Play Pokémon while sitting next to her and tell you how much you hate Lucario, Incineroar, Pikachu, Aromatisse, and the anime in general, especially the people who ship Ash and Serena. Be sure to throw in references to B2W2, Emerald, and Platinum as the "holy trinity" and tell her your favorite type is Dark Type (because of how similar you feel to mons like Absol and Zoroark,) with Poison as a second (because their designs are good.) Also be sure to tell her her favorite Pokémon should be some random garbage mon, preferably from gen 2, 3, or 4; if you follow my instructions, she'll be writhing in pleasure for sure.
