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Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 16:11:12 No.32570000 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>32570005 >>32570043 >>32570138 >>32570183 >>32570223 >>32570346 >>32570386 >>32572410 >>32572416 >>32572436

Coincidence or by design?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 16:12:10 No.32570005 Report

Quoted By: >>32570011 >>32570013

>>32570000
>Magneton
>Christianity
What did he mean by this

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 16:12:59 No.32570011 Report

Quoted By: >>32570695

>>32570005
trinity

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 16:13:11 No.32570013 Report

Quoted By: >>32570695

>>32570005
the father, the son, and the holy spirit

three figures important in Christianity

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 16:18:18 No.32570036 Report

Quoted By: >>32570138

ICP was right.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 16:19:21 No.32570043 Report

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>>32570000
Consider those quads checked

Brett !!TORtoOQMEfy

Brett !!TORtoOQMEfy Sat 20 May 2017 16:38:39 No.32570138 Report

Quoted By: >>32570794

>>32570000
judaism = nose
christianity = 3
islam = beard

ya ok

>>32570036
International Centre of Photography?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 16:48:55 No.32570183 Report

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>>32570000
Rock/Steel
Electric/Steel
Rock/Electric
Perfect balance

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 16:53:28 No.32570223 Report

Quoted By: >>32570231 >>32570233 >>32570240 >>32570263 >>32571122 >>32574548

>>32570000
Why does the christian magnet evolve into a flying saucer?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 16:53:38 No.32570226 Report

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wtf why does this work so perfectly?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 16:54:42 No.32570231 Report

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>>32570223
So you can come sail away.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 16:55:14 No.32570233 Report

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>>32570223
Jesus was an ayy lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 16:56:19 No.32570240 Report

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>>32570223
because Christians are fucking crazy.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 16:59:23 No.32570258 Report

Quoted By: >>32570289 >>32570824 >>32573995

So Golem is muslim because it can use Self-Destruct?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 17:00:40 No.32570263 Report

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>>32570223
Scientology mode

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 17:04:21 No.32570289 Report

Quoted By: >>32572347

>>32570258
Well they all can learn Explosion, but Alolan Golem is the only one that can have STAB.

Magnezone line can't learn Self-Destruct but Probopass line can.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 17:10:34 No.32570318 Report

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This is fascinating. I like this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 17:13:53 No.32570346 Report

Quoted By: >>32570515 >>32570786

>>32570000
hey we can make a religion out of this.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 17:19:28 No.32570386 Report

Quoted By: >>32570416 >>32570824

>>32570000
> Golem is Islam, can learn self destruct
Perfect....too perfect....

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 17:25:15 No.32570416 Report

Quoted By: >>32570824 >>32571083

>>32570386
>all of them can explode or self destruct yet Golem is the infamous one
This is, unnerving.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 17:36:18 No.32570498 Report

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>magnezone has magnet pull
>jesus' magnetic personality causes jews to think he is the spawn of God and his whore mother

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 17:37:52 No.32570515 Report

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>>32570346
no, don't

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 18:10:50 No.32570695 Report

Quoted By: >>32570705

>>32570011
>>32570013
actually thats pagan
christicucks stole it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 18:12:43 No.32570705 Report

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>>32570695
Most of Christianity is just copy pasting things from older religions

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 18:25:11 No.32570786 Report

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>>32570346
Makes me wonder what the next line to get Magnet Pull looks like, if any will.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 18:26:58 No.32570794 Report

Quoted By: >>32570824

>>32570138
Islam also explodes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 18:32:27 No.32570824 Report

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>>32570258
>>32570386
>>32570416
>>32570794
Consider that Alolan Golem is the only physically inclined one among them as well, so suicide bombing is more favorable to it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 19:20:16 No.32571062 Report

Quoted By: >>32572167

Im drunk and i always shutpost on vp when im drunk. Asl me anythi g

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 19:24:24 No.32571083 Report

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>>32570416
Hey, all people can explode but muslims are the ones who like to do it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 19:32:25 No.32571122 Report

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>>32570223

Magnezone is three in one, not just three separate beings. It's God, Jesus, and the Spirit after fusing.

As a UFO it goes to heaven easier than the other two and may be a reference to the Morman reimagining of God and Jesus as being space lords.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 22:45:03 No.32572167 Report

Quoted By: >>32572285

>>32571062
Boblak is that you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 23:05:31 No.32572285 Report

Quoted By: >>32572318

>>32572167
Who is that

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 23:11:10 No.32572318 Report

Quoted By: >>32572388

>>32572285
An infamous drunkposter

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 23:15:42 No.32572347 Report

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>>32570289
So I'm assuming Probopass has self-destruct because of the self-hating jew?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 23:20:58 No.32572388 Report

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>>32572318
Its not me. Watching zoolander with friends rn

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 23:23:13 No.32572410 Report

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>>32570000
i haven't used this word since 2014 but op has autism.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 23:23:53 No.32572416 Report

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>>32570000
Divine digits confirm.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 23:25:42 No.32572436 Report

Quoted By: >>32573334 >>32574585

>>32570000
Having a beard doesn't make you Islam, and I don't even know what you're getting at with Magneton.
Aside from all this there is actual Judaism in the golems and Kyogre, and actual Christianity influences in Arceus.

In conclusion, ur dum m8

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 May 2017 02:10:14 No.32573334 Report

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>>32572436
If you have the capacity to read between the lines but only do it when you want to see evidence for something you already stand by, it just goes to reveal your bias.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 May 2017 04:13:13 No.32573995 Report

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>>32570258
I miss the days when saying terrorist and bomb made people think of the Irish.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 May 2017 06:45:21 No.32574548 Report

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>>32570223
I take it you don't watch History Channel?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 May 2017 06:56:40 No.32574585 Report

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>>32572436
>Having a beard doesn't make you Islam
Millennials actually believe this.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 21 May 2017 15:44:35 No.32575964 Report

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>>32574548
Does anyone?

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