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Anonymous Wed 28 Jun 2017 01:43:40 No.32880760 View View Reply Original Report

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Why dont Pokemon have penises or vaginas?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Jun 2017 01:44:50 No.32880770 Report

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>>32880760
Because this is a kids game anon. Get your head out of the gutter.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Jun 2017 01:48:27 No.32880793 Report

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>>32880760
But anon
I see a penis and a vagina in your pic...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Jun 2017 01:48:41 No.32880797 Report

Quoted By: >>32881393

>>32880760
They reproduce by touching butts

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Jun 2017 01:49:03 No.32880800 Report

Quoted By: >>32881866

See that little bit of fur on its belly? On a real bovine, that'd be the sheathe for its dick

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Jun 2017 01:59:23 No.32880877 Report

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>>32880760

Because of censorship

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Jun 2017 03:00:34 No.32881262 Report

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>>32880760
Pic is (You).

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Jun 2017 03:04:48 No.32881285 Report

Quoted By: >>32881482 >>32881884 >>32884424 >>32884747

They don't need them. People seem to think the produce sexually, but in reality, when two Pokemon of the same egg group are in suitable conditions, they use their combined powers to will an egg into existence. They need to be of opposite genders to do this, otherwise the hatchling will be fucking gay.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Jun 2017 03:06:47 No.32881303 Report

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Same reason the SM MC has a perma smile

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Jun 2017 03:22:37 No.32881393 Report

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>>32880797
hot

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Jun 2017 03:40:02 No.32881482 Report

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>>32881285
Nice headcanon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Jun 2017 03:48:29 No.32881521 Report

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>>32880760
nice question

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Jun 2017 03:55:11 No.32881555 Report

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>>32880760

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Jun 2017 04:18:04 No.32881730 Report

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>>32881482
we dont know how eggs happen
Arceus made one appear out of the thin sky in HG/SS

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Jun 2017 04:19:09 No.32881742 Report

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>>32880760
They're sexier without them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Jun 2017 04:34:44 No.32881866 Report

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>>32880800

this is just lambo

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Jun 2017 04:36:39 No.32881879 Report

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>>32881742
this

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Jun 2017 04:37:31 No.32881884 Report

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>>32881285
>>32881730

this is just a kids game and all are homo guys which breeds by magic

Headcanon

Headcanon Wed 28 Jun 2017 04:41:10 No.32881914 Report

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>>32881730
>Arceus made one appear out of the thin sky
Maybe the daycare old man was right; they don't know how it got there because it literally appeared from thin air.
Arceus is the stork of the Pokemon world, and will only manifest the egg if certain conditions are met.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Jun 2017 04:50:15 No.32881994 Report

Quoted By: >>32882008

>>32881914

is he enjoying himself while looking at their sexual acts?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Jun 2017 04:52:17 No.32882008 Report

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>>32881994

what if god is just a human who wanted to fap to some living porn and then dropped us?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Jun 2017 04:54:31 No.32882028 Report

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>>32880760
They only have cloacas.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Jun 2017 10:51:42 No.32883555 Report

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>>32880760
But OP, Pokemon do have dicks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Jun 2017 10:53:38 No.32883562 Report

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Their penises and vaginas are floating in an alternate dimension and are only summoned when needed.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Jun 2017 10:54:07 No.32883563 Report

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>>32880793

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Jun 2017 10:56:24 No.32883565 Report

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>>32883555
trips of truth

why do these box legends have such obvious penises?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Jun 2017 11:58:52 No.32883723 Report

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>>32881866
Huh?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Jun 2017 12:07:23 No.32883741 Report

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>>32883555
>>32883565
have any of y'all seen actual penises? if you think those are penises you have to get your eyes checked.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Jun 2017 12:12:17 No.32883753 Report

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>>32883741
No. I've never seen a dick. It's really hard to find pictures of them on 4chan (Especially on /bant/, which is one of my most frequented boards).

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Jun 2017 12:13:19 No.32883757 Report

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>>32883753
you can just look at yours, you know

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Jun 2017 12:19:09 No.32883771 Report

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>>32883757
You can do that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Jun 2017 15:01:17 No.32884424 Report

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>>32881285
It'd explain why the breeding guys have no idea where the eggs come from

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Jun 2017 15:45:12 No.32884747 Report

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>>32881285
Explain why they are so slutty: performing babymaking with anyone suitable and even willing to commit incest?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Jun 2017 17:31:28 No.32885306 Report

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Tyranitar has a penis and so does Kakuna

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Jun 2017 17:57:12 No.32885452 Report

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>>32880760
Because if they did you would be asking why do they have penises and vaginas

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Jun 2017 18:51:00 No.32885753 Report

Quoted By: >>32885954

>>32880760
They all function the same way a ducks does: hidden from plain sight, and only comes out for fucking.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Jun 2017 19:25:45 No.32885954 Report

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>>32885753
Like a Pidgey fucking a Dragonite in the ass?

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