Am I alone in thinking the motto from Team Rocket is fucking badass? All that talk about reaching the stars and uniting all people. This makes it even sadder that they are so incompetent. I really wish they had one genuine victory.

Prepare for trouble!
Make it double!
To protect the world from devastation!
To unite all peoples within our nation!
To denounce the evils of truth and love!
To extend our reach to the stars above!
Jessie!
James!
Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light!
Surrender now, or prepare to fight!
Meowth!
That's right!