Hello, pokemon lovers. I am Pastor Jonathan and I'm here to speak to you about your game.

Simply put, your game is sacrilegious. If you are a self-respecting christian, you are to stop playing this evil game immediately and, if you have children, prevent them from ever playing it.

The first reason is the game's promotion of "evolution," or better known as "science's insult to the catholic church." The very implication of evolution is disgusting and completely false, but the fact that it is so prominent in the shows and games is truly awful. Those who believe in evolution will always be incorrect.

Second, the depiction of so-called "legendary pokemon." These are false gods created to corrupt the minds of children into polytheism and sanatism. Please remember that there is only one true God and that you shall respect him or burn in hell for all eternity.

Please stop playing these games and watching these shows. There is still a chance for God to forgive you! Just repent for your sins and donate to the church!

Thank you for your time and may God bless all whom believe!