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Anonymous Thu 25 May 2017 23:14:21 No.32602461 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>32603400 >>32603433 >>32606724 >>32606946 >>32609458

you must use the item to your left to fight your favorite pokemon, do you win, if not how long do you last

>Me and a kleenex box vs. Snorlax
>last about five minutes throwing kleenex in it's general direction to distract it and then throwing whatever punches I can
>eventually trip and get squashed

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2017 23:33:37 No.32602575 Report

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>Me and a Macross scale model kit vs Mimikyu.
>There's no combat, we'll just built a robot model together. Mimikyu gets the companionship it's longing for, and I get some help holding the bits together while the glue dries.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2017 23:40:13 No.32602631 Report

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>go, Dell optiplex 755!
>throw computermon as hard as possible at Wartortle
>Short circuits
>Basically an Electro-seismic toss
>Super effective
>Have spare Chinese pokeballs from Clover
>??????
>Have Pokemon in real life now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2017 23:41:39 No.32602637 Report

Quoted By: >>32603298

>a wall
HAHA TIME FOR STALL!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2017 23:43:03 No.32602643 Report

Quoted By: >>32603217

>Me and an old Canon scanner vs an Ursaring.
>Swat its knee with the scanner
>Ursaring picks me and rips me in half.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2017 01:05:33 No.32603217 Report

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>>32602643
I am laugh

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2017 01:10:09 No.32603246 Report

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>shaved ice machine against skarmory
im categorically fucked

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 26 May 2017 01:15:28 No.32603280 Report

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>desk lamp vs Umbreon
>desk lamp is super effective vs dark type!
>light isn't a real type
>it was just faking
>it bites me then leaves

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2017 01:19:03 No.32603298 Report

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>>32602637
which pokemon though?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2017 01:35:03 No.32603400 Report

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>>32602461
>Empty water bottle, GBA SP, DS Lite, PSP or GameCube (all of them are stacked atop one another except the bottle, but all of them are roughly the same distance away from my left)
>Gallade

>take GameCube by handle
>swing it as hard as I can at his face
>he blocks with his fighting style reflexes and psychic perception
>shatters into dozens of pieces
>he does literally anything and instantly shatters whichever bone of mine that he targets and possibly any adjacent ones

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 26 May 2017 01:38:59 No.32603433 Report

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>>32602461
>A chocolate bar vs Mega Audino
>Give it chocolate and become best friends

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2017 01:43:10 No.32603473 Report

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>throw contents of cup of water at Porygon-Z
>miss
>get hit with a Hyper Beam
>turn into dust

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2017 02:04:07 No.32603613 Report

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>chrysalis on a stick vs umbreon
>throws stick at umbreon
>bug is SE against dark but they both die in the process

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 26 May 2017 02:14:58 No.32603692 Report

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>Yeti Blue Microphone
>Gengar

Pretty sure all that's going to be left of me is a recording of my last screams as Gengar steals me away into the night, never to be seen again. And thus, a new creepypasta is born.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2017 06:39:21 No.32605076 Report

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Slowbro is no match for the Bible

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2017 06:44:39 No.32605098 Report

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>water bottle
>zubat
I proceed to chuck the bottle at the zubat with my pussy wrist, it misses within about five feet of my target.
Super sonic
Super sonic
Super sonic
Super sonic
Super sonic
Super sonic

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2017 07:43:59 No.32605295 Report

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>Metal lamp
>Pichu
I would probably just kill it if I threw the lamp.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2017 07:45:55 No.32605310 Report

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>A popsicle vs. Garchomp

Hmm...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2017 07:52:18 No.32605352 Report

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>>32605310
>Ice

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2017 14:14:35 No.32606378 Report

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>>32605352
Kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2017 14:18:37 No.32606399 Report

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A backpack containing some food and my college textbooks.
Vs.
A garchomp.
I-it makes a good bludgeoning weapon right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2017 14:21:52 No.32606411 Report

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I literally have nothing to my left. I'm on my bed and my closet is directly to my left. So, a door? The clothes inside of it? Do I get to pick? I think I have some boxes in there I suppose.

Whatever the case, Kecleon is probably pretty easy to beat 2bh.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 26 May 2017 15:33:26 No.32606692 Report

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Marlin 1895 lever rifle in 45-70.
Miltank.
Probs gonna be ok anon. But would feel like a dick afterwards.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2017 15:40:59 No.32606724 Report

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>>32602461
>bullet vibrator vs archeops
I guess I just try to jam it in or something and hope that i can bring it to climax and then escape while its knees are weak.
I'm probably dead though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2017 16:23:59 No.32606946 Report

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>>32602461
>Me with a glass plate vs Volcarona
Glass is made of rocks.
>Throw the plate like a discus at Volcarona, it's super effective! I then get turned into a smoldering pile of dust.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2017 16:27:25 No.32606962 Report

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>Me with a plate vs Volcarona
>Plate is made of glass
>Glass is made of sand
>Throws plate like discus at Volcarona
>Volcarona dies

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 26 May 2017 23:12:04 No.32609458 Report

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>>32602461
>a dave and buster's power card vs honchkrow
>Take him out to dave and buster's for some arcade fun
>No fight, it's a draw

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2017 23:19:58 No.32609512 Report

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>PS4 controller vs. Feraligatr
>I swing the controller at an alligator that stands taller than me with a lot more strength. It gets pissed as the controller bounces off it's rough skin and eats me
Alternatively I try playing some games with it and hope to befriend it but that would probably have the same end result

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 01:07:57 No.32610089 Report

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>those wood manequins that people use for drawing
>crobat
>quad resistant to grass
fug

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 07:38:56 No.32612077 Report

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>A leather belt vs. Shuckle
>Just outmaneuver the fucker, because it's slow as fuck and doesn't have game mechanics backing it up

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 19:30:18 No.32614415 Report

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My cat Stella on a soft blanket. If it's Stella fighting the Meowth, I think she could take it, she beats up her brother all the time. If it's the blanket, then I throw the blanket over the Meowth and it gets distracted by playing under it. I get a live trap from the garage, set it up with food, catch the Meowth, get it fixed and checked out at the vet, take it home, and add it to my cat family.

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