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Anonymous Wed 03 May 2017 22:47:43 No.32455968 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>32455975 >>32456111 >>32457034 >>32459513 >>32459548 >>32461394 >>32461434 >>32461701 >>32462603 >>32464904

Tell me your Pokemon-related sins, /vp/.

All will be forgiven.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 May 2017 22:49:13 No.32455975 Report

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>>32455968
i really dont like charizard at all...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 May 2017 22:49:43 No.32455978 Report

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I've never played Red or Blue. Have Yellow though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 May 2017 22:52:00 No.32455990 Report

Quoted By: >>32462715

i buy both versions for each generation becasue im a lonely fag

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 May 2017 22:55:07 No.32456009 Report

Quoted By: >>32456045 >>32456231 >>32456954

I've fapped to Kurikia's Pokemon shit before.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 May 2017 23:01:44 No.32456045 Report

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>>32456009
I just had to google that shit to know what you were talking about. You okay anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 May 2017 23:04:18 No.32456059 Report

Quoted By: >>32456760

I like 6th gen way over 7th gen

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 May 2017 23:04:27 No.32456064 Report

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>>32456045
You're on /vp/, what'd you expect?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 May 2017 23:09:39 No.32456093 Report

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between the ages 13-14 i sold my pokemon ds games and i had to re buy them years later. lost my bros.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 May 2017 23:11:38 No.32456111 Report

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>>32455968
i uses Power save to get the 900+ Johto balls

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 03 May 2017 23:27:05 No.32456231 Report

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>>32456009
you have a shit fetish anon...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 May 2017 23:42:32 No.32456355 Report

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I once stole someone's base set Charizard card. I'm not proud.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 00:17:48 No.32456601 Report

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bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 00:43:00 No.32456760 Report

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>>32456059
>>32456093
What a bunch of fucking fags

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 00:47:15 No.32456807 Report

Quoted By: >>32457012 >>32461642

I was one of those kids who constantly shat on people playing Pokémon and other Japanese games like yu-gi-oh back in elementary, and I didn't start playing and liking Pokémon until I was like 15, with D/P
I still hate all those other Japanese games though, Pokémon is the only one I like

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 00:49:52 No.32456829 Report

Quoted By: >>32457028 >>32457510 >>32461687 >>32462729

Roommate is a total sperg thats super breeding legit shiny pokemon. We have to share a living room and bathroom. He is fucking disgusting. You can't see the floor of his bedroom because it is covered in dirty clothes he never washes and empty food containers. His "bunk" he calls it reeks of cum and sweat. He misses the toilet when he pisses and sometimes leaves shit and paper in the toilet for hours. If asked to clean or take out trash he spergs out. He comes back from classes, goes right to his bunk and listens to nip music/hunched over a laptop streaming subbed anime all the while on his 3DS. I try to be cordial. If I go to something on campus, I always ask him to join. It's sort of pity but I know he'll always say no. Most of the time he only grunts through his closed door or straight up ignores me. He will stay up until 3am most nights doing his Otaku shit. I politely ask him to use headphones after midnight so I can actually rest without hearing his DESU SUGOI NANI bullshit which he responds by turning the volume up. The one night I had one person over to work peer edit a paper he flipped the fuck out because my classmate laughed at a silly type I had made in my paper. This was around 11:30 pm. He apparently wanted to get a full night sleep or something and that one laugh triggered him. He called the RA on me and pretended to be asleep when the RA came by. I got a warning and a write up because the trash had piled up in our living room. I was sick of being the one to take it out all the time and told him it stayed there until he moved it. RA mentioned "someone" complained about a smell from the dorm. That was the final straw for me.

It took a while for him to leave his 3ds behind while in class but I wonder traded all his prized shiny pokemon away including his precious Shiny Zard and Garde. He was devastated to lose his EPIC EDGE DRAGON and PURE WAIFU.

So, Kevin. Since you frequent this board, fuck you.

Pic related. It was basically his in game team.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 00:59:29 No.32456907 Report

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This board and lycanroc-day pushed me from being a furry in denial to just being a furfag. I'm enjoying it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 01:05:18 No.32456954 Report

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I jacked off to pokemon in diapers again
>>32456009
very nice taste

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 01:13:48 No.32457012 Report

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>>32456807
Maybe just don't be so God damn close minded.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 01:16:06 No.32457028 Report

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>>32456829
Good job anon I commend you

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 01:16:53 No.32457034 Report

Quoted By: >>32457067 >>32457268 >>32462808

>>32455968
I would like to report a sin on pokemon.

I have never gotten a shiny in all the time I have played pokemon, I start playing gen 2 for nostalgia reasons and I get to the dratini cave at the end, trying to get myself one and I get a fucking shiny magikarp.

Now you maybe thinking
>That's not that bad

But you already get a shiny gyrados from Lake Rage, so I got the UNLUCKIEST shiny you could ever get and it was the first one I got.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 01:17:02 No.32457035 Report

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>>32456907
My taste in pokemon is apparently generic/shit
>>32456907
>This board lycanroc-day pushed me from being a furry in denial to just being a furfag
>lycanroc-day

Uhh....a literal dog made you...nevermind

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 01:18:18 No.32457042 Report

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I hated RSE.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 01:19:45 No.32457052 Report

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I keep going to this shitty board and I can't stop
Send help

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 01:20:50 No.32457060 Report

Quoted By: >>32457119

I regularly fantasize about being a Pokemon and fap to TF fics

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 01:21:46 No.32457067 Report

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>>32457034
Eh, it's still kinda neat to have though as a novelty.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 01:29:24 No.32457118 Report

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>>32457035
That's a cute dog though

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 01:29:25 No.32457119 Report

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>>32457060
Kinda same here

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 01:32:42 No.32457141 Report

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>>32457118
But not for...you know unless liberties are taken.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 01:51:00 No.32457268 Report

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>>32457034
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

I DIDNT MEAN TO RUN

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 02:14:22 No.32457365 Report

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I used a master ball on an Aipom in Crystal when I was younger

Then on a different Crystal playthrough, I immediately turned my game off when I encountered a shiny Tentacool because I thought my game was broken or glitched

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 02:23:47 No.32457397 Report

Quoted By: >>32457443 >>32457516

I have deleted save files in both OR and Sun that hide shinies on them without thinking twice on both occasions.

rip Linoone and Absol.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 02:33:16 No.32457443 Report

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>>32457397
Ey, me too. Sometimes I feel bad cause I've gotten a shiny in every generation (other than 1) at some point and I've eventually deleted the file. Pokemon for me is more about the journey. It's cool to have a shiny bro on your journey but you've got to leave them some day, ya know?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 02:44:16 No.32457510 Report

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>>32456829
Good. You can't be an asswhole AND a piece of shit slob. That shits fucking irritating.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 02:45:18 No.32457516 Report

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>>32457397
Why didn't you transfer them?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 11:34:48 No.32459503 Report

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Bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 11:40:07 No.32459513 Report

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>>32455968
I have unironically never played vanilla gen 5.
I only played the BlazeBlack 1&2 hacks of Black 1&2.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 11:52:58 No.32459548 Report

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>>32455968
I fapped to a Pokeboy. I have regretted it ever since, but I have done something that can never be undone.
I hate myself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 16:41:16 No.32460731 Report

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>>32459513
>I have unironically never played the best gen
I feel sorry for you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 18:31:16 No.32461382 Report

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I didn't start playing until I was 32, and only then because of Go.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 18:32:43 No.32461394 Report

Quoted By: >>32461413

>>32455968
I hate Pokémon without nicknames and refuse to use them, even if a perfect Pokémon that has already been ev'd and everything comes my way in wondertrade. Even the rare shiny is given away. Nameless vagrants aren't worth my love.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 18:35:45 No.32461413 Report

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>>32461394
Funny, I feel the opposite. I hate Pokemon WITH nicknames and never nickname them myself. I see an unalterable nickname as something of a blemish. I prefer blank slates instead.

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Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 18:39:19 No.32461434 Report

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>>32455968
I started with Crystal then went back and played Blue. Blue Cartridge broke at the E4 so I never technically beat it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 19:09:31 No.32461623 Report

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>>32456093
I did the same thing. I sold my Pearl version when I was 14 and lost all my bros from gens 3-4 that I had on there. I was belatedly going through a second "Pokémon is for little kids" phase and had to get rid of everything Pokémon related. Wasn't even the first time really. I went through a similar phase shortly after beating Crystal in 2001. Didn't hop on the gen 3 bandwagon until well after FRLG were already out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 19:12:05 No.32461642 Report

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>>32456807
I seriously hate people like you. When I was 10 years old I had a fucking teacher make fun of me and a friend because we were playing Yu-Gi-Oh on the schoolyard. Made me so self-conscious I had to quit for a while, but I always hated that teacher afterwards. Just try to stop giving a shit about things that don't affect you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 19:20:10 No.32461687 Report

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>>32456829
How is that a sin? That's fucking awesome that you did that

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 19:22:15 No.32461701 Report

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>>32455968
I'm regularly on the lookout for Dhelmise porn

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 22:02:54 No.32462543 Report

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A couple of times on my crystal runs i had to clone rare candy for the elite 4 because i couldnt grind the levels.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 22:11:33 No.32462603 Report

Quoted By: >>32462706

>>32455968
I didn't know how stats work until Gen 5. Not even the difference between normal and special stats.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 22:31:08 No.32462706 Report

Quoted By: >>32462755

>>32462603
How long did you play the games for before you figured it out?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 22:33:43 No.32462715 Report

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>>32455990
Hi Austin
Aren't you supposed to be at your brothers birthday dinner?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 22:36:28 No.32462729 Report

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>>32456829
The hero we need but do not deserve

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 22:40:26 No.32462743 Report

Quoted By: >>32464504

ALL will be forgiven, eh?

Including rebelling against official doctrine itself? Including discrediting the entire franchise for having contradictory messages AT IT'S CORE? Including refusing one of the main pillars of pokemon?

You are not prepared. Can you forgive such a thing? Can you forgive that which you are totally against? If so, then Jesus smiles on you. I cannot, nor do I believe I should. I do not have to adhere to anything you or anyone has to say. However, at least I will let you be. Others are not that forgiving.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 22:42:33 No.32462755 Report

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>>32462706
Well I started with gen 1, so that long. Yeah.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 22:54:30 No.32462808 Report

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>>32457034
The only shiny Pokemon I ever naturally found outside of Gyarados was a shiny Kricketune in Pearl.

I fainted it. :)

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 23:55:55 No.32463116 Report

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I uh, trade my friend my Jolteon for his level 100 Fearow. He gave it to me so I could beat the game (because I sucked dick at Pokemon).
After I beat the League I erased my save data, including his Fearow.
Makes me wonder if he released my Jolteon or not.

He probably did.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 05 May 2017 00:04:35 No.32463162 Report

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When I was completing my Pokédex I put up a regular ditto on GTS saying it was 6IV but it wasn't.

Allison !o/ThPQqmAI

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Allison !o/ThPQqmAI Fri 05 May 2017 00:32:28 No.32463321 Report

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My boyfriend and I lewd role-play every now and then a few nights ago I was an absol for him. I've had him be a few choice pokemon as well. We coinflipped on who gets the next choice and he won.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 May 2017 04:04:01 No.32464504 Report

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>>32462743
Try me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 May 2017 05:12:04 No.32464812 Report

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>>32456093
Are you me?

Their names were so embarrassing I couldn't bear to use them now, but I still remember my bros.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 May 2017 05:17:23 No.32464844 Report

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I have 1000+ pics of my favorite pokemon line. All of it safe for work

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 05 May 2017 05:29:22 No.32464904 Report

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>>32455968
Somebody traded me a 6IV shiny Ditto with Destiny Knot.
I released it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 05 May 2017 05:33:05 No.32464922 Report

Quoted By: >>32464935

I post pics like this on /vp/ to warn of the dangers of the safari zone even though that shiny was RNG'd

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 May 2017 05:35:18 No.32464935 Report

Quoted By: >>32464945

>>32464922
I've never had this happen to me, as I've never found a shiny in the Safari Zone. But this is honestly my biggest fear as a player. I would have an aneurysm and kill myself if that shit happened to me. Heracross is my favorite Johto mon and Emerald is my favorite game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 May 2017 05:37:49 No.32464945 Report

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>>32464935
Unless I was using RNG abuse, which in and of itself is a pokemon related sin, I'd never enter the safari zone

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