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>>32605413
Celesteela and cosmoem are the heaviest pokemon. Both weigh 2204.4 lbs or 999.9 kg. Groudon is 2094.4 lbs. or 950.0 kg and primal groudon is 2204.0 lbs. or 999.7 kg

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2017 08:16:55 No.32605455 Report

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The heaviest Pokemon is your waifumon because she's FAT!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2017 08:36:49 No.32605505 Report

Quoted By: >>32605528 >>32606338

>>32605442
>>32605444
>Cosmeme
The fuck?

What the hell has that little space faggot been eating?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2017 08:41:16 No.32605528 Report

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>>32605505

It has the weight of a collapsed star.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2017 08:43:40 No.32605532 Report

Quoted By: >>32605583 >>32605821 >>32608174

>>32605528
I'm like 87% sure a collapsed star weighs more than a tonne.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2017 09:12:45 No.32605583 Report

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>>32605532
Its still the densest pokemon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 26 May 2017 10:37:30 No.32605812 Report

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>>32605401
Still better than that piece of shit, Celesteela!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2017 10:41:38 No.32605821 Report

Quoted By: >>32605932 >>32607956

>>32605532
I'm also pretty sure that the sun is a star instead of a metal lion, and the moon is a rock rather than a giant bat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2017 10:56:30 No.32605859 Report

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>>32605583
Cosmoem

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2017 11:32:43 No.32605932 Report

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>>32605821
Solgaleo and Lunalla are emissaries. They aren't literary the sun and moon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 26 May 2017 12:04:15 No.32605996 Report

Quoted By: >>32606007 >>32606012 >>32606296 >>32606467 >>32607804 >>32607884

>>32605401
>tfw still the heaviest Pokémon, and also the best Pokémon, because I disregard everything after Gen 2

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2017 12:08:26 No.32606007 Report

Quoted By: >>32606017

>>32605996
>not disregarding gen 2 as well
Not a true OG fan, get the fuck out

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2017 12:09:24 No.32606012 Report

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>>32605996
Why do you count the shittiest Pokemon (gen 2's)?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2017 12:10:48 No.32606017 Report

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>>32606007
>>32606012
I'm not a genwunner. GSC felt like a real sequel to RBY, whereas later games are more like reboots of the franchise.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2017 13:43:44 No.32606296 Report

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>>32605996
>Snorlax best Pokémon
>not Mewtwo

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2017 14:02:12 No.32606338 Report

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>>32605505
It is just naturally incredibly dense, just the usual for space farts

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2017 14:04:14 No.32606345 Report

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>>32605401
Groudon's a hothead, anon.

You can't ride a hothead to space.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 26 May 2017 14:33:05 No.32606467 Report

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>>32605996
>because I disregard everything after Gen 2

You're missing out bruh

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2017 18:47:17 No.32607778 Report

Quoted By: >>32608382

Why is being the heaviest pokemon and ground type good though? That's like a guaranteed ohko from a stab grass knot

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2017 18:50:29 No.32607804 Report

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>>32605996
As much as i love gen 3 and others, gen 2 was the last time it felt like a pokemon game before everything started looking slimy and lifeless

Thoughtless celestial !!Mw3JLMISabd

Thoughtless celestial !!Mw3JLMISabd Fri 26 May 2017 19:02:33 No.32607884 Report

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>>32605996
go play the remakes.

>>32607804
you just grew up anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2017 19:14:24 No.32607956 Report

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>>32605821
Dude, do you know how heavy elements are made? That's right, supernovas.
Got your astronomy and chemistry right, faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2017 19:46:41 No.32608174 Report

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>>32605532
GF refused to allow the Pokedex past 999.9kg

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2017 20:20:55 No.32608382 Report

Quoted By: >>32609275

>>32607778
>Drought
>Able to learn Fire Type attacks
>90 base Special Defense
>Completely forgetting about the Red Orb.

Besides, who actually runs Grass Knot nowadays?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2017 22:42:42 No.32609275 Report

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>>32608382
Hot Monkay Dik.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2017 22:49:32 No.32609312 Report

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>>32605423
4U ber

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