PokeAutism thread

>be me, average shitposter on /vp/
>be in Walmart buying shit
>line is taking too long, person at the front is arguing or whatever
>I think in my head "what if I just cut the line... I mean I obviously won't but what if I did"
>think of the word cut in the Pokémon universe since I'm bored as hell standing here
>Anon used cut!
>an animation of a bidoof cutting a tiny tree down plays in my head
>the word cutscene pops up in my head because that's what's in gen 7
>I get fucking livid because of unskippable cutscenes (plus I've been waiting over 15 minutes
>I fucking sit on the ground, drop the shit I was holding, and slap the ground over and over with the palms of my hands and grunt loudly
>people are looking
>mfw
>I leave and purchase nothing

To be fair, I have had very bad anger issues my whole life. And no I'm not actually autistic. And yes, I'm the stereotypical overweight, loser neckbeard with a waifu who shitposts on /vp/ damn near daily. I don't recommend my current lifestyle to anyone.