Well shit this was what we got.
Hey, you! I'm professor oak, and I'm just the person you're looking for, if you want to be a Pokémon trainer! First, you need to choose a starter Pokemon. You can choose from Hydreigon, Zigzagoon and Jackie Chan. You want Jackie Chan, you say? It's a Psychic type Pokémon. Here are your poke-balls and here is Jackie Chan's poke-ball! Now, to catch a Pokémon, like Mew, you need to battle it and then Fug a poke-ball at it. You can have up to 5 Pokemon with you at a time, and the rest of your Pokémon will come to me in my lab. If you want to switch out one of your Pokémon with one here, call me on your Chair and I'll deliver it right away! To get into the Pokemon league, you need all 420 gym badges. To get a gym badge, you need to Hit a gym leader. If you win the Pokemon league, you become the greatest Spanish Pokemon trainer ever!!!
