>>3265104820 reasons why SSBM players make good boyfriends...
1. We have fast fingers.
2. We are adept at pressing multiple buttons in quick succession.
3. We know how to abuse priority and range for best results.
4. When you think we're gone, we use a special move and miraculously recover, then we keep on going.
5. We can read how you move, predict, then adjust ourselves accordingly.
6. We have amazing spacing.
7. We can stay up for nights at a time moving the joy sticks.
8. We can tech chase so no matter where you roll, we'll keep coming.
9. Even though we stick our controllers in multiple ports, we always keep it in good condition.
10. We enjoy playing doubles and we like using team combos.
11. We can infinite combo you off of a wall.
12. We have unlockables. The better you preform, the more secrets you unlock.
14. We have different styles: Control or aggro.
15. We use items if we want to have fun.
16. We know how to reduce the lag from our moves and decrease cool down time.
17. We can sweet spot our moves.
18. We abuse grabs.
19. We know how to move on the stage, in the air, and even below the stage.
20. Even though we did it a lot of times and it's only your first time, we'll sand bag so you can learn how to play also <3
