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Anonymous Sun 25 Jun 2017 11:59:08 No.32860119 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>32860161 >>32860469 >>32861954 >>32861981

Honestly /vp/
Would you love and care for her as a good trainer should?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jun 2017 12:03:11 No.32860132 Report

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No.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jun 2017 12:09:20 No.32860161 Report

Quoted By: >>32860245

>>32860119
Loved mine so much that I bred a 5-IV one for my poison monotype team!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jun 2017 12:43:24 No.32860245 Report

Quoted By: >>32860255 >>32860473 >>32862392

>>32860161

I would release it an use a male Salandit because I'm not a degenerate who wants to screw a cartoon sex lizard.

I just bred a 6 IV one accidentally while trying to breed a male salandit for my poison monoteam.

Salandit was my favorite Pokemon shown pre-release and I had such high hopes for a cool evolution then it turned out to be female only evolution. And it was a dumb sexy lizard at that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jun 2017 12:46:10 No.32860255 Report

Quoted By: >>32860268

>>32860245
>I'm not a degenerate who wants to screw a cartoon sex lizard.
>And it was a dumb sexy lizard at that.
you do realize you just called salazzle sexy?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jun 2017 12:48:28 No.32860268 Report

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>>32860255
It was autocorrect. Im not degenerate.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 Jun 2017 13:26:30 No.32860453 Report

Quoted By: >>32860466

>Salazzle and Toxapex switch abilities
>both move up a tier

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jun 2017 13:27:50 No.32860466 Report

Quoted By: >>32860673

>>32860453
>toxapex without regenerator

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jun 2017 13:28:49 No.32860469 Report

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>>32860119
I would dress her up in a cute costume and TOTALLY PRANK SOME STEEL TYPES IN OUR DISGUISES

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 Jun 2017 13:30:24 No.32860473 Report

Quoted By: >>32861159

>>32860245
>sexy
Disgusting furfag get out

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jun 2017 14:05:12 No.32860673 Report

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>>32860466
>only merciless and corrosion change places
There.

I hope Salazzles are like tegus.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 Jun 2017 15:50:46 No.32861149 Report

Quoted By: >>32862828

Slut lizard is for hugs only!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jun 2017 15:52:10 No.32861159 Report

Quoted By: >>32861575

>>32860473
> Furfag...
> For a pokemon without fur...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jun 2017 17:08:26 No.32861575 Report

Quoted By: >>32861968

>>32861159
It's a broad term for what's basically cartoon bestiality.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Jun 2017 18:23:33 No.32861954 Report

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>>32860119
Yes.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Jun 2017 18:25:54 No.32861968 Report

Quoted By: >>32862427

>>32861575
Pokémon are not animals, you idiot.
You seem to confuse them for animals.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jun 2017 18:27:17 No.32861981 Report

Quoted By: >>32862246

>>32860119
Meh. It's cool and I love the Fire-Type in general but the fan art has turned me off on it, personally.

Not only have I seen way too much of it, the thought of fucking a reptile in general is disgusting.

I don't understand things like Lopunny etc. either but at least most look humanoid. Reptiles are just too far for me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jun 2017 19:08:10 No.32862246 Report

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>>32861981
I like to think of Salazzle as a regular lizard that likes to stay under heat lamps.

And when you go to sleep she plops on your stomach curled up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jun 2017 19:30:49 No.32862392 Report

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>>32860245
Why Salandit fags are this delusional?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jun 2017 19:36:10 No.32862427 Report

Quoted By: >>32863305

>>32861968
"Of a small animal."

Not "of an animal."

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Anonymous Sun 25 Jun 2017 20:19:39 No.32862739 Report

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Does no one else think her violet flames look cool as fuck? It's so asthetically pleasing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jun 2017 20:36:45 No.32862828 Report

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>>32861149
Then how is she a slut?

Check mate pokethiests.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Jun 2017 20:57:53 No.32862968 Report

Quoted By: >>32863006 >>32863128

>tfw you'll never have a Salazzle to give tummy rubs to for doing well in a battle

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jun 2017 21:03:34 No.32863006 Report

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>>32862968
What a fag, denying rubs because of his sexual insecurity

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jun 2017 21:16:17 No.32863128 Report

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>>32862968
>Not hugging Salazzle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jun 2017 21:41:57 No.32863305 Report

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>>32862427

I still debunk you're silly little fanon about Pokémon being animals.

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