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Anonymous Tue 02 May 2017 03:28:34 No.32444966 View View Reply Original Report

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Why is Ash so oblivious to the fact that just about every female traveling companion he's ever had has a crush on him?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 02 May 2017 03:30:22 No.32444978 Report

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>>32444966
Obviously because that's his ability.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 May 2017 03:33:27 No.32444999 Report

Quoted By: >>32445737

Because she's a kid and probably very autistic

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 May 2017 03:33:42 No.32445004 Report

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>>32444966
Because C O M E D Y R E L I E F P R O T A G O N I S T

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 May 2017 03:35:03 No.32445011 Report

Quoted By: >>32445113 >>32448194

>why is a 10 year old boy oblivious to girls
I'm surprised he doesn't think they're icky

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 May 2017 03:40:10 No.32445041 Report

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>>32444966
Ash looks pretty cool in this picture

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 May 2017 03:49:13 No.32445089 Report

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>>32444966
He's aware. He just keeps them in the friendzone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 May 2017 03:51:38 No.32445112 Report

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Because he cares more about reaching the goal for which he left home at age 10 more than a short one-season fling with some floozy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 May 2017 03:51:38 No.32445113 Report

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>>32445011
or can "infect" him with "cooties", to his detriment

but our dear /vp/oreons are autistic shut-ins

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 May 2017 03:58:33 No.32445152 Report

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>>32444966
Cause a real pokemon master don't need women.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 May 2017 04:02:13 No.32445175 Report

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>>32444966
Because only Serena had a crush on him.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 02 May 2017 04:03:11 No.32445180 Report

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>>32445152

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 May 2017 04:10:36 No.32445210 Report

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>>32444966
He looks pretty hot in this picture, I want to make him horny and harvest his salty monkey seed out of his cute, long stick and maybe squeeze his soft sweaty balls

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 May 2017 04:16:19 No.32445236 Report

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>>32445210
Shut up, Bayleef.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 May 2017 04:17:50 No.32445242 Report

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>>32445210
you can't squeeze the balls idiot

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 02 May 2017 04:18:10 No.32445245 Report

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>>32444966
Dawn and Iris didnt

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 May 2017 04:20:51 No.32445260 Report

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>>32444966
Everyone knows Ash is actually a pokephile.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 May 2017 04:21:28 No.32445265 Report

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>>32445180
>furries
kys. Ash might as well start loving a 2D waifu in his universe.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 02 May 2017 04:28:16 No.32445315 Report

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Ash is a pokephile.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 02 May 2017 04:33:36 No.32445352 Report

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>>32445315

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 May 2017 04:35:22 No.32445364 Report

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>>32445315
>>32445352
Remember that Arceus hates pokefuckers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 May 2017 04:36:35 No.32445369 Report

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>>32444966
he's not he's just gay

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 May 2017 04:37:34 No.32445370 Report

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>>32445364

that don't fuck it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 May 2017 04:37:46 No.32445372 Report

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>>32445315
but anon
he is a pokemon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 02 May 2017 04:39:50 No.32445386 Report

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>>32445370

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 02 May 2017 04:44:44 No.32445414 Report

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>>32445386
Pokephilia needs to die.

icing fetish !0mMHb8q6rc

icing fetish !0mMHb8q6rc Tue 02 May 2017 04:52:43 No.32445456 Report

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>>32445414
>not wanting to fuck meloetta

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 02 May 2017 05:57:52 No.32445722 Report

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>>32445386
Say that to my face not online fucker.
See what happens.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 02 May 2017 06:04:42 No.32445737 Report

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>>32444999
>10 year old not caring about girls
>autistic
I can't think of a single person that I knew that was interested in girls at 10
>>32445245
>Dawn didn't have a crush on him
She literally wanted his D

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 May 2017 06:12:31 No.32445765 Report

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>>32445737
>She literally wanted his D
Bullshit. They could've fucked and she would've still felt absolutely nothing for him. They were as platonic as could possibly get.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 02 May 2017 07:29:01 No.32446027 Report

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>>32445315
>>32445414
>pokephiles
>pokephilia

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 May 2017 07:30:57 No.32446036 Report

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>>32444966
>every female traveling companion
Only happened once really.

Or is this thread bait?

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Anonymous Tue 02 May 2017 12:39:43 No.32446941 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 May 2017 12:41:35 No.32446948 Report

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>>32446036
>Misty

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 May 2017 12:43:24 No.32446953 Report

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>>32446948
>watching the dub

>>32446036
>"Or is this thread bait?"
>he asks this when OP insists every girl wanted his dick even though any retard with half a brain knows that not to be true
What do you think?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 May 2017 12:48:04 No.32446968 Report

Quoted By: >>32447932 >>32448061

>>32444966
You're delusional. May, Dawn, and Iris certainly didn't. Misty, I'm not even sure why she acted jealous at times. Otherwise, there was nothing, and it ended in nothing, too. The only one was really Serena. The reason is there's a trope for heroes being oblivious to love, perhaps because they're like Shudo and believe it's only a distraction from the plot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 May 2017 14:24:29 No.32447331 Report

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>>32444966
Because he's the main character of an anime series.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 May 2017 14:42:40 No.32447413 Report

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>>32445175
>Misty
Was her first crush but has since moved onto Tracey' cock and never looked back
>May
Used Ash as a tour guide, then went after Drew's dick
>Dawn
Taught of Ash as a cool friend but a not fuckable one
>Iris
Super crazy to dom his Nip little ass but got tired of chasing him
>Serena
Annoying bitch with onetious

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 May 2017 14:46:07 No.32447425 Report

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>>32447413
Misty never crushed on that boylet

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 May 2017 15:19:14 No.32447574 Report

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>>32447425
Eeuuug! Ash Ketchum, I'll get you.... To pay for my bike b-baka

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 May 2017 15:25:07 No.32447594 Report

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>>32447574
She sounds disgusted by him

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 May 2017 15:29:01 No.32447613 Report

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>>32444966
Tbh they should just ship him with Lillie in this anime, make him the Alolan Champion and finally scrap him for a new protagonist. But that'll never happen.

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Anonymous Tue 02 May 2017 16:19:05 No.32447862 Report

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>>32447613
>just ship him with Lillie in this anime, make him the Alolan Champion and finally scrap him for a new protagonist.
He needs to continue it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 May 2017 16:25:34 No.32447901 Report

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>>32444966
Well what about the Pokemon that had a crush on him?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 May 2017 16:26:22 No.32447905 Report

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>>32445113

Was I the only kid who wanted to catch the cooties?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 May 2017 16:30:35 No.32447932 Report

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>>32446968
Neither did Misty, almost everything was made by 4kids.

Seriously Misty was just the Togepi carrier and a bitch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 May 2017 16:48:37 No.32447995 Report

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May seemed like she could have had a thing for Ash in early Hoenn, but as she got into Contests she started drifting from him. Seriously, watch the first 30ish Hoenn episodes, May is all over Ash.

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Anonymous Tue 02 May 2017 16:52:19 No.32448013 Report

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>>32444966
So the writers can keep adding more eye candy in later seasons without keeping Ash tied down to a single girl.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 02 May 2017 17:06:39 No.32448061 Report

Quoted By: >>32448185

>>32446968
Misty and May were blushy for him in some episodes but nothing more than that (some light crush, people normally get that when you are close to someone for too long, but that no evolved).

And you are on spot about the others, Dawn and Iris were his vagina-bro. And Serena is the only 100% confirmed crush.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 May 2017 17:23:41 No.32448144 Report

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>>32447613
>with lillie
lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 May 2017 17:32:48 No.32448180 Report

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>>32444966
He knew what love was during the Shudo days, but after those days he became totally oblivious to it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 May 2017 17:34:21 No.32448185 Report

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>>32448061
Misty was Tsundere for him
May was more a little sister to him
Dawn was a best friend
Iris was the same as Dawn
Serena was full on crushing on him

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 May 2017 17:37:17 No.32448194 Report

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>>32445011
10 was around the time I started watching porn so I could believe it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 May 2017 21:18:10 No.32449231 Report

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It's for kids

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 May 2017 02:46:54 No.32451396 Report

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he is gay

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 May 2017 03:43:42 No.32451696 Report

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Who the fuck would waste their time with a bunch of dumb girls when there are Pokemon to catch and battles to be won? Fucking get with the program OP

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