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Anonymous Thu 27 Apr 2017 23:42:22 No.32416131 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>32416225 >>32416283 >>32416392 >>32417289 >>32420514 >>32420607

Trainers can now impregnate their pokemon.
How does this affect the meta?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Apr 2017 23:43:28 No.32416140 Report

Quoted By: >>32416147 >>32416538 >>32418554 >>32420514

What if pokemon could impregnate their trainers?

Allison !o/ThPQqmAI

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Allison !o/ThPQqmAI Thu 27 Apr 2017 23:44:43 No.32416147 Report

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>>32416140

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Apr 2017 23:51:53 No.32416193 Report

Quoted By: >>32416199

All pokemon get arms and hand
can use weapons
a whole lot bloodier

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Apr 2017 23:53:05 No.32416199 Report

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>>32416193
guess I should also say they got thumbs

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Apr 2017 23:56:11 No.32416225 Report

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>>32416131
meta gets a lot dumber, cuz a bunch of dumb furfags would be running around. you are the scum of humanity.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 27 Apr 2017 23:57:10 No.32416232 Report

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Pokemon battles now get a whole lot more brutal due them not wanting to disappoint their trainer with the bigger emotional bond.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Apr 2017 00:05:28 No.32416278 Report

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competitive pokemon should not have shitty IVs, nothing changes

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 28 Apr 2017 00:07:39 No.32416283 Report

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>>32416131

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 28 Apr 2017 00:10:29 No.32416302 Report

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>Artistic fathers can give their kids Sketch

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 28 Apr 2017 00:12:42 No.32416316 Report

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>>32416302
>Autistic fathers can give their kids disable

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 28 Apr 2017 00:26:30 No.32416374 Report

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>>32416302
>Black parents can give their kids thief

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Apr 2017 00:26:35 No.32416376 Report

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>>32416232
>Literally every pokemon has battle bond now

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 28 Apr 2017 00:27:52 No.32416382 Report

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>>32416302
>Muslim fathers can give their kids Explosion

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Apr 2017 00:29:06 No.32416387 Report

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>>32416374
>Hispanic fathers give their kids revolution dance
>Except for mexican fathers, they give their kids the U-turn instead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Apr 2017 00:29:55 No.32416392 Report

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>>32416131
Probably just a lot more bipedal anthro pokemon walking around

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Apr 2017 00:30:22 No.32416394 Report

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>>32416387
>mexican parents have a chance to inherit infiltrator into their children

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 28 Apr 2017 00:31:34 No.32416400 Report

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>>32416302
>Withe fathers can give their kids splash
>because they cant dance

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 28 Apr 2017 00:33:34 No.32416414 Report

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>>32416302
>Nazi fathers can give their kids Hail

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 28 Apr 2017 00:38:55 No.32416445 Report

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>Trap fathers can give their kids Draining Kiss

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 28 Apr 2017 00:46:09 No.32416471 Report

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>/fit/ fathers can give their kids Bulk up

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Anonymous Fri 28 Apr 2017 00:59:26 No.32416538 Report

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>>32416140
ok but what if i'm a male and I still want this thing inside me

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Apr 2017 01:05:30 No.32416566 Report

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I don't know, but there will be a lot human-gardevoir hybrids.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Apr 2017 01:09:45 No.32416587 Report

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>>32416538
luckily, you will die

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 28 Apr 2017 01:28:08 No.32416717 Report

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>Turk Fathers can give their kids Bug Bite

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Anonymous Fri 28 Apr 2017 01:57:32 No.32416896 Report

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Jamaican fathers give their kids extreme speed

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Apr 2017 02:37:48 No.32417135 Report

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>>32416587
hot

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Apr 2017 02:50:02 No.32417230 Report

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>>32416316
Holy shit my sides are in another dimension

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Apr 2017 02:58:19 No.32417289 Report

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>>32416131
More breeding but shittier IVs

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Apr 2017 02:59:19 No.32417294 Report

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>>32416538
>rough skin

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Anonymous Fri 28 Apr 2017 04:18:17 No.32417845 Report

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>>32416302
>Country Fathers can give their kids Milk Drink
It's the best I've got.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Apr 2017 04:43:25 No.32417979 Report

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>Impying Jewish fathers would give away anything to their kids

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Apr 2017 07:13:58 No.32418554 Report

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>>32416140
I want a pokemon to impregnate me

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Apr 2017 13:54:04 No.32419698 Report

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>>32418554
which one anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Apr 2017 14:23:17 No.32419801 Report

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>>32416445
I reconize that smug anime girl from somewhere
Is it a hentai?

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Anonymous Fri 28 Apr 2017 15:53:31 No.32420262 Report

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>>32416374
Jewish fathers give their children pay day

>Chinese fathers give their children knock off

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Apr 2017 16:20:25 No.32420417 Report

Quoted By: >>32420471

Who says pokemon can't already bear eggs from a human father? Humans and pokemon did canonically used to marry. So there was a lot of fucking going on, in ancient times.

It probably happens a lot, especially when young boys are sent out at puberty to "discover the world." But no one says anything about it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Apr 2017 16:32:28 No.32420471 Report

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>>32420417
>Romanian fathers give their kids Thief,

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Apr 2017 16:33:19 No.32420475 Report

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Gardevoir is already popular enough.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Apr 2017 16:38:27 No.32420514 Report

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>>32416131
>Trainers can now impregnate their pokemon.
Aceptable if human-shape egg group.
>How does this affect the meta?
The role play would be lewd, but nothing else will affect.
Maybe just a bunch of breed-eggs with random ivs and no eggmoves.

>>32416140
Fix Hitmonchan reprodution problems.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Apr 2017 16:41:55 No.32420533 Report

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>>32420514
>muh eggroups

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Apr 2017 16:59:15 No.32420607 Report

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>>32416131
Doesn't change anything, humans are Pokemon and they are able to impregnate Pokemon, but they chose not to because of muh I am not an uncivilised donkey fucker

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Apr 2017 17:06:54 No.32420634 Report

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>>32420533
Gardefuckers, you must learn that she is amorpous and would be better with a Muk that a bonesack like you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Apr 2017 17:08:51 No.32420645 Report

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>>32419801
Ya, pretty sure it's the main girl from Eroge H-game hentai

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Apr 2017 17:10:36 No.32420654 Report

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>>32420634
garde a shit. Egg group autists are just retarded.

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Anonymous Fri 28 Apr 2017 17:28:08 No.32420721 Report

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>>32416302
>Black fathers can give their kids run away

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Anonymous Fri 28 Apr 2017 17:37:47 No.32420773 Report

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>>32417979
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