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This is your wife now

Anonymous Sat 06 May 2017 07:31:48 No.32471904 View View Reply Original Report

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how long until you divorce?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 06 May 2017 07:33:40 No.32471909 Report

Quoted By: >>32471912

Never, unless She wills it. I belong to Her now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 May 2017 07:35:01 No.32471912 Report

Quoted By: >>32471946

>>32471909
>wills
what

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 May 2017 07:35:08 No.32471913 Report

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>>32471904
8 seconds.

I'm not stepfathering a basketcase and an angry little homo.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 06 May 2017 07:37:26 No.32471915 Report

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>>32471904
False, this is my wife. Never divorcing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 May 2017 07:43:26 No.32471940 Report

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Pretty soon, probably. I never signed up to father two dysfunctional brats or deal with a grown ass woman who's addicted to extra-dimensional jellyfish.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 May 2017 07:44:11 No.32471946 Report

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>>32471912
>english
what

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 06 May 2017 07:45:01 No.32471950 Report

Quoted By: >>32471976 >>32472014 >>32472951 >>32472952

Pretty soon. Not my type of crazy.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 06 May 2017 07:47:39 No.32471966 Report

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>>32471904
Hopefully never. I hope she finds Mohn, accepts that he's not the man he used to be and accepts my love and worship of her and only her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 May 2017 07:48:37 No.32471973 Report

Quoted By: >>32471999 >>32472021 >>32473114

>>32471904
Until she finds I'm banging her daughter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 May 2017 07:48:55 No.32471976 Report

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>>32471950
Will you fug together?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 May 2017 07:49:53 No.32471982 Report

Quoted By: >>32471986 >>32471988

>People actually find this old hag with cockroach hair attractive

I will never understand boys

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 May 2017 07:50:36 No.32471985 Report

Quoted By: >>32471991

>>32471976
With Lusamine? Nah.

Gotta be some wild fugging going on

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 May 2017 07:51:10 No.32471986 Report

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>>32471982
its better than fat chicks that live in my local area and are the only ones that appear on dating websites, adult websites, and craigs list

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 May 2017 07:51:20 No.32471988 Report

Quoted By: >>32472354

>>32471982
fuck off roastie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 May 2017 07:52:16 No.32471991 Report

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>>32471985
With Zinnia and fug

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 06 May 2017 07:54:27 No.32471999 Report

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>>32471973
How would you explain this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 May 2017 07:59:13 No.32472014 Report

Quoted By: >>32472025

>>32471904
1 hour.
>>32471950
>Zinna
Shit taste.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 May 2017 08:03:52 No.32472021 Report

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>>32471973
you mean YOUR daughter :^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 May 2017 08:04:37 No.32472025 Report

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>>32472014
Better then Lusamine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 May 2017 08:05:40 No.32472029 Report

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>>32471999
Ask her why she's blaming me,someone who is a virgin and not interested in her in the slightest.

And then ask how you got trips

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 May 2017 10:04:07 No.32472354 Report

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>>32471988
Virgin

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 May 2017 10:07:31 No.32472364 Report

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>>32471904
>no pink hair
DROPPED

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 May 2017 12:44:22 No.32472827 Report

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>>32471904
Divorce immediately, I'm not a cuck so I don't want to be in a relationship with someone that has kids. She is also too old.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 May 2017 12:48:52 No.32472845 Report

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>>32471904
We wouldn't. Lusamine, her kids and I would be one big happy family.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 May 2017 12:49:14 No.32472850 Report

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>>32471904
If it leads to me having to roleplay as a floating jellyfish from another dimension, then it's time to take out those divorce papers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 May 2017 12:56:33 No.32472873 Report

Quoted By: >>32472905

>>32471904
enough to get half of her money

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 May 2017 13:05:20 No.32472905 Report

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>>32472873
It doesn't work that way in a gynocentric society, the women is always the victim.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 May 2017 13:11:36 No.32472921 Report

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>>32471904
>implying I wouldn't murder her immediately

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 06 May 2017 13:16:13 No.32472932 Report

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>>32471904
I'd rather fucking cut my dick off than stay with this bitch for any longer than ten minutes. I dunno how people like her, she's an awful fucking person and their cries of 'MOMMY!' make me hope that whoever gets to stay with her gets to learn how psychotic people work.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 May 2017 13:19:11 No.32472939 Report

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>>32471904
brb pokepelago

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 May 2017 13:22:09 No.32472947 Report

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>>32471904
Never.

Because I'll kill her first.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 May 2017 13:23:27 No.32472951 Report

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>>32471950
I'm okay with zin as a wife too.

Hot Head !EoHKn9WDC.

Hot Head !EoHKn9WDC. Sat 06 May 2017 13:24:00 No.32472952 Report

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>>32471950
M-M-M-MUH DICK

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 May 2017 14:09:34 No.32473114 Report

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>>32471973
Alright Humbert, calm down

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Anonymous Sat 06 May 2017 14:11:52 No.32473119 Report

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>>32471915
this

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 06 May 2017 14:46:22 No.32473276 Report

Quoted By: >>32474207 >>32474887

>>32471904
Until she finds out about the things I'm doing to her son and Sun-in-law.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 May 2017 16:39:33 No.32473995 Report

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4 secs

TopKec !UNSTjHdDlA

TopKec !UNSTjHdDlA Sat 06 May 2017 16:44:19 No.32474030 Report

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Immediately, I'm already planning to marry my current gf and I think blonde hair is unattractive

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 May 2017 16:44:51 No.32474033 Report

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>>32471904
how long til i get those sweet sweet pokebeans?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 May 2017 17:07:33 No.32474159 Report

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immediately because lusamine is literal dog shit

stop

stop Sat 06 May 2017 17:15:12 No.32474207 Report

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>>32473276
Why the fuck are they eating Bulbasaur.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 May 2017 17:16:33 No.32474212 Report

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>>32474207
They're just eating the Bulba, leaving the poor thing Sore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 May 2017 17:26:05 No.32474284 Report

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>>32471904
Implying I can get married if I don't show up to the wedding ceremony

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 May 2017 18:06:42 No.32474541 Report

Quoted By: >>32474604

>>32472932
>she's an awful fucking person
>waa waa this character is evil, how can people like it :(?
Kill yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 May 2017 18:17:33 No.32474604 Report

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>>32474541
By awful he meant that she is shit not anything to do with her being evil.
If you see people eating shit would you ignore them or advise them not to, knowing you, you would encourage it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 May 2017 19:03:35 No.32474887 Report

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>>32473276
Leave her family out of this. This is between you and Lusamine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 May 2017 19:36:16 No.32475141 Report

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If that were my wife, she'd be in a permanent state of fucked silly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 May 2017 20:07:54 No.32475347 Report

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>>32471904
About a second, not dealing with that insanity.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 May 2017 20:11:59 No.32475372 Report

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>divorce
I'm working on an annulment already

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