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Anonymous Mon 19 Jun 2017 01:56:39 No.32805593 View View Reply Original Report

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I want to fap to a Pokemon because I'm just curious how it feels to be one of you degenerates.

But I feel so nervous that I cant find anything that makes my benis react.
Help me out

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Jun 2017 01:58:28 No.32805607 Report

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(You)

saged

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jun 2017 01:58:45 No.32805612 Report

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do it knowing that if you don't like it you never have to again and if you do then you get to enjoy iy

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Jun 2017 02:00:31 No.32805624 Report

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>>32805593
Got it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jun 2017 02:01:37 No.32805634 Report

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>>32805593
two babies one fox, it may work for u

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Jun 2017 02:03:32 No.32805645 Report

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>>32805624

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Jun 2017 02:04:35 No.32805653 Report

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>>32805645

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jun 2017 02:04:35 No.32805654 Report

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>>32805593
Not really rocket science, the fact that you're even asking (given you're serious which may not be that case) means you've already come across some mons that make you feel a certain way.

Just search around for that specific mon (e621 is a good place) and let nature do the rest. If you want suggestions these mons are usually a safe bet: Gardevoir, Lopunny, braixen, blaziken ya know two legged mons.

Liveforfunk is also a good artist to start with if you just want cute girls based on mon designs.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Jun 2017 02:17:06 No.32805727 Report

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>>32805593
I got chu.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jun 2017 02:20:18 No.32805756 Report

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>>32805593
Literally neck yourself.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Jun 2017 02:28:45 No.32805829 Report

Quoted By: >>32805848 >>32805871 >>32805895

>>32805593
here you go, OP:
http://imgur.com/a/x3D6G

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jun 2017 02:32:09 No.32805848 Report

Quoted By: >>32805862 >>32806236

>>32805829
>not naming it ABSOLute lewds

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Jun 2017 02:34:22 No.32805862 Report

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>>32805848
shit, the one time i forget to pun

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jun 2017 02:35:43 No.32805871 Report

Quoted By: >>32805883

>>32805829
but what if OP gay

Lily

Lily Mon 19 Jun 2017 02:37:40 No.32805876 Report

Quoted By: >>32805883

>>32805593
>I want to get off to a Pokémon but I can't find a Pokémon that will get me off
Why would you want to fap to something that doesn't turn you on

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jun 2017 02:39:26 No.32805883 Report

Quoted By: >>32805894

>>32805871
then OP's outta luck

>>32805876
OP's just not trying hard enough

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jun 2017 02:40:22 No.32805891 Report

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well if this was 2010/2011 you could just wait around here until you saw something posted that got a twitch out of you and go on that to start the slope but not these days

Lily

Lily Mon 19 Jun 2017 02:40:48 No.32805894 Report

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>>32805883
But if he has to try then what's the point?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Jun 2017 02:40:54 No.32805895 Report

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>>32805829

i think i'm just too smart to get aroused by pictures of pokemon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Jun 2017 02:44:42 No.32805912 Report

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>>32805895
>too intelligent for pictures
i hate to break it to you, but i think there's only one more thing you can try: animations

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jun 2017 02:45:05 No.32805916 Report

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>>32805593
>one of you
>fapping to 'mons
Choose only one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jun 2017 02:49:32 No.32805941 Report

Quoted By: >>32805969 >>32806216

If you're serious and not trying to start a furry thread then you're obviously not into pokemon since you don't get a reaction from them so don't fucking bother trying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jun 2017 02:54:29 No.32805969 Report

Quoted By: >>32806082 >>32806121 >>32806165

>>32805941
go away if you're not going to contribute to the thread retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jun 2017 02:57:33 No.32805989 Report

Quoted By: >>32806195

>>32805593
Fap to Lopunny. It's probably the most vanilla. Gardevoir is weird looking and has a cringy fanbase.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jun 2017 03:14:05 No.32806082 Report

Quoted By: >>32806180

>>32805969
>implying that you and the people contributing to this thread aren't all underage faggots
(you)
summer truly is the worst time of the year

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jun 2017 03:19:23 No.32806121 Report

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>>32805969
his post is the best contributing post, autist

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jun 2017 03:25:24 No.32806165 Report

Quoted By: >>32806192

>>32805969
>says if OP isn't getting a wiggle from a pokemon he's obviously not into fucking them in the first place
>not contributing to the thread
That anon contributed more than you did. You're trying to tell him to stay out of a thread where discussion was added, on a board for discussions, and you're calling him a retard? Children need to leave this site. It's for grown ups even if people on here don't act like it. Come back in a few years

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jun 2017 03:28:01 No.32806180 Report

Quoted By: >>32806216

>>32806082

>get your feelings hurt
>call people underage and reference summer

only oldfags will understand

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jun 2017 03:30:35 No.32806192 Report

Quoted By: >>32806230

>>32806165

if you're not going to contribute to the thread then go away retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jun 2017 03:30:39 No.32806193 Report

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>>32805593
I posted a thread like this about 2 years and got instabanned.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jun 2017 03:31:47 No.32806195 Report

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>>32805989
I think Gardevoir is the most vanilla.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jun 2017 03:36:52 No.32806216 Report

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>>32806180
>implying I'm >>32805941
you seem really defensive, here's your last (you)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jun 2017 03:37:47 No.32806222 Report

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>>32806193
It's because the mods lurked so much and started getting into it so they just let it slide unless it was straight up pokeporn. Even then it usually takes a couple minutes for it to be taken down unless its weird shit like scat or farting. This might be because mods mad to that

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jun 2017 03:39:51 No.32806230 Report

Quoted By: >>32806261

>>32806192
If you're not going to contribute to the thread then go away, retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jun 2017 03:41:24 No.32806236 Report

Quoted By: >>32806251

>>32805848
Th-that's not an Absol, anon-kun, I'm Delphox-intely sure of it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Jun 2017 03:42:57 No.32806251 Report

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>>32806236
check the link my dude

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jun 2017 03:44:21 No.32806261 Report

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>>32806230
You're the most retarded person in this thread. Stop trying to get a furry thread started.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jun 2017 03:45:20 No.32806267 Report

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>>32806251
Oh shit, you clever fuck métis

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jun 2017 03:46:44 No.32806274 Report

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>>32805593
Go on e621 dot net and use the tags "pokemon order:score"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Jun 2017 03:48:29 No.32806283 Report

Quoted By: >>32806337

>>32805593
can't help you bro, pokemon don't do it for me. i can get off to pokegirls tho

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jun 2017 03:49:28 No.32806294 Report

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>>32806261

if all you're going to do is flame me instead of contributing to the thread, then you're retarded and you need to go away

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jun 2017 03:51:57 No.32806309 Report

Quoted By: >>32806321

>>32805593
randompokemongenerator.cm

generate 1, no limits, then look it up on e621, don't be a pussy

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jun 2017 03:54:29 No.32806321 Report

Quoted By: >>32806338

>>32806309
https://randompokemon.com/

you dumbass

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jun 2017 03:56:04 No.32806337 Report

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>>32806283
Wow could you please stop objectifying my wife with your lewd artwork??

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jun 2017 03:56:42 No.32806338 Report

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>>32806321
be gentle on him he's new

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