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Klaymen Thu 18 May 2017 23:58:39 No.32559652 View View Reply Original Report

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>Quagsire hunts fo' chicken by leavin its grill wide open up in wata n' waitin fo' its prey ta blunder up in unaware. Because tha Pokémon do not move, it do not git straight-up hungry.
--Alpha Sapphire

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Anonymous Fri 19 May 2017 00:34:23 No.32559802 Report

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Sneasel scalez trees by punchin its hooked claws into tha bark. This Pokémon seeks up unguarded nests n' steals eggs fo' chicken while tha parents is away.

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Anonymous Fri 19 May 2017 00:40:14 No.32559832 Report

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Wigglytuffz body is straight-up flexible. By inhalin deeply, dis Pokémon can inflate itself seemingly without end yo, but it ain't no stoppin cause I be still poppin'. Once inflated, Wigglytuff bounces along lightly like a funky-ass balloon.

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Anonymous Fri 19 May 2017 00:42:14 No.32559837 Report

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Dialga
This Pokemon straight-up controls tha flow of time. Well shiiiit, it uses its juice ta travel at will all up in tha past n' future.

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Anonymous Fri 19 May 2017 00:44:13 No.32559847 Report

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Sylveon
It wraps its ribbonlike feelaz round tha arm of its beloved Trainer n' strutts wit him or her muthafuckin ass.

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Anonymous Fri 19 May 2017 00:48:25 No.32559870 Report

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Although Gastly is barely visible, when itz near, a gangbangin' faint dope smell lingers.

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Anonymous Fri 19 May 2017 00:52:35 No.32559891 Report

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Agumon be a Reptile Pokemon. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Well shiiiit, it has grown up n' become able ta strutt on two legs, n' has a appearizzle like a tiny dinosaur. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Because it is still on tha way ta adulthood, its juice is low yo, but as its personalitizzle is like ferocious, it don't KNOW fear. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Well shiiiit, it has grown hard, sharp claws on both its handz n' feet, n' demonstrates its juice up in battle. Well shiiiit, it be also a funky-ass bein dat fore drops some lyrics ta evolution ta a pimped out n' bangin Pokemon.[9]

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Anonymous Fri 19 May 2017 00:56:12 No.32559911 Report

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Should you feel yo ass beat down by a sudden chill, it is evidence of a approachin Gengar. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. There is no escapin dat shit. Give up.

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Anonymous Fri 19 May 2017 00:59:50 No.32559936 Report

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A theory exists dat dis Pokémon was a lil' pimp whoz ass couldn’t control his thugged-out lil' psycho powers n' ended up transformed tha fuck into dis Pokémon.

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Anonymous Fri 19 May 2017 01:03:13 No.32559959 Report

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Unsanitary places is what tha fuck they like best. They can be spotted up in Alola, often wit Grimer up in bangin' pursuit.

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Anonymous Fri 19 May 2017 01:06:01 No.32559978 Report

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Well shiiiit, what route it be on?!

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