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>be me
>8th grade
>pokemon is the shit
>fuck face fat ass bully always making fun of me and my friends for playing it
>have prized level 85 Pikachu that I treat like my own child\
>want to get him to level 100 but getting tired of grinding
>use that Gameboy cord thing to transfer it to my best friend and pay him 10 bucks to finish leveling it up for me
>a week later
>we are trading it back to me
>SoHyped.jpg
>its loading
>see fat ass bully coming towards us with scissors
>OhShitWhatHeGonnaDo.jpg
>He cuts our cord
>my Pikachu is gone
>all the hours
>the bonding
>gone
>Get pissed
>stand up and yank the scissors out of bullies hand
>stab him in the shoulder with it
>mfw I got suspended for three weeks
>mfw the bully never bothered me again
>mfw the whole school fears me and respects my pokemon cuz they think I might shoot up the school
>mfw Pikachu has been avenged

Don't mess with my Pikachu, bitch