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Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 01:12:09 No.32484197 View View Reply Original Report

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Which pokemon would make the best wife?

My vote is for Glaceon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 01:13:16 No.32484204 Report

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>>32484197
you are the best wife
i love you with all my heart

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 01:13:21 No.32484205 Report

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most of them wouldn't make good pets, let alone wives

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 01:16:45 No.32484214 Report

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Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 01:16:51 No.32484218 Report

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>>32484197
I just wanna be a leafeon and impregnate anything in my egg group that enters my forest.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 08:16:55 No.32486179 Report

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>>32484197

Primarina

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 08:20:24 No.32486186 Report

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if you pick anything outside the human shaped egg group you're a deviant freak,

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 08:24:50 No.32486200 Report

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I'd Meteor Mash

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 08:26:09 No.32486203 Report

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>>32486186
Get off your high horse, you're still a degenerate

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 08:32:07 No.32486220 Report

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>>32484197
WHY FOR HERACROSS NUMBER ONE POKEMON WIFE
1. HAVE DOUBLE MAXIMUM STAB ATTACK FOR MAKE EXCELLENT DAMAGE
2. RESIST RAZOR LEAF
3. COMBAT BEETLE
4. WILL NOT DISRUPT YOUR POTS AND PANS
5. CONVENIENT HANDLE FOR AIRPLANE DEPLOYMENT
6. COBALT BLUE FINISH
7. NO BATTERIES REQUIRES

THANKS FOR TIME

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Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 08:33:08 No.32486226 Report

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Made for fug

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Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 08:39:47 No.32486247 Report

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>>32484197
We all know the answer to that, whether you want to admit it or not doesn't matter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 14:00:43 No.32486979 Report

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>>32486247
Gardevoir the best

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 14:09:32 No.32487008 Report

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>>32486247
So true. She has Pokedex entries devoted to how good of a wife she would be.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 14:11:00 No.32487014 Report

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unfortunately glaceon and everything else for that matter is disqualified from being wife material as they are all 100% male

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 14:13:52 No.32487025 Report

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>>32486247
>Psychic
Automatically disqualified, psychics are not something you want to marry, empathy or no, one bad day and WHUPS NOW YOU'RE IN A COMA

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 14:16:30 No.32487034 Report

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>>32487014
Objectively incorrect.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 14:30:48 No.32487097 Report

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>>32487014
Human aren't 100% female either.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 16:20:26 No.32487584 Report

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>>32487097
Proof? Or are you just talking out your ass again

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Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 16:23:01 No.32487593 Report

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>>32486186
Lol, any pokemon at all makes you a deviant freak you fucking retard. Stop deluding yourself
>>32484197
Also Scizor

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Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 16:24:20 No.32487602 Report

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>>32484197
Jirachi

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 16:29:24 No.32487620 Report

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>>32487593
>any pokemon at all
DITTO

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 16:52:57 No.32487732 Report

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latias

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Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 18:05:13 No.32488133 Report

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>>32486247
This. Gardes can tend to your needs both emotionally and physical. Better than an ice dog can.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 18:06:24 No.32488146 Report

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>>32486247
A normie choice, but really, the best choice for a wife.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 18:06:40 No.32488148 Report

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>>32484197
>>32484214
>>32484218
>>32486226
>>32486247
>>32487034
>>32487732
Normie
>>32486200
>>32486220
>>32487593
Patrician

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Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 18:07:41 No.32488157 Report

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Pokemon are for hugs only.

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Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 18:34:42 No.32488327 Report

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Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 18:39:42 No.32488362 Report

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>>32488157
>says pokemon are for hug only
>posts art by diives

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Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 18:56:43 No.32488437 Report

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>Love?
Nothing beats the hug of a green noodle
>Transportation?
DragonMaid.exe BacHurts.mp4
>Money?
Asteroid mining
>Loyalty?
Only fugs for daddy
>Protect?
Context

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Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 19:12:48 No.32488510 Report

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>Can sing to you
>*changes form*
That's all you need Maybe some Vanilla icing Whould be nice too

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Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 23:13:50 No.32490060 Report

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Cake pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 03:26:42 No.32491852 Report

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>>32484197
pheromosa
speed stat would be handy around the house
(but no seriously 10/10 i would snuggle fuffgle)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 03:29:47 No.32491870 Report

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>>32486220
wow cant argue with this

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 05:14:45 No.32492415 Report

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Any other answer is objectively incorrect.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 06:02:13 No.32492589 Report

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Rayquaza > Metagross > Muk > Typhlosion > Engineer from TF2 > everything else > dogshit > greninja (not capitalized as to not show respect)

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 08:03:14 No.32492981 Report

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>>32492415
THICC

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 08:16:06 No.32493040 Report

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>>32486247
Objectively correct.
Even though /vp/ will never admit it, as Gardevoirfags are somehow the worst, or because Gardevoir is popular choice, it's bad a choice. But really, anyone with a brain can tell that Gardevoir is the perfect wife Pokemon.

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 08:24:31 No.32493069 Report

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>>32484197

Pic related is the obvious choice.

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 08:35:28 No.32493089 Report

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>>32484197
Your wife is a dog!

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 08:41:24 No.32493110 Report

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 08:44:36 No.32493115 Report

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>>32493069
ah, a fellow man of taste

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