>be me
>be in Florida
>hot as usual so I decide to and get an ice cream to prevent dying from heat exhaustion
>line is not that long surprisingly
>then again it is only 11am
>walk up to counter
>cashier asks what I would like
>almost ask what the flavor of the day is when I notice they are wearing a Pokémon go bracelet
>"one Casteliacone please"
>cashier smirks
>"What flavor would you like that in?"
>"Cherubi cherry"
>After a minute or two, cashier hands me my ice cream and I pay for it
>"Be careful not to eat it too fast or else you'll catch a sheer cold"
>"Don't worry about me, a good trainer always carries an ice heal or two"
>Walk out
>mfw I sit down with my ice cream and fully realized what just happened
