He's sad because unlike each of the starters' fanbase, he's the only one that knows every fanbase stinks rather than one particular fanbase because hah, you'd like that, wouldn't you.
Primarina is depressed too, but only because no one lets her be both male and magnificent. Too deluded to find out her fanbase has mother complex issues.
Incineroar is sad because joke's on you, he's not sad at all.
