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Anonymous Tue 30 May 2017 15:23:41 No.32634153 View View Reply Original Report

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Who would your partner pokemon be?
What do you like about it?
What would his moveset be?
What would be your goal in the pokemon world?

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Anonymous Tue 30 May 2017 15:33:02 No.32634189 Report

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>>32634153
Heracross

It has simple looks but it's destructive like a nigger in brazil.

Megahorn, Close Combat, Swords Dance, Dragon Claw

Skullfuck coloured characters aft

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Anonymous Tue 30 May 2017 20:15:56 No.32635682 Report

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>>32634153
torterra

torterra has lil shrubs on his back that I can trim into fun shapes, ride on his back, free food, and get to birdwatch if they perch on his tree

sunny day, earthquake, Seed bomb, curse

to travel around see the world, tending to berry trees, and trimming dick shrubs

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 May 2017 20:31:34 No.32635749 Report

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>>32634153
Charizard. Mainly because I'm a sucker for starter Pokémon and it can fly.

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Anonymous Tue 30 May 2017 20:31:58 No.32635753 Report

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It's not my number one favorite, but Aipom just feels like the perfect partner pokemon for me. It's a cute and funny monkey that I can carry on my shoulder, that's all I need
>Moveset
Swift, Acrobatics, U-turn, Ice punch. Just picked random moves because I wouldn't use it for battle
>goal
I guess I'd do Pokemon Contests or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 May 2017 20:34:06 No.32635760 Report

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Woops, didn't read the rest. Anyways, dragons are awesome.

Dragon Claw, Flare Blitz, Roost, Thunder Punch.

Probably to become a champion. Sounds like a fun climb.

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Anonymous Tue 30 May 2017 20:41:19 No.32635801 Report

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Claydol, I'm a big fan of ancient civilizations and Claydol is kind of an ambiguous amalgamation of different ancient cultures. As for a moveset, it'd probably be something like: Psychic, Hyper Beam, Teleport, and Rapid Spin. I'd be an archeologist and anthropologist most likely, focusing on human civilizations and their relationship with Pokemon, but also a casual trainer specializing in Rock and Psychic types.

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Anonymous Tue 30 May 2017 20:55:58 No.32635889 Report

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I'd get a Totodile if I had my 'druthers.

I like totodile because crocodilians are awesome and totodile is peppy and adorable. Feraligatr would make for great protection and battling partner.

Crunch, Waterfall, Ice Fang, Dragon tail

Either be a teacher or pokemon breeder. I like battles but I probably wouldn't be on the competitive scene if pokemon were real.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 May 2017 21:48:43 No.32636149 Report

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>What would his moveset be?

If pokemon were real they wouldn't have arbitrary limits on the number of moves they learn.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 May 2017 21:53:08 No.32636169 Report

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Noctowl, I'm all about that spooky mountain/forest vibe they give off. Being able to see through illusions and scout shit out would be useful too.

Movewise: Hypnosis, Psychic/Extrasensory, Fly/Wing Attack, Reflect.

I figure Reflect would work more like in the show, with it actually blocking attacks. Hypnosis is a good utility tool, and the others just do hurt.

I'd probably focus mainly on going to really far off places and catching rare Pokemon, like going to some far off mountain to search for some fuckhuge Ursaring or something, but would definitely challenge gyms too.

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Anonymous Tue 30 May 2017 22:03:37 No.32636217 Report

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If Pokemon were real, we would have sex with them

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 May 2017 23:20:43 No.32636624 Report

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Houndoom or Greninja

>Houndoom
-Cool hellhound doggo that will tear someone up for me
-Flamethrower, Dark Pulse, Sunny Day, Solarbeam

>Greninja
-Awesome ninja bro. Absolutely fell in love with him in Gen 6
-I would probably keep his moveset from the game, such as WS, AA, NS, but replace DT with Hydro Pump

>Goal
I just wanna live with my bros. Maybe be a good trainer but family feel first

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 May 2017 23:26:31 No.32636653 Report

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I'd probably have multiple but rimbobee seems nice

Quiver dance,pollen puff,moon last,and psychic

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 May 2017 01:26:25 No.32637391 Report

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>>32634153
>Sylveon
>I don't exactly understand why I like it, I just do
>moonblast, swift, shadowball, some other special based move
>find edgy people, then humiliate them

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Anonymous Wed 31 May 2017 01:35:10 No.32637454 Report

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> Smug sylveon

...and people laughed when my 0G bromons were Gengar and beedrill. NOW WHO IS LAUGHING?

The guy with the alakazaam

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Anonymous Wed 31 May 2017 01:42:05 No.32637498 Report

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>Who would your partner pokemon be?
Meowth
>What do you like about it?
Pic related
>What would his moveset be?
Pay Day, who gives a fuck what else
>What would be your goal in the pokemon world?
The same as in this world, get the greatest benefit with the minimum effort

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 May 2017 02:06:32 No.32637669 Report

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Emboar, its my favorite starter. And is a giant fire pork.

Flare Blitz, Hammer Arm, Head Smash, and Wild Charge.

I´ll be probably a breeder, and have a lot of rare pokemon, or something like that

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 May 2017 02:16:50 No.32637718 Report

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Wear my Shuckle buddy as a backpack and let him ferment some sweet berry wine for me to sip in our travels.

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Anonymous Wed 31 May 2017 04:41:27 No.32638613 Report

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>Who would your partner pokemon be?
Quagsire
>What do you like about it?
I like how it looks. The battle scene at the beginning of the entei movie always stuck with me. I really like the quagsire in it.
>What would his moveset be?
Surf - To travel on her belly and fish
Rain Dance - To water my garden, also I LOVE rain.
Protect - To protect me from danger
Water Gun - When I'm thirsty or when I need water in general
>What would be your goal in the pokemon world?
I'd like to be a fisherman.
Or I'd be a baker like I am right now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 May 2017 05:10:18 No.32638753 Report

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Eevee.

I'm not much of a battler so I'd just catch some cute Pokemon and be known as the guy who breeds the cutest Pokemon ever.

Eevee and Skitty, sitting in a tree.....

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 May 2017 05:11:50 No.32638767 Report

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>eevee breeder
that's the most normie thing ever. Literally everyone wants to be an eevee breeder

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Anonymous Wed 31 May 2017 05:50:02 No.32638963 Report

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>Who would your partner pokemon be?
Altaria
>What do you like about it?
it's adorable, fluffy and best birb
>What would his moveset be?
I sorta imagine real life pokemon to not have a limited amount of moves, and also being able to learn a whole lot more than the pokemon moves from the games (like, able to make it learn an attack that only it would be able to use)
if not, Sing, Moonblast, Fly and Perish song
>What would be your goal in the pokemon world?
explore the regions and assemble a team of cute pokemons, battling against others sometimes but not aiming to be the greatest.

and I would end up mating with pokes in my team

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 May 2017 13:49:30 No.32640311 Report

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You could use that perish song to kill you are self

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Anonymous Wed 31 May 2017 13:51:20 No.32640315 Report

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>Would eat a Pokemon

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Anonymous Wed 31 May 2017 13:58:21 No.32640339 Report

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Zorua/Zoroark. She has an interesting gimmick, is decently powerful, and quite pretty.

I'd probably give it Night Daze, Shadow Ball, Flamethrower, and U-Turn.

I'd probably go around and try to catch some rare and awesome pokemon, with some battling on the side.

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Anonymous Wed 31 May 2017 14:05:44 No.32640377 Report

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>>32634153
For me?
Empoleon
It is a strong Penguin with shield like wings
Agility, Icy Wind, Scald and Ice Beam
To study all sorts of Pokemon and bring out the potential in even the shittiest of mons

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 May 2017 14:06:52 No.32640385 Report

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Meant to put Flash Cannon instead of Ice Beam

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Anonymous Wed 31 May 2017 14:22:02 No.32640424 Report

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Thats a tough one, a fluffy fire type I think. Probably start with a Fennekin. It would just be nice to have a Pokemon friend to travel around with.

Pokemon Go made me realize what I would do in the Pokemon world. Just walking around catching Pokemon. Probably take jobs from people to catch specific Pokemon for them to make money.

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Anonymous Wed 31 May 2017 16:18:25 No.32640919 Report

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I would choose Exeggutor as my partner, though I am kinda torn between the normal and Alolan Form, but I'm leaning more towards the OG form I guess. I just love palm trees/tropical plants and goofy designs, so Eggy would be a perfect fit.
Its moveset would be Sunny Day/Solar Beam/Psychic/Hypnosis.
In the pokemon world I would travel to Exeggutor Island, breed a shitton of Exeggcutes and distribute them to young trainers in my hometown. Also I'd like to be some kind of optional Gym Leader on Exeggutor Island who fights in a double battle using Exeggutor and Alolan Exeggutor.

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