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Anonymous Sun 30 Apr 2017 03:52:58 No.32431611 View View Reply Original Report

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Walk into the woods, see this.
What do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Apr 2017 03:54:31 No.32431617 Report

Quoted By: >>32431971

>>32431611
Ask her if she's seen any rare Pokemon I can catch!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Apr 2017 03:55:09 No.32431622 Report

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>>32431611
She obviously looks like she wants pleasurable sex, so no rape required. Mallow looks like the girl who will give you a free blowjob in the woods and then ask you for anal sex.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Apr 2017 03:56:39 No.32431629 Report

Quoted By: >>32432302

>>32431611
Shit on his face

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Apr 2017 03:56:56 No.32431632 Report

Quoted By: >>32431968

Stop making these threads. You're a desperate, lonely virgin. Anyone who unironically replies to this thread is too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Apr 2017 04:07:19 No.32431682 Report

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>>32431611
Keep walking, but at least that solves the mystery of that cheese-like smell penetrating the fields.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Apr 2017 04:11:29 No.32431701 Report

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>>32431611
Eat her.
Been lost in these woods for weeks. Maybe even months.
Haven't have anything to eat for days.
My companions try to eat me but I ate them first.
Yes... Must eat her before she eats me...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Apr 2017 04:39:02 No.32431811 Report

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>>32431611
Ask for fug

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Apr 2017 04:40:17 No.32431817 Report

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ask how she's doing :3

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Apr 2017 05:09:16 No.32431923 Report

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>>32431611
Intense Foot Smelling

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Apr 2017 05:14:39 No.32431965 Report

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>>32431611
Ask her to marry me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Apr 2017 05:15:41 No.32431968 Report

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>>32431632
go fap or something, lonely /v/irgin

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Apr 2017 05:16:44 No.32431971 Report

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>>32431617
sasuga Satoshi

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Apr 2017 06:20:41 No.32432216 Report

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>>32431611
I'd tell the skank to put some footwear on them stinkers! What if I'm eating a peanut butter sandwich and I happen to be reminded of the vile scent emitted from sweaty feet? I'd barf on the spot!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Apr 2017 06:42:48 No.32432267 Report

Quoted By: >>32432290

>>32431611
>Mallow offers you some soup.
>You take a sip, only to quickly realize that the broth is Mallow's foot sweat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Apr 2017 06:52:27 No.32432290 Report

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>>32432267
Just add potatoes. Shit'll be bomb.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Apr 2017 06:57:32 No.32432302 Report

Quoted By: >>32432338 >>32433374

>>32431629
>You will never walk into the jungle to see Mallow masturbating under the shade of a tree.
>You will never be shocked to discover she was a he this whole time and that Mallow is actually an insanely well passing trap sporting a pretty hung cock.
>You will never find yourself more aroused and interested than horrified.
>You will never hear her greet you in chipper tone as she continues to wank her cock.
>You will never be teased about the growing erection in your pants
>You will never be asked by Mallow if you want to do something REALLY nasty to help get her off

>You will never be handed some weird fruit by Mallow
>You will never watch her get on her back and ask you to sit on her face.
>You will never accept the offer and press your ass cheeks against her cute face, your cock growing stiffer with every lick she makes against your taint.
>You will never hear Mallow instruct you to eat the fruit, her voice muffled under your ass flesh as she laps at your asshole.
>You will never eat the fruit
>You will never panic as you feel the effects of the fruit make itself known immediately with a desperate need to take the shit of your life smacking you.
>You will never struggle to get up as you feel your whole colon start to empty itself, only for Mallow's arms to keep you squatting over her face.
>You will never lose control
>You will never shit thick, dry turds directly into Mallow's eager mouth, her hand stroking her cock frantically as she swallows your waste
>You will never feel your bowel movement continue uncontrollably, eventually to the point where it starts spilling all over her pretty face.
>You will never continues to unload and unload as Mallow jerks off to climax smashing your shit against her face.
>You will never see her spray cum all over the forest floor as she chokes under your shit.
>You will never hear her thank you for fulfilling her ultimate fucked up sexual fantasy of being fertilized just like a real plant.

sigh...

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Anonymous Sun 30 Apr 2017 07:12:17 No.32432338 Report

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>>32432302

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Anonymous Sun 30 Apr 2017 14:02:47 No.32433374 Report

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>>32432302

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Anonymous Sun 30 Apr 2017 14:07:55 No.32433397 Report

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>>32431611
Ask her if there's a time portal nearby.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Apr 2017 14:14:08 No.32433428 Report

Quoted By: >>32433440 >>32433442

>>32432338
Wait what did it say

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Apr 2017 14:17:18 No.32433440 Report

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>>32433428
https://archive.nyafuu.org/vp/thread/32431611/#32432302

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Apr 2017 14:17:59 No.32433442 Report

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>>32433428
It was greentext pasta, just look it up in the archive if you really want to know.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Apr 2017 14:21:20 No.32433465 Report

Quoted By: >>32433672

>>32431611
Our eyes met but she didn't challenge me to a battle. "Cool!"

Proceed to the exit of the woods.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Apr 2017 14:28:56 No.32433503 Report

Quoted By: >>32433684

>>32431611
Keep walking until I find a girl that looks like Korrina.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Apr 2017 14:58:54 No.32433672 Report

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>>32433465
>Not talking to people who don't battle you
This is how you miss shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Apr 2017 15:00:28 No.32433684 Report

Quoted By: >>32433737

>>32433503
Why don't you go back to >>>/pol/, I'm sure you'll find one over there in your safe space.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Apr 2017 15:06:06 No.32433708 Report

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>>32431611
Remark on what a nice day it is outside, especially in the shade.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Apr 2017 15:10:50 No.32433737 Report

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>>32433684
Oh look a triggered snowflake

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