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>Be me
>Be ultra powerful elite four leader a few years back
>Specialize in Dark types
>Able to beat two of the other three members with ease
>One day some little fag comes in wanting to challenge
>Be suave as fuck and quote some frivolous bullshittery
>Battle starts
>Send out my obviously superior Bisharp
>Fag sends out his Lucario
>6 aura spheres later and I'm beat
>Suffer tremendously
>Gambling addiction sets into overdrive
>Stress causes premature grey
>Do not sleep for days on end
>Fuck this shit I'm going on Vacation
>Pack my things and leave the elite four
>Ghost bitch begs me to stay
>Shrug her off and leave regardless
>End up moving to Alola
>End up living alone on beach
>Nothing means anything anymore at this point
>I've become a joke in Unova
>Lose more sleep
>Begin to lose control of my life
>Small child one day wanders onto my property
>He approaches me
>Sudden urge to speak like the locals
>Refer to self as 'Uncle'
>Realize that this is probably not legal
>Realize that I'm wearing nothing but a kimono
>Realize that I'm calling myself 'Uncle"
>mfw I am depicted as a pedophile
>Be ultra powerful elite four leader a few years back
>Specialize in Dark types
>Able to beat two of the other three members with ease
>One day some little fag comes in wanting to challenge
>Be suave as fuck and quote some frivolous bullshittery
>Battle starts
>Send out my obviously superior Bisharp
>Fag sends out his Lucario
>6 aura spheres later and I'm beat
>Suffer tremendously
>Gambling addiction sets into overdrive
>Stress causes premature grey
>Do not sleep for days on end
>Fuck this shit I'm going on Vacation
>Pack my things and leave the elite four
>Ghost bitch begs me to stay
>Shrug her off and leave regardless
>End up moving to Alola
>End up living alone on beach
>Nothing means anything anymore at this point
>I've become a joke in Unova
>Lose more sleep
>Begin to lose control of my life
>Small child one day wanders onto my property
>He approaches me
>Sudden urge to speak like the locals
>Refer to self as 'Uncle'
>Realize that this is probably not legal
>Realize that I'm wearing nothing but a kimono
>Realize that I'm calling myself 'Uncle"
>mfw I am depicted as a pedophile
