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Anonymous Fri 09 Jun 2017 17:21:36 No.32728325 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>32728937 >>32728982 >>32729254 >>32729347 >>32729370 >>32729397 >>32729623 >>32729641 >>32729665 >>32729799

Marriages between Pokémon and humans are canonical.

How does this make you feel?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Jun 2017 17:22:48 No.32728337 Report

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Yeah but they aren't real so can't marry muh waifu

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Jun 2017 18:45:37 No.32728937 Report

Quoted By: >>32728959 >>32728980 >>32728991

>>32728325
source?
I don't really care if you like to imagine yourself fucking Salazzle or anything but if GF did make bestiality canon it just seems interesting

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 09 Jun 2017 18:49:35 No.32728959 Report

Quoted By: >>32728982

>>32728937

>bestiality.

Pokémon are not animals.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Jun 2017 18:51:43 No.32728980 Report

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>>32728937
http://legendsoflocalization.com/did-you-know-people-used-to-marry-pokemon-all-the-time/

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Jun 2017 18:51:49 No.32728982 Report

Quoted By: >>32728991 >>32729180 >>32729553

>>32728959
yeah ok but still can I get a source for
>>32728325

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Jun 2017 18:53:07 No.32728991 Report

Quoted By: >>32729027

>>32728937
>>32728982
How goddamn new can you be?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 09 Jun 2017 18:55:43 No.32729010 Report

Quoted By: >>32729045

>mfw
I want to「kms」

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Jun 2017 18:57:59 No.32729027 Report

Quoted By: >>32729038

>>32728991
I've been here since sun & moon came out m8 don't call me "new"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Jun 2017 18:58:59 No.32729038 Report

Quoted By: >>32729082

>>32729027
You're literally the newest newfag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Jun 2017 19:00:30 No.32729045 Report

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>>32729010
>NAOS.png
You have to go back to /jp/

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Jun 2017 19:04:34 No.32729082 Report

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>>32729038
>'literally' taking 'literal' the 'literal' bait literally

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Jun 2017 19:17:52 No.32729180 Report

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>>32728982
see post above yours

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Jun 2017 19:26:12 No.32729254 Report

Quoted By: >>32729763

>>32728325
>implying I've played Sinnoh or Alola, the worst games yet
>implying Sinnoh isn't a bunch of backwater Hokkaido hippies
>implying civilized regions haven't always prohibited human/pokeman relations

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 09 Jun 2017 19:37:52 No.32729347 Report

Quoted By: >>32731489

>>32728325
it makes me hard as a fucking rock
>furries aren't the target audience

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Jun 2017 19:41:08 No.32729370 Report

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>>32728325
It doesn't make me feel anything, it's not GF's fault autists use this to justify their fetish.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Jun 2017 19:45:20 No.32729397 Report

Quoted By: >>32729425 >>32730111

>>32728325
That town should have been cool, but it was a whole lot of nothing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Jun 2017 19:49:08 No.32729425 Report

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>>32729397
It has lore and a house where you go to trigger the Darkrai event.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Jun 2017 20:11:23 No.32729553 Report

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>>32728982
http://sys.4chan.org/derefer?url=http%3A%2F%2Flegendsoflocalization.com%2Fdid-you-know-people-used-to-marry-pokemon-all-the-time%2F

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Jun 2017 20:19:54 No.32729623 Report

Quoted By: >>32729635

>>32728325
Just because some gross, backwater redneck fucks in Sinnoh (the West Virginia/Romania of the Pokémon World) used to fuck Lucario at some point in history doesn't mean that it occurred elsewhere in more advanced societies, was common outside of backwards enclaves or should be accepted as anything other than complete degeneracy in modern civilization.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Jun 2017 20:21:31 No.32729635 Report

Quoted By: >>32729804

>>32729623
pokemon pussy belongs to nobility, fuck the commoners

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Jun 2017 20:22:13 No.32729641 Report

Quoted By: >>32729774

>>32728325
>still can't date or marry any gym leaders
I'm not sure if this is a good thing or a bad thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Jun 2017 20:24:42 No.32729665 Report

Quoted By: >>32729734 >>32730122

>>32728325
Headcanon: the book refers to the last common ancestor of humans and pokemon.

There, problem solved.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Jun 2017 20:38:11 No.32729734 Report

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>>32729665
>Headcanon
Stopped reading there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Jun 2017 20:42:05 No.32729763 Report

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>>32729254
How can you say they're the worst if you have not played them?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Jun 2017 20:44:22 No.32729774 Report

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>>32729641
This, Pokemon needs to take a page from Persona and add some VN elements.

And then let me travel around with my partner and have sick double battles.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Jun 2017 20:48:15 No.32729799 Report

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>>32728325
Women in pokemon would chimp out since Gardevoir is an objectively superior romantic partner than any human woman.

I mean sure the sick fucks who want to get raped by Machamps would be happy though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Jun 2017 20:48:55 No.32729804 Report

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>>32729635
>kissing noble ass
Fucking plebeian.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Jun 2017 21:30:12 No.32730111 Report

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>>32729397
It got a great song though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Jun 2017 21:32:00 No.32730122 Report

Quoted By: >>32730143

>>32729665
But it's canon that Pokémon and humans have no common ancestor.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Jun 2017 21:33:52 No.32730143 Report

Quoted By: >>32731378

>>32730122
Source?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Jun 2017 00:08:40 No.32731378 Report

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>>32730143
Some interview with some director, it's on the internet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Jun 2017 00:22:51 No.32731489 Report

Quoted By: >>32731567

>>32729347
Giv sauce pls

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Jun 2017 00:32:11 No.32731567 Report

Quoted By: >>32731617

>>32731489
you don't want it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Jun 2017 00:41:08 No.32731617 Report

Quoted By: >>32731638

>>32731567
I do

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Jun 2017 00:43:23 No.32731638 Report

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>>32731617
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