So I have a problem. I've been on this Island Challenge for about 3 months now. I've made decent progress as I'm currently on Ula'Ula and I've collected a fair number of Z-Crystals.
This all started when I first arrived to Alola on the ferry and was almost robbed by some gangsters. And then who came to save me? Some kid who was always smiling.
I've seen this kid countless times, and whenever I do see him, he's always smiling, and there's always trouble brewing.
I passed by him on Akala and in the middle of my trial the sky got dark and it started raining out of nowhere! Someone told me a giant Wishiwashi appeared and was fighting the kid riding a Lapras, and he was smiling the whole time, as the fucking monstrosity ate the Lapras and almost drowned him had his Pokémon not been there to save him.
And I got a ticket to go to the Aether Foundation to check out some cool technology and get exclusive PokeBalls, and I was on the same boat as the kid, and when we got inside, a fucking alien came out and attacked us. He was smiling the entire time as his buff and intimidating but oddly arousing Incineroar ripped it apart and made it disappear.
Now I'm here on UlaUla, trapped in a mansion taken over by those thugs, and the only way they'll let me free is if I tell them where this kid is. I don't even know the fucker's name!
The boss of the thugs has been bashing his head in the wall yelling "damn it ya boi is pissed" for the past 30 minutes and I'm really afraid he might kill himself if this kid doesn't show up.
It's like every time I'm around this little guy I'm involved in some kind of trouble. How the hell do I save myself, and the people of Alola, from this 12 year old monster?
