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Anonymous Tue 16 May 2017 13:43:58 No.32544265 View View Reply Original Report

This fucking star-child just appeared in front of you, wherever you are now. He's giving you one wish, what do you do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2017 13:45:20 No.32544270 Report

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>>32544265
>he
I wish to fuck a female Jirachi

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2017 13:46:53 No.32544277 Report

Quoted By: >>32544289

>>32544265
I wish Jirachi couldn't grant wishes

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2017 13:50:23 No.32544289 Report

Quoted By: >>32544336

>>32544277
Why would you do this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2017 14:00:20 No.32544336 Report

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>>32544289
to set it free and have it be you're waifu for laifu

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2017 14:00:28 No.32544337 Report

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I wish for 200 million dollars

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2017 14:01:43 No.32544341 Report

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PUT ME IN THE PMD WORLD JIRACHI

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2017 14:03:20 No.32544345 Report

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>>32544265
i wish for sexy time with a jirachi(female)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2017 14:04:45 No.32544353 Report

Quoted By: >>32544384

All of George Soros' money in cash.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2017 14:05:19 No.32544355 Report

Quoted By: >>32544494

>>32544265
I wish for a Sexy well-endowed Nidoqueen lover.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2017 14:05:50 No.32544356 Report

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If I had one wish we would be best friends, love would never end, it would just begin.
(Starting here right now)
If I had one wish, you would be my boo, promise to love you (promise love) trust me I trust you. (I'll trust you)
If I had one wish, we would run away (yes we would), making love all day,
(feel so good) have us a baby.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2017 14:11:31 No.32544384 Report

Quoted By: >>32544392

>>32544337
>>32544353
>Wishing for money
Why would you do this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2017 14:15:26 No.32544392 Report

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>>32544384
So I could stop working for a living

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2017 14:15:42 No.32544395 Report

Quoted By: >>32544398

>>32544265
Which wish rules apply?
I actually really like the way they did it in the movie, with Jirachi just using its psychic teleportation abilities to steal stuff people wish for.

And in case movie rules apply, I wish for some rock samples from distant planets.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2017 14:17:01 No.32544398 Report

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>>32544395
It does whatever the wish is in the easiest way possible, so in the case of getting objects that already exist, it's easier to Teleport them than to Create them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2017 14:19:41 No.32544404 Report

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>>32544265
I wish for another wish

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2017 14:20:30 No.32544408 Report

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$500 million of donald drumphs money

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2017 14:29:58 No.32544439 Report

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I wish for a special machine that can produce an infinite supply of any Pokemon I want, already in a pokeball of whatever type I want for balltism purposes.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 May 2017 14:32:21 No.32544455 Report

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>>32544265
She knows what I want

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2017 14:34:12 No.32544465 Report

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Wish for him to go see Archie and Shelly and cheer them up.

This will distract them by giving them what they really want while I make a beeline to awaken Kyogre for myself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2017 14:36:27 No.32544473 Report

Quoted By: >>32544523

>>32544265
Wish it's a female so I can fuck it and piss OP off

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2017 14:40:17 No.32544494 Report

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>>32544355
>guy with a Nidoqueen Fetish and a giant dick appears in front of you
You're dealing with one of those genies, anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2017 14:42:01 No.32544502 Report

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>>32544270
This

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2017 14:46:23 No.32544523 Report

Quoted By: >>32544539

>>32544473
>Implying OP cares you're wasting your wish on a one time fuck
I wish for a female Jirachi to fall in love with me
Boom, three extra wishes and a waifu.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2017 14:51:10 No.32544539 Report

Quoted By: >>32544543

>>32544523
That's probably the best way to go about it.
>tfw no qt wish granting waifu to drain my balls every night

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2017 14:53:24 No.32544543 Report

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>>32544539
And she's like, two feet tall, so those holes are extra tight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2017 14:54:36 No.32544552 Report

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>>32544265
I wish that all Pokemon are exclusively male from now on.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 May 2017 14:56:01 No.32544560 Report

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>>32544552
you absolute fucking madman

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2017 14:58:48 No.32544570 Report

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Turn me into a gardevoir

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 May 2017 14:59:17 No.32544572 Report

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>>32544552

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2017 15:00:25 No.32544577 Report

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>>32544552
Nice job slowly killing off all pokemon because they can't reproduce, you literal faggot. Even the dittos would only be male somehow.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2017 15:04:04 No.32544591 Report

Quoted By: >>32544827

>>32544552
>Pokemon can no longer reproduce

This is why homosexuality is cancer and needs to be purged.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 May 2017 15:10:02 No.32544607 Report

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>>32544552

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2017 15:21:04 No.32544671 Report

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>>32544552
re

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2017 15:39:43 No.32544797 Report

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>>32544552
I wish all Pokemon were female, and could be impregnated by humans.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 May 2017 15:44:10 No.32544827 Report

Quoted By: >>32544859 >>32545435 >>32545450 >>32545733

>>32544591
>Our world is literally going to end because of overpopulation

In 100% honesty, we need less offspring, especially from retards.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2017 15:49:20 No.32544859 Report

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>>32544827
This is a fair point, but if there's a fucking Jirachi here granting wishes, and someone makes Pokemon real, then we can probably escape this planet and populate others.
Reminder that Pokemon can literally be frozen solid and then then thaw just fine, no real harm done.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2017 16:08:45 No.32544950 Report

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I wish Arceus was my waifu

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2017 16:51:23 No.32545156 Report

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>>32544265
I wish my Typhlosion in Gold had a better Special IV.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2017 17:38:39 No.32545435 Report

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>>32544827
This.
Jirachi, I wish Pokemon were real and I had Mega Raquaza in a pokeball, so I can wipe out retards as needed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2017 17:40:09 No.32545450 Report

Quoted By: >>32545671

>>32544827
There's no overpopulation from Pokemon though, that person is just being a faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2017 18:27:39 No.32545671 Report

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>>32545450
YET.
Knowing how eggs work? Pokemon could literally cover the planet in months, if not faster.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2017 18:28:21 No.32545673 Report

Quoted By: >>32545697

>>32544265
i wish to be reborn in the pokemon world

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2017 18:35:19 No.32545697 Report

Quoted By: >>32547889

>>32545673
>Reborn
>Not going for a direct import
>Not bringing the Pokemon to you

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2017 18:36:54 No.32545701 Report

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>>32544265

May becomes my sex slave

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2017 18:40:28 No.32545721 Report

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>>32544265
I wish Jirachi to be a vorefag, who after many years caves to the fetish. The predator Pokemon will agree only if Jirachi was completely paralysed, once swallowed, Jirachi realises they hate the role as prey but prefer pred.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2017 18:40:34 No.32545722 Report

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>>32544265
I wish to die peacefully in my sleep tonight without voiding my bladder and bowels.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2017 18:42:50 No.32545733 Report

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>>32544827
Hey buddy. How do you clean the poop out of your foreskin? :^)

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 May 2017 18:43:53 No.32545739 Report

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I wish that I could go back in time knowing what I do now

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 May 2017 18:48:53 No.32545761 Report

Quoted By: >>32545770

>>32544265
I wish I could have a Stand
That way I could at least have someone to talk to

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2017 18:52:01 No.32545770 Report

Quoted By: >>32547799

>>32545761
just get a tulpa if you're that desperate

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 May 2017 18:55:07 No.32545782 Report

Quoted By: >>32545807

>>32544265
Can it wish away the emptiness I feel inside?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2017 19:00:25 No.32545807 Report

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>>32545782
Maybe?
I know I'm gonna try
Jirachi, I wish Pokemon were real, and I had a full team, ready to be trained and to bond with.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2017 19:01:33 No.32545813 Report

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>>32544265
I would wish for 9 A* in my gcses

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2017 19:01:49 No.32545814 Report

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>>32544265
Wish to live in the Pokémon world
Hope I'm in the middle of the woods so I can get put in missing 411

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2017 19:10:29 No.32545848 Report

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>>32544270
This but fat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2017 19:15:17 No.32545875 Report

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I wish for more wishes, if I can't I wish for more Jirachis to get more wishes

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2017 19:19:13 No.32545887 Report

Quoted By: >>32545892

>>32544265
I wash all male character and Pokemon die.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2017 19:20:14 No.32545892 Report

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>>32545887
>Congrats, now they're all ghosts hunting your ass down

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2017 19:26:19 No.32545929 Report

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>>32544265
To put him in a diaper and be his caretaker forever

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 May 2017 20:09:38 No.32546115 Report

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>>32544265
Tell it that I wish for it to stay by my side.
>Jirachi acquired
>the rest of /vp/ can't even get their preferred waifu- or petmons

captcha: durant [street]
cool

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 May 2017 00:59:11 No.32547799 Report

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>>32545770
don't do this
this is bad advice

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 May 2017 01:16:04 No.32547889 Report

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>>32545697
my life sucks and is half over, i'd rather have a childhood filled with real pokemon.

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