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Anonymous Thu 22 Jun 2017 23:13:58 No.32837837 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>32837855 >>32837948 >>32838105

>exactly one ghost line in gen 1
>the one ghost line has a high special stat and low attack stat
>ghost is immune to fighting and normal because ghosts can't be physically touched
>make ghost physical

>exactly one dragon line in gen 1
>the one fully evolved dragon type pokémon in gen 1 has 134 base attack and 100 base special
>make dragon special

is gamefreak the king of making stupid, terrible, awful decisions? they could've make ghost special and dragon physical if they wanted to
maintain the ratio of physical/special types.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Jun 2017 23:15:44 No.32837855 Report

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>>32837837
You forgot
>make only one dragon type attack
>It's a set 40 damage attack

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Jun 2017 23:27:11 No.32837948 Report

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>>32837837
Go read about the history of the game's development, it's a miracle it was ever finished and released at all. 1995 gf sincerely apologizes that their games didn't satisfy your intense autistic needs. Please understand.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Jun 2017 23:27:13 No.32837949 Report

Quoted By: >>32839302

>special/physical split happens
>special dark type now almost exclusively physical moves
>physical ghost type dominantly special now
>poison moves are almost all special
>dragon moves are dominantly physical

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Jun 2017 23:29:26 No.32837981 Report

Quoted By: >>32839251

It's Physical because the only move at the time that wasn't Confuse Ray or Night Shade was Lick

>Decide a new EV+IV system and abilities were more important to implement than the Physical Special split
Gen III really had no excuse. Gen I were made by dumb hacks and Gen II was held back by Gen I's shit engine

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Jun 2017 23:44:38 No.32838105 Report

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>>32837837
i really don't think they plan much out for the games they just kind of add shit here and there as they go

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Jun 2017 23:56:26 No.32838195 Report

Quoted By: >>32838249 >>32838251 >>32838387

People are just getting upset because they're slowly realizing that the Japanese aren't actually sapient.

The Japanese are notorious confabulators; they essentially come up with stories to explain their past actions that are in no way actually connected to a real continued thread of reasoning. If you were to ask a japanese person why they did something, and then presented them with evidence that makes their explanation seem impossible, rather than actually scrutinizing the information they just stare at you blankly because, unlike other humans, they genuinely don't understand how different ideas can effect each other. This is why they're so predisposed to horrible war crimes; they fight according to their basest, most brutal instincts and then come up with justifications later. There's been research on this; 95.7% of Japanese citizens literally can't pass the Turing Test.

This is why Japanese companies give out these bullshit nonsense reasonings for their actions, because they literally base their actions on nothing and construct a story around it later.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Jun 2017 00:02:26 No.32838249 Report

Quoted By: >>32838277

>>32838195
Can I get a source for that "95.7% of Japanese citizens can't pass the Turing Test" please?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Jun 2017 00:02:34 No.32838251 Report

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>>32838195

are you japanese?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Jun 2017 00:06:11 No.32838277 Report

Quoted By: >>32838285

>>32838249
I wouldn't know. I copied that from a post from a thread about Primarina's gender ratio when they were revealed. I just cut out the Primarina part.

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Anonymous Fri 23 Jun 2017 00:07:33 No.32838285 Report

Quoted By: >>32838319

>>32838277
What relevance does that have? Honestly it would've been completely autistic to believe Primarina's gender ratio was gonna be any different than the rest of the Starters

This sounds like bullshit

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Jun 2017 00:12:02 No.32838319 Report

Quoted By: >>32839210

>>32838285
This was the whole post:

People are just getting upset because they're slowly realizing that the Japanese aren't actually sapient.

The Japanese are notorious confabulators; they essentially come up with stories to explain their past actions that are in no way actually connected to a real continued thread of reasoning. If you were to ask a japanese person why they did something, and then presented them with evidence that makes their explanation seem impossible, rather than actually scrutinizing the information they just stare at you blankly because, unlike other humans, they genuinely don't understand how different ideas can effect each other. This is why they're so predisposed to horrible war crimes; they fight according to their basest, most brutal instincts and then come up with justifications later. There's been research on this; 95.7% of Japanese citizens literally can't pass the Turing Test.

This is why Japanese companies give out these bullshit nonsense reasonings for their actions, because they literally base their actions on nothing and construct a story around it later. The REAL reason the gender ratio for starters is mostly male is because they're horribly sexist and think of their coolest strongest heroes as male by default. But they made Primarina the way it is because they think mermaid animal people are sexy and they want to mastrubate to it. And the fact that these ideas they've presented are in direct conflict mean nothing to them, because the Japanese mind is incapable of rational thought or contradiction recognition.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Jun 2017 00:18:42 No.32838387 Report

Quoted By: >>32839187

>>32838195
honestly reading stuff like Sakurai's comments on Smash Bros' game design makes me think this post is accurate

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Jun 2017 01:44:06 No.32839187 Report

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>>32838387
>Shoulder bash is comparable to a drop kick in terms of movement and range
Whichever one of you autists made this image deserves to be shot.

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Anonymous Fri 23 Jun 2017 01:46:33 No.32839210 Report

Quoted By: >>32839348

>>32838319
I'm pretty sure the reason is to make breeding more of a chore. You're forced to require a Ditto, where as with female Pokemon it can fuck anything within its egg group and produce Egg Moves as a result. This applies to gift Pokemon like Eevee and Togepi as well

Otherwise legendaries would be male, and the OP of that post wouldn't be a faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Jun 2017 01:50:38 No.32839251 Report

Quoted By:

>>32837981
It has the excuse of being developed by Gamefreak, I guess.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Jun 2017 01:57:42 No.32839302 Report

Quoted By: >>32839370

>>32837949
ALL Dark moves introduced before gen 4 turned Physical

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Jun 2017 02:04:06 No.32839348 Report

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>>32839210
>I'm pretty sure the reason is to make breeding more of a chore.
This. Otherwise you could breed a shit ton of starters early on, and they wouldn't be so special anymore.
Not that mass breeding doesn't happen anyway, but whatevs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Jun 2017 02:06:28 No.32839370 Report

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>>32839302
this is why we got dark pulse in gen 4

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