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Anonymous Sat 06 May 2017 01:14:23 No.32469980 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>32470001 >>32470557 >>32472131 >>32472140 >>32472310 >>32472536

Reminder: The pokedex is bullshit. Magcargo doesn't vaporize water, mew can't learn every move. This senile fuck is lying to you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 May 2017 01:16:24 No.32469999 Report

Quoted By: >>32470004

The Pokedex is the edgiest thing I've ever seen

I subscribe to the teen kids that catch the poke write it theory

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 May 2017 01:16:37 No.32470001 Report

Quoted By: >>32470010 >>32470288

>>32469980
Without Dex everyone would be forcing their retarded headcanons

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 06 May 2017 01:17:16 No.32470004 Report

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>>32469999

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 May 2017 01:18:14 No.32470010 Report

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>>32470001
The dex is a collection of retarded headcanons, anon. Wake up, sheeple

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 May 2017 02:00:17 No.32470288 Report

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>>32470001
>Without Dex everyone would be forcing their retarded headcanons
Thats probably whats happen in pokemon world.
Give a empty dex to 10 yearsold boys and they write retarded data on dex device.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 May 2017 02:01:10 No.32470297 Report

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if the dex already contains the info on all pokémon why the fuck do we need to fill it
unless WE are the ones filling it

we are the bullshiters

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 May 2017 02:02:05 No.32470306 Report

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I think the entire game is lying to you, but I'm the only one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 May 2017 02:41:40 No.32470557 Report

Quoted By: >>32471115

>>32469980
segregation of story and gameplay my dude

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 May 2017 02:50:23 No.32470635 Report

Quoted By: >>32471115

Considering what they said about the Dex in SunMoon, I really think that the device operates and writes all that information by itself, without the intervention of anyone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 May 2017 04:16:15 No.32471115 Report

Quoted By: >>32471372

>>32470635
I have a theory. SM dex is darker because there's a ghost pokemon in it. Maybe Rotom can manipulete those infos.
>>32470557
Still bullshit for a lot of things. According to dex every pokemon is awfully strong.
Magikarp can jump a mountain?
Magcargo is heater than the sun?
What a pile of horsecrap.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 06 May 2017 04:50:54 No.32471252 Report

Quoted By: >>32471339

I just figured it was the trainers writing the dex entries

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 May 2017 05:05:06 No.32471339 Report

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>>32471252
This.
The dex entries are empty the moment you receive the dex.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 May 2017 05:08:39 No.32471372 Report

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>>32471115
Who cares? It's a video game that takes place in a fantasy wonderland with animals that can breathe fire and shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 May 2017 08:40:34 No.32472131 Report

Quoted By: >>32472304 >>32472307

>>32469980
>Magcargo
This only holds water when you assume the Pokemon world is like ours, which it isn't.
>Mew
I swear, one day you fucks will learn that game mechanics don't equate to lore. Mew learns every move, but due to game mechanics, you don't have the means to teach them to it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 May 2017 08:43:34 No.32472140 Report

Quoted By: >>32472157 >>32472163

>>32469980
SM dex is not bullshit. The rest is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 May 2017 08:49:16 No.32472157 Report

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>>32472140
This is what communism would say

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 May 2017 08:50:31 No.32472163 Report

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>>32472140
This.
The SM dex is not a dex. It's a person. Calling it bullshit is just wrong.
Roto

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 May 2017 09:43:59 No.32472304 Report

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>>32472131
But it can't learn Crabhammer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 May 2017 09:47:19 No.32472307 Report

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>>32472131
Anons, what about Draco Meteor? You have the means to teach it, but Mew can't learn it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 May 2017 09:48:59 No.32472310 Report

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>>32469980
>be Oak
>Send kids out with the dex
>they report back
>This pokémon is like 5000 degrees!
>If you look at it's back, it steals your soul!
>wtf that's insane!
>publish it
>whole world believes you
>the words of ten year olds are now gospel

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 May 2017 11:09:32 No.32472536 Report

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>>32469980
Reminder: Oak can't even remember his grandson's name and his bladder gave out when hearing Blue beat the E4.

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