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Anonymous Wed 10 May 2017 12:16:21 No.32500449 View View Reply Original Report

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I wonder what was Arcues thinking when creating this whore?

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Anonymous Wed 10 May 2017 12:20:24 No.32500469 Report

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>>32500449
Arcues needs to remove them. Through purging.

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Anonymous Wed 10 May 2017 12:27:37 No.32500494 Report

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>>32500449
I think Arceus had no personal control over it. The blame lies in what created the need for sexual reproduction in the first place. Which I don't know the theories for that in real life either, so dag if I could reason it out for this. I do know that the one directly responsible is Xerneas, as it's coexistence with Yveltal makes it impossible for any lesser beings to have an eternal existence. Thus, mortal life and the necessity to procreate.

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Anonymous Wed 10 May 2017 12:34:33 No.32500516 Report

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>>32500449
Arceus didn't create her, she just evolved from an ancient Mew like most non-legendary pokémon.

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Anonymous Wed 10 May 2017 13:24:42 No.32500646 Report

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>>32500449
"lizard... uh... nut... thighs..."

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Anonymous Wed 10 May 2017 13:26:10 No.32500654 Report

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>>32500469

Edgy.

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Anonymous Wed 10 May 2017 13:27:48 No.32500661 Report

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I wish male Salandit and Combee could evolve. Did anybody find any fanmade Salandit evos they liked?

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Anonymous Wed 10 May 2017 13:37:16 No.32500682 Report

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>>32500661
Well, both of these are based on something that exists in real life, except that bees are mostly infertile females except for the queen and the drone is technically another caste as well. Female reptiles do often end up being the larger and nastier of the two, but not to this extent, and the reverse harem does not exist as far as I know either. I could be mistaken.

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Anonymous Wed 10 May 2017 13:37:32 No.32500683 Report

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>>32500654
It's the only way to remove all the lizards.

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Anonymous Wed 10 May 2017 13:39:35 No.32500692 Report

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>>32500449
Hahaha... I don't really know.

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Anonymous Wed 10 May 2017 13:41:34 No.32500694 Report

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>>32500682
Bulbapedia says that Salandit and Salazzle are based off of a species of whiptail that is completely female due to beijg a hybrid.

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Anonymous Wed 10 May 2017 13:49:55 No.32500717 Report

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>>32500449
The dragons needed something nice to fug. The best thing in their egg group, the most fuggable one, was Altaria. Think about that for a second. The poor guys. To let His dragon sons have some fun, He made Salazzle and put it in their egg group.

Praise the Judge, Lord Arceus. He cares for all.

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Anonymous Wed 10 May 2017 14:11:00 No.32500799 Report

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>>32500449
Hey God can get drunk too

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Anonymous Wed 10 May 2017 14:38:45 No.32500947 Report

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>>32500449
Nothing, because it was a conscious decision by 500 fucking Japanese men. Seriously, I never thought I'd read the words 'reverse harem' in Pokemon in my goddamn life.

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Anonymous Wed 10 May 2017 15:35:34 No.32501299 Report

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>>32500717
Dragons and reptiles too, maybe not snakes

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Anonymous Wed 10 May 2017 19:32:50 No.32502555 Report

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>>32500717
Salazzle with Zard and Sceptile in its reverse harem when?

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Anonymous Wed 10 May 2017 19:37:16 No.32502587 Report

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>>32500694
I remember hearing somewhere that they had the nickname "lesbian lizards" or something like that. Maybe I'm just stupid.

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