Gosh, it disturbs me to see you Lando
Looking so down in the dumps
Every mon here'd love to be you, Lando
Even when taking your lumps
There's no mon in OU as admired as you
You're Smogon’s favorite genie
Everyone's awed and inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see why
No one tanks like Lando
No one's ranks like Lando
No one's stats are incredibly high as Lando’s
For there's no mon in OU half as bulky
Perfect, a pure paragon
You can ask any Gren, Dug, or Lele
And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on
Who earthquakes like Lando?
Who wallbreaks like Lando?
Who’s much more than the sum of his stats like Lando?
My ability, yes, is intimidate
My, what a mon, that Lando!
I needed encouragement
Thank you Koko
Well, there's no one as easy to bolster as you
Too much?
Yep
No one fights like Lando
Douses lights like Lando
In a VGC match nobody Rock Slides like Lando
When I sweep I sneak up with my crystal
And beasts of the field say a prayer
First I carefully aimed for the horn, yes
And I shot from behind
Is that fair?
I don't care
No one hits like Lando
Matches wits like Lando
On the toilet no one shits like Lando
I'm especially good at defecating
Ten points for Lando
When I was a lad I set four dozen rocks
Every morning to help me OHKO Arcanine
And now that I'm grown I set five dozen rocks
So I can 2HKO Mamoswine
Who has brains like Gaston
Entertains like Gaston!
Who can switch into endless Earthquakes Lando
I use Stantlers in all of my decorating
Say it again
Who's the mon among mons
Who's the super success
Don't you know, can't you guess?
Ask his fans and his five hangers-on
There's just one mon in OU, who's got all of it down
And his name's LAND
I believe there's another D
It just occurred to me that I'm illiterate
And I've never actually have to spell it out loud before
LANDORUS!