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Anonymous Fri 02 Jun 2017 21:56:10 No.32656183 View View Reply Original Report

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>tfw Gardevoir dates the Chad Machoke

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Jun 2017 22:01:06 No.32656214 Report

Quoted By: >>32656604

>>32656183
>tfw gardevoir get choked by machoke

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Jun 2017 23:19:21 No.32656604 Report

Quoted By: >>32656608 >>32656716

>>32656214
>tfw gardevoir choke machoke back with her psy-magical power.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Jun 2017 23:19:56 No.32656608 Report

Quoted By: >>32656630

>>32656604
>her

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Jun 2017 23:22:08 No.32656618 Report

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252 Atk Gallade Zen Headbutt vs. 252 HP / 0 Def Eviolite Machoke: 228-270 (62.6 - 74.1%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 02 Jun 2017 23:24:33 No.32656630 Report

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>>32656608
SHE'S A WOMEN WITH A MALE BODY, YOU TRANSPHOBIC NAZI SHIT LORD !

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 02 Jun 2017 23:26:49 No.32656640 Report

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>>32656183

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Anonymous Fri 02 Jun 2017 23:34:09 No.32656668 Report

Quoted By: >>32657179

>>32656183
>tfw Machad breeds all your female party members

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Jun 2017 23:41:57 No.32656716 Report

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>>32656604
>gardevoir's focus broken by lack of oxygen
>and arousal

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2017 00:32:46 No.32657037 Report

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>>32656183
252 attack mega gallade zen headbut vs 252 HP/4 def 97.3-115.6% 87.5% chance to OKHO

252+ attack Choice banded iron fist machamp Dynamic punch vs 4 hp 0 def mega Gallade 60.4-72.1% guaranteed 2HO

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2017 00:56:18 No.32657179 Report

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>>32656183
>>32656668
>chad
>height starts with 4

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2017 01:12:49 No.32657275 Report

Quoted By: >>32657435 >>32657456 >>32659196

>>32656183
That doesn't make sense because Gardevoir only likes their trainer and would only sleep around if the trainer wants them to.
So by extension the trainer is cucking Gallade by pimping out Gardevoir to machoke.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2017 01:47:18 No.32657435 Report

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>>32657275
... these are wild pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2017 01:50:35 No.32657455 Report

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>>32657179
Yeah but it's a CHAD Machoke. So it's probably 6ft.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2017 01:51:07 No.32657456 Report

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>>32657275
Loyalty isn't analogous to romantic love. Gardevoir might be willing to give it's life for its trainer, but that doesn't mean it wants to fuck them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2017 02:20:21 No.32657621 Report

Quoted By: >>32657632 >>32657752 >>32658725 >>32659728

>>32656183
Besides Flygon, is there any Pokemon who's been more cucked than Gallade? Even his mega form is completely outclassed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2017 02:22:27 No.32657632 Report

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>>32657621
Raichu maybe?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2017 02:41:12 No.32657724 Report

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>machoke
>fucking anything female
machoke is for bara men

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2017 02:46:02 No.32657752 Report

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>>32657621
Machamp?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2017 04:10:26 No.32658206 Report

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>>32656183
>tfw dating Chad's sister, Cherry

and you get in each popular party

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2017 06:17:38 No.32658725 Report

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>>32657621
Kommo-o got cucked of its only chance of being good, Shell Smash

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Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2017 06:21:20 No.32658737 Report

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>>32656183
>getting cucked by a machoke when you're a gallade

His woman deserved better anyways.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2017 09:01:56 No.32659196 Report

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>>32657275
>by extension the trainer is cucking Gallade by pimping out Gardevoir to machoke.

>when you psychologically torment your gallade to the point of insanity by having other male pokémon breed his mate, gardevoir, while denying her to him
>one day you find him in the poke-shed, dead, after having ripped his own heart spike out of his body

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2017 09:07:29 No.32659212 Report

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>>32656183
>tfw gardevoir prefers radiated sewage

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2017 09:21:31 No.32659251 Report

Quoted By: >>32659596

>>32656183
Why?
Machamp is stronger than Machoke, and Machamp's four arms give it a unique niche in sexual

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2017 10:44:05 No.32659432 Report

Quoted By: >>32659608 >>32659614

>>32656183
When you are not loser and you gonna psycho cut shit out of this machoke

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2017 11:53:21 No.32659596 Report

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>>32659251
Machoke is more of a douch

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2017 11:57:41 No.32659608 Report

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>>32659432
That turning stance looks gay tho

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2017 11:59:59 No.32659614 Report

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>>32659432
Gardevoir sees Gallade as those fedora edgelords, whereas Machoke is the muscle hunk who can give her a good time

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2017 12:04:05 No.32659624 Report

Quoted By: >>32659704

What would a Gallade do if his master cucked him by sleeping with his Gardevoir girlfriend?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2017 12:42:04 No.32659704 Report

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>>32659624
tell the equally cucked Decidueye about it, then shitpost on the pokemon /r9k/

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2017 12:58:23 No.32659728 Report

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>>32657621
Guzzlord
Sivally
Kommo-o
Crabominable
Vikiavolt
Aurours
Talonflame
Delphox
Samourtt
Elemental monkeys
Scarfty
Swanna
Liliganit
Dusknoir
Regis
Luxray
Glaceon
Leafeon
Gardevoir
Mightyena
Cacturme
Ledian
Dunsparce
Unknown
Typlhosion
Meganium
Pidgeot
Blissey
A-dugtrio
Persian
Dodtrio
Moltres
Articuno

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2017 13:04:15 No.32659738 Report

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>tfw Gardevoir dates female Machamp with a moveset of Leer, Role Play, Tickle and Helping Hand

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2017 13:08:33 No.32659745 Report

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>>32659596
But those four arms and stamina ought to make up for it, right?

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