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Let's talk about Salazzle

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When i first saw Salazzle, my first thoughts were: "oh great, another fucking waifubait, they ruined salandit." But my opinion changed.

I think Salandit is one of the best first stage mons of the whole dex. It has an amazing design and cool new typing. You can't improve perfection. So what else could the evolution have been, other than a bigger Salandit?

I think they did a great a job at making a nice twist in the evolution, instead of another "it just gets bigger" episode. Salazzle is a cool pokemon, and it makes me sad how most people consider it waifubait.

>b-but look at those hips and curves!

It's a fast lizard thief, what else did you expect? Would you have been happier if she was an ugly fat bitch like Nidoqueen?

I'll say it again: SALAZZLE IS NOT FOR FUG. She was not made to please your weird fetishes. You fucking waifufag degenerates should just go masturbate to Primarina and stop giving a bad reputation to Salazzle.