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Anonymous Sun 23 Apr 2017 05:57:53 No.32385808 View View Reply Original Report

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You get to bring one pokemon into the real world.
Only you can see it and communicate with it

Who do you pick?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Apr 2017 05:59:44 No.32385816 Report

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>>32385808
I'd rather not become a schizo

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Apr 2017 06:01:55 No.32385827 Report

Quoted By: >>32385829

>>32385808
Can I fug it?
If yes, Clefable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Apr 2017 06:03:21 No.32385829 Report

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>>32385827
Yes it will only be mentally however.

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Vix !Q9U7vjXKLw Sun 23 Apr 2017 06:24:19 No.32385889 Report

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Gothitelle

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Anonymous Sun 23 Apr 2017 06:37:35 No.32385920 Report

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>>32385808
Dialga so I can have fun time travels and maybe do some time stops.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 23 Apr 2017 06:46:36 No.32385949 Report

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I can't fuck jumpluff but shes pretty cool. If I had to choose a second one, maybe like Celesteela or anyother pokemon that looks female and fuckable.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 23 Apr 2017 06:47:51 No.32385953 Report

Quoted By: >>32386725 >>32390787 >>32392544

>>32385808
G-Gardevoir.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Apr 2017 06:48:15 No.32385954 Report

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>>32385808
Haunter

In that situation a ghost type would be best

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Apr 2017 07:05:54 No.32386002 Report

Quoted By: >>32386014

>>32385949
jumpluff looks fuggable enough to me

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 23 Apr 2017 07:14:32 No.32386014 Report

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>>32386002
dont lewd her!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Apr 2017 09:18:12 No.32386223 Report

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Kakuna. It's goin up my ass

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Apr 2017 09:22:39 No.32386236 Report

Quoted By: >>32386267

>>32385808
Pineco

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Apr 2017 09:23:14 No.32386239 Report

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>>32385808
Mareep or bulbasaur

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Apr 2017 09:38:12 No.32386267 Report

Quoted By: >>32386369

>>32386236
Why pineco? I love it and all, really cool pokemon but why just a pineco?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Apr 2017 10:34:01 No.32386369 Report

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>>32386267
bug-type pinecone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Apr 2017 12:21:36 No.32386591 Report

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>you can have an invisible Pokémon
That's kinda fuckin sweet OP
Jirachi

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Apr 2017 12:23:43 No.32386598 Report

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>>32385808
If you can only see and talk, then obviously a psychic type so they can jerk me off with their mind

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Apr 2017 12:53:46 No.32386711 Report

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Assuming it's actually real, just invisible; Jirachi.
Then I can just wish for an actual, not-invisible mon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Apr 2017 12:58:09 No.32386725 Report

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>>32385808
Venusaur

>>32385953
Good taste

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Apr 2017 14:18:55 No.32386992 Report

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alakazam
i'd use its high IQ to make me money
either that or it'd manipulate me to do something for it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 23 Apr 2017 19:42:54 No.32388580 Report

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The correct answer to these is always Mew.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Apr 2017 01:12:57 No.32390559 Report

Quoted By: >>32390573

>>32385808
>>32385829
So basically a pokemon tulpa?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Apr 2017 01:14:20 No.32390573 Report

Quoted By: >>32390700

>>32390559
Yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Apr 2017 01:30:11 No.32390700 Report

Quoted By: >>32390790 >>32391129

>>32390573
See, if it were more physical, like a death note shinigami i would pick suckle. I could feed him all my drugs and he would secrete his juices, which i would then be able to drink. Weed in shot form, with a pinch of adderal. Think about it.

But if he can't touch the physical realm at all i would go slowking, b/c he can speak in his wise manner and could proves give Some great advice or some shit

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 24 Apr 2017 01:40:45 No.32390773 Report

Quoted By: >>32392904

>>32385808

Haunters are too mischievous, same with Cofagrigus. Golurk is too big. Probably a Phantump.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Apr 2017 01:41:47 No.32390779 Report

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>>32385920

A lot better thought out then my answer. That would be sick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Apr 2017 01:43:12 No.32390787 Report

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>>32385953
M- me too.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 24 Apr 2017 01:43:55 No.32390790 Report

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>>32390700
Why do stoner degenerates always feel the need to share their degenerate behaviours?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Apr 2017 01:50:34 No.32390838 Report

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>>32390790
Why do normalfags get triggered by stonerfags?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Apr 2017 01:54:25 No.32390853 Report

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>>32390838
You're too detached from the world, stoner, degeneracy is synonymous with normalfaggotry now. To be opposed to drugs is to be abnormal.

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Anonymous Mon 24 Apr 2017 01:57:04 No.32390866 Report

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The best of all possible choices.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Apr 2017 01:58:04 No.32390875 Report

Quoted By: >>32390888

>>32390790
I was just answering the tooic question, i didn't see any rules or regulations... sounds kike you need to smoke alil bit, stop bein such a crab ass. Why do autists insist on sharing their autistic ways? No one cares.

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Anonymous Mon 24 Apr 2017 01:59:46 No.32390886 Report

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>>32390838
Because we end up paying for the stonerfags medical care, housing, food, children and burial. Then the cycle starts all over again with the 4+ kids they left behind in a broken home or orphanage making the country worse with every generation.

P.S. im not the guy you responded to

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Anonymous Mon 24 Apr 2017 02:00:17 No.32390888 Report

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>>32390875
>sounds kike you need to smoke alil bit
Nice Freudian slip, herbal Jew.

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Anonymous Mon 24 Apr 2017 02:03:25 No.32390902 Report

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i actually got a shiny one on it's final stage of breeding

but i would not complain about a Wimpod

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Anonymous Mon 24 Apr 2017 02:06:17 No.32390912 Report

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>>32385808
Pheromosa for cuddles.

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Anonymous Mon 24 Apr 2017 02:08:14 No.32390917 Report

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Chikorita. Small, smells wonderful, cuddly, cute and huggable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Apr 2017 02:09:29 No.32390928 Report

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Audino, please.

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Anonymous Mon 24 Apr 2017 02:11:19 No.32390934 Report

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Jirachi for the wishes

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Apr 2017 02:14:34 No.32390952 Report

Quoted By: >>32390999

>>32385808
The correct answer for these questions is always Mew, the first pokemon. Time to populate the earth with pokemon like Adam and Eve

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Anonymous Mon 24 Apr 2017 02:24:30 No.32390999 Report

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>>32390952

Appealing, but I'd rather get tempted by the serpent in the garden instead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Apr 2017 02:46:35 No.32391119 Report

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>>32390853
So he found out a way to make drugs with shuckle. Don't people do that in the pokemon world anyway? It's kinda shuckles thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Apr 2017 02:48:36 No.32391129 Report

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>>32390700
>suckle
end ackson

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Apr 2017 02:50:58 No.32391141 Report

Quoted By: >>32391422 >>32391432

>>32390912
>cuddling with a pokemon that could easily snap you in half

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Apr 2017 04:02:12 No.32391402 Report

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>>32385808
Tyranitar, so he can knock down mountains and reroute rivers for me.
That is, assuming they can still interact with the world around them. If they can't, I'd probably choose Giratina or Arceus and fuck off with them to a different universe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Apr 2017 04:07:37 No.32391422 Report

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>>32390912
>>32391141
>Cuddling with a Pokemon that could snap you in half and also hates touching things.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Apr 2017 04:09:51 No.32391432 Report

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>>32391141
>could easily snap you in half
Pretty much all of them can.

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Anonymous Mon 24 Apr 2017 05:41:24 No.32391798 Report

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>>32385808
Hoopa, so he can take me to the Pokemon world.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Apr 2017 10:30:03 No.32392544 Report

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>>32385953
same

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Anonymous Mon 24 Apr 2017 13:09:45 No.32392904 Report

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>>32390773

tfw you bring Phantump into the real world to see your baby brother again.

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