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Anonymous Sat 17 Jun 2017 08:03:43 No.32792885 View View Reply Original Report

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How do I control my pokephilia?

I never asked for this and now its taking over my entire life. I just want to be a normal person.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jun 2017 08:06:25 No.32792896 Report

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>>32792885
Accept Jesus Christ into your heart, OP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jun 2017 08:08:52 No.32792906 Report

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>>32792885
>How do I control my pokephilia?
you don't. you're sadly stuck with it forever.
trust me, i know...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 17 Jun 2017 08:16:00 No.32792939 Report

Quoted By: >>32793053

Remind yourself that the human female body exists

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jun 2017 08:19:13 No.32792952 Report

Quoted By: >>32793053 >>32793417

>>32792885
Don't listen to any of these people man.
Start off with lighter porn of people. Fingering, dildos, or if you're into guys watch some dick slapping. After that just slowly escalate and it'll be as if you never wanted to fuck that sexy Delphox ass ever

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jun 2017 08:20:32 No.32792963 Report

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>>32792885
i think you should consider not purchasing USUM, anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jun 2017 08:50:44 No.32793053 Report

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>>32792952
>>32792939
I've tried but people seem so boring after I got into pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jun 2017 09:05:19 No.32793088 Report

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>>32792885
hey dipshit

first you separate your masturbatory needs from your actual life

then you accept the fact being a normal person fucking sucks and you shouldn't be a facebook normie sheep faggot, do whatever the hell you want

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jun 2017 09:21:57 No.32793136 Report

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>>32792885
there's nothing wrong with wanting to fuck a Pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jun 2017 10:03:04 No.32793292 Report

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>>32792885
It's a rabbit hole it only goes down

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 17 Jun 2017 10:04:36 No.32793296 Report

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>>32793292
this

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 17 Jun 2017 10:27:47 No.32793354 Report

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>>32792885
Don't let your lust overcome your moral judgement and reason.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 17 Jun 2017 10:29:09 No.32793359 Report

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>>32793354
fag

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 17 Jun 2017 10:29:50 No.32793361 Report

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>>32793359

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jun 2017 10:34:13 No.32793375 Report

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>>32792885

are you underage? just enjoy your dick to whatever you want

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jun 2017 10:41:32 No.32793396 Report

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Dumb frogposter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jun 2017 10:41:50 No.32793397 Report

Quoted By: >>32793404

As long as this fetish stays purely on your computer, it is something you can easily manage and be happy with.

What we DON'T want happening- fursuits, plushy toys, any sort of convention, making OC art, and bestiality.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jun 2017 10:45:37 No.32793404 Report

Quoted By: >>32793406 >>32793408

>>32793397
>plushy toys
what's wrong with plushes?

Comfyanon

Comfyanon Sat 17 Jun 2017 10:47:40 No.32793406 Report

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>>32793404
Plushes are. Not for lewd, anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jun 2017 10:47:59 No.32793408 Report

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>>32793404
Imagine inviting a girl to your house and having a Pokemon stuffed animal on your bed.

You are actually gay if you're okay with that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jun 2017 10:49:26 No.32793411 Report

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>>32793408
>all plushes have to be on a bed
??

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jun 2017 10:50:13 No.32793412 Report

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>>32793408
I have like seven or eight, and I have an A Vulpix coming in next week

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jun 2017 10:51:04 No.32793414 Report

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>>32793408
Girls love plushies

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jun 2017 10:54:20 No.32793417 Report

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Nr.1 Never let your fap material take over your life
Nr.2 Take >>32792952 's advice
Nr.3 If you're to into it, just like with your meals, try cutting out

Real talk now and a question for that anons: what drove you into pokephilia? Personally I was just never interested, I'm to much of a vanilla for my own good

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 17 Jun 2017 10:58:10 No.32793423 Report

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>>32792885
There's no turning back. Once you start masturbating to Pokémon, you can't stop even if you want to.

This is the path you chose.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jun 2017 10:58:33 No.32793424 Report

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>>32793414
List of current plushes
TOMY: Eevee, Espeon, Vaporeon, Treecko, Goomy
Pokecenter: Fomantis (Import), Snivy, Mimikyu
20th Anniversary: Arceus, Meloetta, Genesect
Bootleg: Espeon
how much pussy am I going to get out of this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jun 2017 12:29:36 No.32793676 Report

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>>32792885
Embrace your wild side, OP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jun 2017 12:41:00 No.32793720 Report

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>>32792885
You don't actually want to stop.

You think you should stop, you think things will somehow be better if you do stop, and you know what? Both of those are true.

But you don't want that. What you want to do is beat your meat to the imaginary animals you've ingrained as perfect in your own head.

Stopping is one of the easiest things in the world, if you actually wanted to do it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 17 Jun 2017 12:43:33 No.32793728 Report

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>>32793361

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jun 2017 12:44:13 No.32793733 Report

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>>32792885
Literally self control, but that's just not in your genes, right? You can't help being born with no control, right anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jun 2017 12:45:58 No.32793738 Report

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>>32792885
kys youself

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