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Klaymen Tue 23 May 2017 15:10:47 No.32587448 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>32587899 >>32588005 >>32588642

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Empoleon: Da three horns dat extend from its beak attest ta its juice n' shit. Da leader has tha freshest horns.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 15:28:59 No.32587512 Report

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Cubone pines fo' tha mutha it aint NEVER gonna peep again. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Seein a likenizz of its mutha up in tha full moon, it cries. Put ya muthafuckin choppers up if ya feel dis! Da stains on tha skull tha Pokemon wears is made by tha tears it sheds.

Better link: http://gizoogle.net/textilizer.php

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 15:31:51 No.32587522 Report

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Pineco hangs from a tree branch n' patiently waits fo' prey ta come along. If tha Pokémon is disturbed while smokin by one of mah thugs bobbin its tree, it drops down ta tha ground n' explodes wit no warning.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 16:08:39 No.32587682 Report

Quoted By: >>32587728 >>32588635

.......

Think long and hard about this shitty, cringeworthy thread and remind yourself not to make the same mistake next time you post here kid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 16:12:27 No.32587701 Report

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Go back to /pol/ you hateful faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 16:12:59 No.32587704 Report

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a thread took a dirt nap fo' this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 16:18:30 No.32587728 Report

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>>32587682
Not the OP but there was a couple of threads like that already and they went well. It's not like we have something else to talk about
Also edgy

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 16:30:12 No.32587784 Report

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Charizard flies round tha sky up in search of bangin opponents, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Well shiiiit, it breathes fire of such pimped out heat dat it melts anything. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat it never turns its fiery breath on any opponent weaker than itself.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 16:33:17 No.32587803 Report

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Ancient playas imagined dat beneath tha ground, a gigantic Torterra dwelled.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 16:38:47 No.32587828 Report

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It can hide behind a gangbangin' finger-lickin' dirty-ass shimmerin heat haze dat it creates rockin its intense flames. Typhlosion create blazin explosive blasts dat burn every last muthafuckin thang ta cinders.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 16:45:59 No.32587853 Report

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In ages past, dis Pokemon was revered as a funky-ass branger of rain. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Dat shiznit was found buried up in tha ground.

Guess the Pokémon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 16:52:39 No.32587875 Report

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>>32587784
hahaha this is amazing

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 16:56:34 No.32587890 Report

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Legendz say it can share eternal game. Well shiiiit, it slept fo' a thousand muthafuckin years up in tha form of a tree before its revival.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 16:59:01 No.32587899 Report

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>>32587448
Should you feel yo ass beat down by a sudden chill, it is evidence of a approachin Gengar. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. There is no escapin dat shit. Give up.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 17:01:55 No.32587913 Report

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>>32587853
Bronzong

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 17:02:19 No.32587914 Report

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>>32587899
lmao that one's my favorite so far

Bulbasaur can be peeped nappin up in bright sunlight. There be a seed on its back. By soakin up tha sunz rays, tha seed grows progressively larger.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 17:05:03 No.32587926 Report

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It uses unique fightin moves wit fire on its handz n' Nikes. Well shiiiit, it will take on any opponent.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 17:07:11 No.32587935 Report

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When they two divided domes be thinkin tha same thoughts, they psycho juice is maximized.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 17:09:52 No.32587949 Report

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>It lives on snowy mountains yo. Havin had lil contact wit humans, it is boldly inquisitive.
>In tha spring, it grows berries wit tha texture of frozen treats round its belly.
>Durin cold seasons, it migrates ta tha mountainz lower reaches. Well shiiiit, it returns ta tha snow-covered summit up in tha spring.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 17:09:55 No.32587950 Report

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It lets up billowz of steam n' disappears tha fuck into tha dense fog. It aint nuthin but holla'd ta live up in mountains where niggas do not tread.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 17:17:43 No.32587980 Report

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It defly uses its thin, long beak ta pluck n' smoke lil' small-ass insects dat hide under tha ground.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 17:22:07 No.32587990 Report

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Because it smokes not a god damn thang but dopes, its fur be as sticky dope as cotton candy

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 17:22:57 No.32587994 Report

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It has enough psycho juice ta blast every last muthafuckin thang within 300 feet of itself yo, but it has no control over its power.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 17:23:23 No.32587996 Report

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I couldn't decide on just one of them for Piloswine, both of these ones were amazing

Piloswine is covered by a thick coat of long afro dat enablez it ta endure tha freezin cold. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! This Pokemon uses its tusks ta dig up chicken dat has been buried under ice.

Covered by a gangbangin' finger-lickin' dirty-ass shaggy coat, it is phat against tha cold. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Its tuskz of ice thicken when it snows.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 17:23:33 No.32587997 Report

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It has been known ta become so mad salty dat it takes a thugged-out dirt nap as a result. Its grill looks laid back up in dirtnap, however.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 17:25:24 No.32588003 Report

Quoted By: >>32588014 >>32588033

Accordin ta oldschool tales, these Pokemon is stumps possessed by tha spiritz of lil pimps whoz ass took a dirt nap while lost up in tha forest.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 17:25:38 No.32588005 Report

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>>32587448
No

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 17:26:53 No.32588009 Report

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>>32587997
>so mad salty
I'm fucking dead that's beautiful

Bout 100 mazillion muthafuckin years ago, these Pokemon swam up in oceans. Well shiiiit, it is thought they also went on land ta battle prey.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 17:28:43 No.32588014 Report

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>>32587997
>>32588003
>laid back up in dirtnap
>lil pimps
Fucking gorgeous

>Sun: Normal
Its trust up in its partner is what tha fuck awakens dat shit. This Pokémon is capable of changin its type, a gangbangin' flexibilitizzle dat is well displayed up in battle.
>Moon: Normal
Although its name was Type: Null at first, the pimp whoz ass evolved it tha fuck into dis form gave it tha name by which it is now known.
>Sun: Forms
It fucked wit its own control mask. Well shiiiit, it has become capable of changin its type by equippin special memories.
>Moon: Forms
Upon awakening, its RKS System be activated. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! This type'a shiznit happens all tha time. By employin specific memories, dis Pokémon can adapt its type ta confound its enemies.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 17:34:38 No.32588033 Report

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>>32588003
>lil pimps
I actually checked if it could learn doubleslap. I was dissapointed

It protects itself from tha cold by wrappin up in leaves. Well shiiiit, it stays on tha move, smokin leaves up in forests.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 17:53:55 No.32588126 Report

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Bagon harbors a never-endin trip of one dizzle soarin high among tha cloudz fo' realz. As if tryin ta dispel its frustration over its inabilitizzle ta fly, dis Pokemon slams its hard head against big-ass rocks n' shattas dem tha fuck into pebbles.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 17:56:26 No.32588145 Report

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It loves ta smoke roasted berries yo, but sometimes it gets too buckwild n' burns dem ta a cold-ass lil crisp.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 17:56:33 No.32588146 Report

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It dwells up in tha darknizz of caves. Well shiiiit, it uses its sharp claws ta dig up gems ta nourish itself. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Sableye lead on tha down-low lives deep inside caverns. They is feared, however, cuz these Pokemon is thought ta loot tha spiritz of playas when they eyes burn wit a sinista glow up in tha darkness.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 18:08:02 No.32588193 Report

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>as it should have always been

It can smash concrete blocks wit its kickin attacks. Da one wit tha freshest crest is tha crew leader n' shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 18:09:21 No.32588199 Report

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>>32588193
Ayo hol up
so youz be saying we wuz crew leader n' sheeeit?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 18:13:07 No.32588211 Report

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Amazing thread, OP

>Giratina:
Dat shiznit was banished fo' its shit. Well shiiiit, it silently gazed upon tha oldschool ghetto from tha Distortion World. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 18:17:47 No.32588236 Report

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One of tha Ultra Beasts, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Well shiiiit, it refuses ta bust a nut on anything, like cuz it senses some uncleannizz up in dis ghetto.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 18:25:49 No.32588276 Report

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Aegislash
>Generationz of mackdaddys was attended by these Pokémon, which used they spectral juice ta manipulate n' control playas n' Pokémon.
>Apparently, it can detect tha innate qualitizzlez of leadershizzle fo' realz. Accordin ta legend, whoever it recognizes is destined ta become mackdaddy.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 19:07:33 No.32588467 Report

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It has a funky-ass body of crack dat won't melt, even wit fire. Well shiiiit, it can instantly freeze moisture up in tha atmosphere.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 19:31:55 No.32588575 Report

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Accordin ta tha legendz of Sinnoh, dis Pokémon emerged from a egg n' shaped all there is up in dis ghetto. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka!

It be holla'd at up in mythologizzle dat dis Pokémon started doin thangs before tha universe even existed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! This type'a shiznit happens all tha time.
Arceus btw

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 19:43:34 No.32588635 Report

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>>32587682
>....
>calls someone else kid

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 19:45:19 No.32588642 Report

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>>32587448
It be holla'd ta make its home somewhere up in tha sea. Well shiiiit, it guides crewz of shipwrecks ta shore.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 21:40:54 No.32589256 Report

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Moltres be a legendary bird Pokemon dat has tha mobilitizzle ta control fire. If dis Pokemon is fucked up, it is holla'd ta dip its body up in tha molten magma of a volcano ta burn n' heal itself.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 24 May 2017 01:49:24 No.32590564 Report

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A discarded bug shell dat came ta game. Peerin tha fuck into tha crack on its back is holla'd ta loot onez spirit, n' I aint talkin bout no muthafuckin Jack Daniels neither.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 May 2017 04:16:57 No.32591270 Report

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