

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>>32386366
Yeah, it's not bad, although a large amount of the dex could take with a respriting so they look better.
You should see what happens when you black out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Apr 2017 13:26:57 No.32386820 Report

Quoted By: >>32387167

>>32386366
I usually go with fire starters but the water one i the only remotely good design.Dex isn't too bad except those names and the 2 big legends look too much alike.

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Anonymous Sun 23 Apr 2017 15:03:25 No.32387167 Report

Quoted By: >>32387396

>>32386820
I think they were supposed to be that way, to kinda be yin and yang to each other.

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Anonymous Sun 23 Apr 2017 15:50:18 No.32387396 Report

Quoted By: >>32387819

>>32387167
Black/White already did the same thing but better, though.

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Anonymous Sun 23 Apr 2017 17:14:03 No.32387819 Report

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>>32387396
You're not wrong, but were either of them in a game with Space type Pokemon? I rest my case.

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Anonymous Sun 23 Apr 2017 22:25:50 No.32389574 Report

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>>32386366
>ryktor from lilo and stitch

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Anonymous Sun 23 Apr 2017 22:33:13 No.32389617 Report

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>>32382611
>The Hench one

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